You wouldn't bring anyone into a state of reverential awareness with a polka. Also, there's this.
Remember, you can tune a piano but you can't tune a cat.
Fugues are repetitive, right? So the same cats, over and over, on their poor punctured and bleeding tails. Whether or not the cats can follow the musical pattern and predict their ongoing torture, surely the listener can, which would make it all the worse, I'd think.
I miss the kitty, too, ben. But this is just nuts. I strongly advise against the creation of your own Katzenklavier.
I vote we just put the kitty into the main page template and get rid of the artsy dead tree bullshit.
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What, SB, you have a problem with kittens?
I like the artsy dead tree bullshit.
We could vote again. That worked really well last time.
Fine, you're both the pretentious artsy dead tree type. But what do you have against kittens?
Why do you think that just because we don't want to replace the trees with kittens, we're against kittens? What's with this binarism?
Oh, well, then kitty mauling a tree. That was easy. [gavel] Next order of business.
I'd prefer to see a tree falling on a kitten.
Falling is for the other thread. This is the kitty thread. You started it.
That's a lie and you know it, Mr. Contrary Dourpants.
18 to 16. I am in hearty concurrence with 17.
It's been done already, with mice.