Re: Corrected Vision

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A frat boy's idea of a joke.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:22 PM
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Aren't they vastly overrating smokiness and visual acuity?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:24 PM
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I'm skeptical about their methodology.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:36 PM
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A formula for beer goggles?


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:36 PM
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Hey no peeking!


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:40 PM
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Hey, that was all on my own, I didn't even realize it was a link. I'm just a math beer genius.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:45 PM
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5: the answer was kind of obvious if you look at the explanation of the variables.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:49 PM
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I think the post would have been more interesting if ogged had cropped out the explanation of the variables.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:50 PM
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Shoddy work. There needs to be a variable in there for time elapsed since last sexual encounter.


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:51 PM
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Have a couple beers, teo. The post starts to look better and better!


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:52 PM
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I just cracked open a Newcastle.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:52 PM
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7: I won't have my achievement marginalized.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:55 PM
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12 -- Yeah w-lfs-n's just jealous because you beat him to the punch.


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 7:57 PM
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The research was commissioned by eyecare firm Bausch & Lomb PureVision.

Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:01 PM
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14: I noticed that too. I wouldn't take this too seriously as scholarship.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:03 PM
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"Wear our contacts, and you won't end up fucking ugly chicks."


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:04 PM
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I really think 10 has already won the thread.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:05 PM
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16 has my first place vote.


Posted by: NCProsecutor | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:19 PM
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Unfogged totally needs a "rate this comment" feature. Totally; if fuckin' -gg-d weren't spending all his time on worthless HTML buttons we might already have it.


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:21 PM
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Stop macking on B, Prosecutor. We don't do that kind of stuff here.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:21 PM
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What do you mean "we," Lur?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:23 PM
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Emerson is influencing young Teo unfavorably.


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:25 PM
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Just admit it, Ogged.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:30 PM
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A formula for the optimal conditions in which to measure your cock?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:49 PM
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Maybe your cock, Michael.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:50 PM
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Ben "Bad Science" Goldacre gets it exactly right with regard to this sort of crap.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 8:59 PM
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25. a pack of American Spirit, a bottle of Patron, and it's HUUUUUUGE!


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 9:06 PM
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wheres the "will my bros find out" variabel/


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 12- 4-06 11:26 PM
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16 s/b "Wear our contacts, and you won't end up fucking ugly chicks accidently."

Cause sometimes a man's just got needs. And no internet.


Posted by: ptm | Link to this comment | 12- 5-06 12:36 AM
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Wait, why are they assuming that space is one-dimensional?


Posted by: Lunar Rockette | Link to this comment | 12- 5-06 8:02 PM
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Bausch & Lomb didn't pay them enough to expand it to three.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 5-06 8:08 PM
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