1. She was wearing a helmet.
2. Why can there be no overlap between moron and hot (at least, in the physical sense)?
3. As for kicking you, just get on a plane.
1. Indeed she was, which, given the relative scarcity of very attractive faces, can only have helped the illusion.
2. I've never been able to manage the "hot moron" thought, probably because "moron," as I think of it, implicates character, and character shows.
3. Any plane?
A plane to the place where I am at, he explained patiently to the moron.
But I feel hot.
"where I am at"
Ah yes, the gratuitous "at," meaning Chicago.
I agree with your comment about the girl,plus motorcycle riding. After all, you only human, give yourself a break,plus it's good you thought about it anyway :-)