Re: Ur

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What the heck kind of file is that? It wants me to download plug-ins, then says they aren't found.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 3:04 PM
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Never mind, it works in safari. For once.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 3:06 PM
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Oh God. That's so sad.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 3:07 PM
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I find your choice of what words to craft into links unorthodox but intriguing.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 3:08 PM
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Oh no! Heart stomped on indeed.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 3:43 PM
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The subtitles were Chinese but the superimposed script was Japanese. It must be a Japanese thing about "those wacky Chinese" or maybe a Chinese thing about wacky Japanese.

Otherwise it looks very midwestern USA.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 4:02 PM
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The constant commentary was in Japanese, so I imagine the original was Chinese.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 4:20 PM
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Awww...


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 5:27 PM
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The death of innocence, the birth of sticking your foot into the air.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 5:37 PM
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The birth of tragedy. Poor little kid!


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 5:46 PM
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Japanese characters use Chinese characters (kanji) mixed in with their own alphabets (hiragana, katakana). The writing was in Japanese. Those "crazy Japanese" and their inane variety shows are only really made fun of in the crazy US.


Posted by: turning | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 5:50 PM
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11 - turning Japanese? I really think so.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 5:58 PM
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That video had nothing to do with Mesopotamia whatsoever.


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 6:12 PM
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Yeah, but the subtitles were pure Chinese, readable as Chinese. If I could slow it down I could probably translate it, more or less. I recognized binomes and patterns.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 6:14 PM
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That video had nothing to do with Mesopotamia whatsoever.

I guess it's no loss that it didn't load for me, then.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 6:52 PM
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That video had nothing to do with Mesopotamia whatsoever.

That's Er.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 6:52 PM
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What's Er?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 7:22 PM
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14 - my bad. Chinese it is. They probably were (jealously) making fun of it. The two Chinese boys must be on hiatus.


Posted by: ops | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 7:22 PM
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That's Er.

Not true. Er is the guy who comes back from the dead with a convenient eyewitness account of divine justice but accidentally loses the polaroids that would've proved it to the world.


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 7:27 PM
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There's more than one Er.

Back in the old days, when Er was walking about and Ur still existed, there were fewer things in the world, which is why all the names were so short. It was only later that people had to start using longer and longer names in order to account for the plenitude of objects.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 7:34 PM
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Tell that to Meskalamdug.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 7:37 PM
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20: My complaint re: Ur-with-a-U still stands. Also, Er-with-an-E sounds completely lame:

"And she conceived, and bare a son; and he called his name Er. ... And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him."

He doesn't even get a forbidding tale of plague and rape tossed in there; God gets mad and kills him in two verses. This is Cliff's Notes Christianity here.


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 7:48 PM
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Quite a lot of the kings had stories like that. So and so did evil in the sight of the Lord and perished.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 7:49 PM
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Looking more closely:

The voiceover refers to the ankle-biter as "Botaro," undoubtedly a Japanese boy's name. The bigger, more colorful text (and the weather and title up top) is Japanese, while the smaller, more uniform text is Chinese. Though I can't really read the Chinese, it contains characters corresponding to "Botaro." So I conclude it's video taken in Japan, broadcast in Japan, then subtitled for broadcast in China.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 8:06 PM
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So: Botaro, thwarted agent of the patriarchy, or earnest victim of a feminazi?


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 10:13 PM
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im in ur, ruling ur d00dz


Posted by: Meskalamdug | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 12:22 AM
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25: Neither. Earnest victim of the patriarchy. Poor kid. Whose bright idea was it to set a three year old up to enact some stupidly gendered courtship ritual, anyway?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 12:40 AM
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22: That's Cliff's Notes Judaism, thank you very much.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 6:49 AM
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Or, "Cliff's notes Judeo-Christianity". (This may actually be the only sort of Judeo-Christianity on offer anywhere.)


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 6:57 AM
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26 - Damn, you beat me to it.


Posted by: Mesannepada | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 8:27 AM
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28: Not alliterative enough.


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 8:31 AM
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He's just a little kid giving someone flowers. I'd be willing to bet he's the little brother of someone at the recital.

It's not a stretch from there to courtship ritual, but it's not the sort of thing that's going to make me thrust my finger accusingly as I cry that this boy's tears would not have occurred, were it not for the patriarchy! He's a three-year old. They're lucky he didn't decide to moon the camera because he tired of wearing pants.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 8:41 AM
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But why did all the commentators have to laugh? That isn't funny, that's sad!


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 10:21 AM
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33: Perhaps it's Chinese people laughing, a sort of schadenfreude at the Japanese boy's misfortune, after years and years of Teh Nippon Agression.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 10:33 AM
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Japanese hosts on variety shows have to practice endlessly to repeatedly laugh that hard at embarassing moments, so you don't have to feel so insensitive for wanting to.


Posted by: turning | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 9:30 PM
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That isn't funny, that's sad!

I thought it was precisely the cackling that gave it the quality of a nightmare.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 9:37 PM
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the directors know it's kind of abnormal. that's why they included the man in the screen corner looking like he's going to bust a blood vessel. he's letting loose the repression for all of them (oh the power of television!). only we over here think it's crazy; to them it's abandon!


Posted by: agayn | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 10:39 PM
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