Re: Unsettling Insight Into The Motivations That Drive The Medical Profession

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I don't know about that, but a friend of mine is an ER doc and sick of dealing with drunks every Friday and Saturday night, so she's publically instituted a new policy: anyone brought in under the influence of alcohol gets a colonoscopy. Well, bowel disease is a problem in chronic alcoholics...


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 7:59 AM
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Do what you love. And some people love rootin' around other people's tailpipes, I suppose.


Posted by: mike d | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 8:00 AM
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I'm pretty sure the doctors don't think of it as a trip up someone's ass, but as a procedure they can do using cool technology, which can save people's lives. A lot of them really love playing with their toys.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 8:15 AM
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Oh, you're no fun any more. I'm sure it's just awkward phrasing, but the "doctors like colonoscopies" is presented as a reason that they'll be sad about having to change to saving people's lives with even cooler technology -- it really looks like a claim that they actively enjoy shoving cameras up people's asses.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 8:20 AM
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Gastroenterologists like doing colonoscopies because it helps them conjure up fond childhood memories.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 8:23 AM
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A lot of them really love playing with their toys.

ATM.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 8:24 AM
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Give 'em a break. They prefer taking decisive action that demonstrably saves peoples' lives, over endlessly counselling people whom they really can't help much [e,g., irritable-bowel victims]. Is that so hard to understand?


Posted by: pireader | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 8:33 AM
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it helps them conjure up fond childhood memories

I coulda been a contender.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 10:06 AM
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Come on, LB. If you could spend your days running robots up your clients' asses, would you hesitate for even a moment?


Posted by: DaveL | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 10:38 AM
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Doctors and lawyers like cats and dogs.


Posted by: James B. Shearer | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 10:52 AM
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That may explain why I can't seem to get my big sister on the phone lately.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 10:59 AM
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9: God, that's pretty much a BOFH's dream.

"Hi, I've forgotten my password again and would like to change it."
"We now have a policy that anyone who asks for a password change more than once a month must first submit to a colonoscopy. Bend over."
"Uh, I think I might have it written on a Post-it in my desk somewhere. I'll go look again."


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 11-14-06 11:35 AM
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