Aw, man. What does Reverend Run think of all this?
Somehow, this seems vaguely relevant to the fact that there may now be a a Scarlett Johansson sex tape.
Not with Simmons. I don't think.
Yawn. We'll be interested only when the Thora Birch sex tape comes out.
Come on, at least w-lfs-n eventually admitted error on that front.
That doesn't mean I have to let him live it down, does it?
But there are so many things he's wrong about that he hasn't yet fessed up to!
This was a big one, I admit.
w-lfs-n made a sex tape with Thora Birch?
I still maintain, actually, what I always (and only) maintained, that in Ghost World Birch outshone Johansson—it's my critics, lacking any sound basis on which to abuse me, who have hypostasized this modest observation into an insupportable preference.
The vagueness of "outshone" will not save you, Ben.
I'm with B-Wo on the question of the two actresses' respective performances in Ghost World. Being an ascetic clown who purifies himself by renouncing all sexual attractions, I have no opinion as to their hottness or lack thereof.
Update: this is awesome. This guy obviously thinks he's going to make a buck, but I predict lawsuit. He ends up broke and unemployed.
At least she isn't dating Richard Simmons.
14: "the sexiest blow job I have ever heard" is unintentionally hilarious.