Re: Hatred

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I hate threads like the one immediately below this one.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 3:54 PM
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You're supposed to hate over there, technically, but who am I to turn down comments?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 3:57 PM
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I hate that we have to have threads like the one below.


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 3:58 PM
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I figured my hate wouldn't make any sense over there.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 4:03 PM
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And I hate making posts like the one below.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 4:04 PM
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I hate comments like the one immediately after this one.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 5:01 PM
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M/tch M/lls doesn't love big meaty cocks.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 5:12 PM
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See, I hate 7 because it's obviously incomplete. You forgot to add the "unless they belong to Stephen Baldwin" clause.

Typically sloppy work, ogged.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 5:20 PM
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Is a "big, meat cock" really different from a plain 'ol "big cock"? If so, how?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 5:26 PM
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A "meat cock" is made of meat.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 5:28 PM
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An excellent opportunity for me to compliment mrh on his cooking photos!


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 5:30 PM
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But JM, mrh was cooking cock meat, not a meat cock.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 5:36 PM
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And by "cooking" I of course mean "smoking".


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 5:37 PM
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JM, you're far too kind.
M/tch, you're far too obsessed with knob-gobbling.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 8:20 PM
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M/tch, you're far too obsessed with knob-gobbling.

I wouldn't say I'm obsessed, but your technique is definitely a thing of beauty to watch.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 8:34 PM
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I propose a w-lfs-n--mrh cook-off. The winner will get to see Apostropher's titties.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 8:49 PM
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We've all already seen one of his tits, and I have no reason to believe the other one is much more interesting.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 8:52 PM
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But a cook-off, w-lfs-n! Does not your manly pride rise to the challenge?


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 9:16 PM
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But a cook-off, w-lfs-n! Does not your manly pride rise to the challenge?

Most Unfogged sentence ever?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 9:19 PM
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Oh, a cook-off. I read it as "cock-off".


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 9:21 PM
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Yes, you'll definitely need more interesting titties than mine.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 9:22 PM
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I ain't offering.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 9:24 PM
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Aw, don't sell yourself short!


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 10-10-06 9:25 PM
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Well, a cock-off would just be humiliating for young Ben, but a cook-off could be a blast. Next Unfogged meetup in New England; I'll cook.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 4:49 AM
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Good morning Ben! You have class today with the pretty girl you talked to on Monday. What are you going to say to her today? You could ask her how your presentation went.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 8:29 AM
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Wouldn't he know, though?


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 8:30 AM
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He would know how he felt giving the presentation. But he wouldn't know how well it was received. I am not intrinsically interested in Ben's presentation skills. I am just trying to suggest reasonable topics for today's conversation with the young lady. When Ben can come up with better, without prompting, I'll stop.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 8:33 AM
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Megan, you're the best date-coach I've ever seen.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 8:57 AM
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We're not aiming for a date yet. Right now the goal is sustained conversation, so that she can see the charming side of Ben that we all enjoy so much.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 10:48 AM
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I would know, simply from the fact that I gave the presentation, that it went well.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 10:51 AM
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the charming side of Ben that we all enjoy so much

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Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 10:53 AM
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As long as she never googles him and finds this thread, it's all good. As soon as she does, however, he's in trouble.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 10:53 AM
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Then what else are you going to talk to her about?


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 10:54 AM
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30: The point isn't to be logical, Ben. The point is to have something to say. Also, appealing to someone for their opinion of you, see, betrays a charming interest in . . . their opinion of you.

Jeez.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 10:55 AM
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Or hey! You can ask her opinion of Megan. "So, do you think Megan's advice to me about how to attract your interest is good advice? If not, what would you suggest?"


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 10:56 AM
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As long as she never googles him and finds this thread, it's all good. As soon as she does, however, he's in trouble.

Yes, it's this thread that Ben needs to worry about.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 10:58 AM
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I don't want it to be all complicated. I just want Ben to go in there with something to say to her. If it is a question, she'll have to say something in return. Then, he can walk her to her department again. We can work on complicated in a few weeks.

Wednesdays are hard, because it is too late to ask about the previous weekend and too soon to ask about the next weekend. Will she be giving a presentation? On what?


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 11:00 AM
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She won't be; she's only auditing.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 11:06 AM
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You're in trouble, ben.


Posted by: Pretty Girl | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 3:08 PM
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Blast.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 6:14 PM
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Woo!


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 6:19 PM
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Why do you hate me, Clownæ?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 6:21 PM
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41 was not a celebration of your plight but a terse bit of advice.


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 7:14 PM
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42: I don't know about Clownæ, but I find your html leaves something to be desired.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 8:16 PM
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Hey Ben. I'm leaving for the evening, but am excited to come home to read about the conversation you had with your lovely classmate today.

If you didn't get a chance to talk to her today, we can plan for tomorrow's class instead.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 8:34 PM
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I'm beginning to find Megan a little scary.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 9:09 PM
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Is it the fighting ability thing?


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 9:11 PM
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No.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 9:21 PM
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So, Megan's taken over getting ben laid a conversation, but who's directing Megan's lovelife?


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 9:29 PM
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Her commenters. And she is not at all pleased.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 10:02 PM
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42: I don't know about Clownę, but I find your html leaves something to be desired.

If you think about it, you'll realize that what I wrote in 42 could not have come about except purposefully.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 11:00 PM
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I did think about it and concluded just that, but your motivation remains obscure. So I went for the cheap shot.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-11-06 11:07 PM
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I'm beginning to with Megan was my big sister when I was single.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 10-12-06 6:44 AM
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"with" s/b "wish" obviously. Too early. Or lispy


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 10-12-06 6:46 AM
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Thanks mrh. I would have made sure you could talk to girls AND beaten the crap out of anyone who looked at you sideways. That's what big sisters are for.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 10-12-06 12:35 PM
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