A merry whatever-it-is-you-people-celebrate to you too, Ogged.

I'm about to head south for the weekend

Visiting the homeland, eh? I hear Mexico is very nice this time of year.

Feel free to stop by; we celebrate on Xmas eve, and we're having goose. Yummy, yummy goose.

I think your people say "Feliz Navidad" on such occasions, no?

But please, tell them to stop singing that damn song about it. It's awful.

"A goose don't give a fuck."

Happy Holidays, and have a healthy New Year.

You don't seem to be very computerless, you lying Muslim.

Stop oppressing me, you heartless Jew.