You know, people disagree as to the proper firmness of a comfy bed.
the Kylie bum is actually very close to the perfect male bum -- it's far more androgynous than people would like to admit.
I've always thought that my ass would look great on a woman. (Minus all the hair, of course.) I think most men would agree.
This is such crap. Everyone knows that the perfect ass belongs to Jaime Pressly circa Poison Ivy: The New Seduction.
Oh snap, another nonsense equation! I wonder which company "commissioned" this "research".
Relevant link from the indispensable (if you're British) Badscience site
From John Lanchester's LRB review of some James Bond books:
...Fleming's friend and neighbour Noël Coward on the subject of Honeychile Rider's world-famous bottom, 'almost as firm and rounded as a boy's': 'I know we are all becoming progressively more broadminded nowadays but really, old chap, what could you have been thinking of?
Little-known fact: Brad Pitt modeled his ass after mine.
Holmes' homepage.
Thane Burnett's piece on Holmes in the April 14, 2006 Toronto Sun has the complete list of descriptors and their values.
6: Your German seems a bit rusty--you totally misspelled "auf der Meinschaft".
the complete list of descriptors and their values ... for the female formula.
To calculate B for Bounce: "After one flick it wobbles for 30 secs" gives you a 2...
It's not valid if the subjects are sobbing. I think he did some of his calibrations with a riding crop.
Everyone knows that the perfect ass belongs to Jaime Pressly circa Poison Ivy: The New Seduction.
I don't have enough data. Pic?
Guess not. You must all have lives or something.
Sorry not to have been around, Chopper--I was busy recovering from the faint I fell into after rolling my eyes so hard.
I'm just imagining the grant proposal. Or explaining the research to his wife:
"No, seriously sweetie, I'm not oggling the actresses. I bought this Maxim for science. For science!"
(O the asses of the actrresses! The asses of the actresses!)
There are times when a formula makes you look more serious, and there are other times when a formula makes you look much less serious.
I just had a reveleation. Y'all blog about women's asses so much out of some kind of feminist agenda to try to make us all so sick of the subject that we never check out an ass again.
Right?
I actually blog mostly about ogged's assblogging.
reveleation
I'll let you be first on Wordie with that one.
"This is such crap. Everyone knows that the perfect ass belongs to Jaime Pressly circa Poison Ivy: The New Seduction."
did you ever see the aerosmith video she was in?
Holmes' webpage at Manchester Metropolitan University. At the bottom is a link to a complete list of his publications (Microsoft Word document).
Did Labs really just say, "Hey, I'm just meta ass-blogging"?
He totally did. Bets on whether this diverts B's rage?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtNakFdJVFw
B is too busy decrying the evils of post-industrial society in the other thread.
Thanks, yoyo. God, videos really are offensive, aren't they?
Post-industrial society rocks. I just get sick of people blaming young women for having the temerity to possess functioning uteruses.
Don't ruin the ass thread, B.
Chopper, it's proving difficult (incredibly so, as I thought this scene was iconic) to find a picture, but I'm on the case.
32. what? After you posted that, it took me 2 second to find not just one picture, but many.
I actually blog mostly about ogged's assblogging.
Nuh-uh. You also blog about your own ass.
it took me 2 second to find not just one picture, but many
I deny it, Michael. Show me a link.
Google image search for "poison ivy new seduction" quickly yields images such as this or this. Neither SFW.
It is surprising how easily I owned you.
Yeah, I actually found a few pretty quickly.
Notice, B, how I've matured: I'm not discussing the ass in question in detail here.
What the hell is that young man's ass doing on my monitor?
Sometimes it's so good to be pwned. Now I have no idea what I searched for that I didn't find those.
Seriously, ogged, Michael has a more womanly ass.
36: That's a pretty swell ass, all in all.
You guys think her ass is boyish? Dios mio. Ok, I really must be gay.
There's nothing boyish about that ass.
You guys think her ass is boyish?
I don't think they've seen actual boys' asses any time recently.
It's boyish in the second picture but not the first. That much should be clear.
I don't think they've seen actual boys' asses any time recently.
I'll have you know I have hundreds of pictures of boys' asses right here on my hard drive!
47: Yes. Also, have you seen Michael's ass?
It's hard for me to see the second picture as boyish at all, given the womanliness of the rest of the body.
Also, have you seen Michael's ass?
It answers to sick onion.
Y'all are nuts. In any case, what's striking about the second picture is her sculpted back.
Y'all are nuts.
Which side of the debate?
Also, Jaime Pressly's ass (along with the rest of her) is from North Carolina. Y'all betta recognize!
Look at that picture of Michael's ass again, except never mind the ass. There's like, 10 bottles of salad dressing in direct view, and who knows, maybe more hidden in his butt-penumbra.
Never mind the ass? How could one?
It is a shocking amount of salad dressing.
or jam. but only tomorrow and yesterday.
You guys think her ass is boyish? Dios mio.
It's not badly-shaped, but it sadly flat.
Ok, I really must be gay.
Prefers boyish asses, painfully yuppieish tastes in home furnishings, loud declarations of personal manhood (all it needs is a squeaky voice) and hrmm, oh, yeah, that happy pictures of Iranian guys giving each other big happy cheerleader hugs! And the totally metrosexual-style swimming obsession.
Gayest straight man ever, I think.
m, I dub thee the Flaming King of Persia
Dude, Labs is the one with the home furnishings. Dammit, I knew the gay was contagious.
or jam. but only tomorrow and yesterday.
The constant promise of jam tomorrow is the New Breed's litany and verse.
65. Now that song will be running through my head for a few hours.
... On England's green and pleasant land.
On England's green and pleasant land
I hurt my foot and broke my hand;
I ate some food that's awfully bland,
and lay back and thought of abroad.
The only thing that makes that second picture not look like a man is the hint of a curved waist under her left arm. Other than that, she could be a skinny guy who spends a lot of time working on his back but none on his arms.
this is the most attention my ass has received in some time.
And yet that you are an ass seems to come up rather frequently.
How odd. I wonder why other people have such issues.
63
"I dub thee the Flaming King of Persia"
no, Queen. Everyone knows the queen of Persia was a tossa.
I want this thread to continue. Someone say something funny.
Back on the veldt slender hips were useful for baiting male antelope.
Now reading: Arch Comes For the Deathbishop
My cat can eat a whole watermelon.
You should get a watermelon, cut a small hole in one end, hollow it out, and coax your cat inside. Then seal it up again (with an air hole, of course), and produce it for a meal, cutting it open (very carefully, of course), and out leaps a sodden cat! Pretend to be taken aback!
Hilarity for all!
You should get a watermelon, cut a small hole in one end
This comment didn't end up where I was expecting it to go.
w-lfs-n -- do you have any Wassermelonenklavier recordings?
85 may indeed be the weirdest thing I've read on this blog.
The link in 90 is very strange. I mean, it is strange even by w-lfs-n standards.
I thought this was where our ben was going with the "hole in the watermelon" story.
