Not *that* drunk.

Yet.

Labs and I beat up spencer! woooooooo!

I will finish you all BITCHES

You motherfuckers better start commenting already.

That's right. Comment, bitches, comment!

If you people don't start commenting soon, Labs has to give blowjobs to everybody.

Please, for the love of the Gayatollah, take pity on his pretty little mouth.

That was m. leblanc, the slowest typist in the west.

In other news, I have now been spanked by labs.

*And* I fucked up the picture, GODDAMNIT.

I got a picture; no worries.

While Stanley was taking a picture, Labs filled the contours of his bushy beard with thick, viscous semen.

Where's ogged?

Seriously people, don't make me whip out my nipple (is it physically possible for Labs to whip out his colon?). We have a flophouse fullof people waiting for your comments.

12: Tits or GTFO.

Botticelli anyone?

Confession: I'm at the TNR party. Marty Peretz is dressed as Arafat, and we're all spanking him. Hope y'all are having fun too.

I have video I have video!

Show, don't tell, Smasher.

Foer says his little brother is a famous novelist, not some undergrad at a two-bit liberal arts school.

The funny thing is that Marty P makes for a pretty good Arafat. And a pretty good spankee, if memory serves.

Dear Kriston,

Spencer raped me.

Wreck

Alright fuckers.

All the women left two hours ago, didn't they?

21: lol ur 2cute. a/s/l?

Dude, so many TITZ0R5.

21: You should have set up a tip jar for virtual singles

Tell arthegall that he's going to have to dish.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Hooray!!

That's 10 out of about 50. Who's bogarting the titties?

Who's bogarting the titties?

Ackerman.

lemonparty.org

Those titties were rightfully mine. Furthermore, w-lfs-n has grabbed Chopper's balls.

Oh dear.

Don't listen to Ackerman, people. We just had a drum-off. He was all over my titties.

Me.

I feel your pain, da.

And I yours, SB.

Hey! What's with the return of ridgeplate?

"pain" s/b "titties"

I comment less bitchily with the ridgeplate.

I've been trying to teach everyone to sing Threepenny Opera lyrics. It's been slow going.

Who's the Iranian-looking guy in front, in 27's link? Ogged's not at this thing, is he?

Did y'all get w-lfs-n drunk? Awesome.

Labs and amsmasher are dancing togerther. to briney spears..

For fun for all, someone slip cialis into Labs's drink.

43. who's leading?

Becks has an interesting definition of what constitutes a shot, is all I'm saying,

Also, Labs is hott.

Uh, Drunk....That was me....

41 -- Neil.

41: Those are the Ethical Werewolf's tits.

Goddamn, jackmormon can dance.

Also, w-lfs-n.

JM can do ballet moves to Bowie!

Now you're killing me.

Overheard: Everyone's taking off Ben w-lfs-n's clothes!

I FUCKING RULE

Where's the mysterious Alameida?

55 -- She's the only one with a name tag.

Yeah, that's some male nudity.

I'm going to bed soon. Remember, people: you should all be having sex tonight, but not with Ben w-lfs-n.

dooooooooooooooooooooooooood

i took w-lfs-n and labs' shirts off with my teeth. i am teh hero. right? or is that just bad?

Oh God.

Sexual tension is the engine of this blog; what are you people doing?

Ogged is right, dammit.

You all so wish you were here.

Losers.

Come back to bed, ogged.

Apostropher is also right, dammit.

What's the over/under on laughing squirrels tomorrow morning?

Now I'm getting drunken phone calls.

54 gets it exactly right.

I'm off to bed. Seems like I don't need to remind you guys to have fun. I expect my inbox to be filled with delicious dish in the morning.

Overheard: "It's not a party until someone sucks dick for crack."

I sucked dick for crack.

I don't know whether to be ashamed or proud.

Proud sounds good.

Also, everyone should mock sommer for going to bed too early.

72. Did you use the crack or was that an excuse.

I want you all to know that I'm having a thoroughly fun evening without you people. I think my book collection needs reörganizing.

just an excuse.

I have no excuse.

The tits attributed to me (assuming they are the tits of the dark-skinned fellow from 21) are indeed my tits.

Should anyone have an effective plan for utility maximization that involves said tits, I would be morally obligated to assist in its completion.

73: Surely that depends on who she went to bed with.

I'm disappointed that comments died this early.

Wow.

Now that was an orgy!

So, I guess the party broke the website, huh?

More likely it broke the users of the website.

I'm glad I didn't go to this party, because now I have plenty of energy left to work through some serious 9th century theology -- very much an unjustly neglected period. John Scotus Erigena (translation: "John the Irish Irishman"), here I come!

OHMYSWEETJESUSOFRIDICULOUSNESS

(83 is taken from the fourth book of John Scotus' Periphyseon.)

Dude, don't ruin it for me! I'm only on book one.

Sorry -- should have included <spoiler> tags.

all i have to say is that that was one hell of a party, and thanks to everybody who came out and made it so awesome.

i also would like to say that as i was scanning my digital camera photos from last night, i saw that somebody (who had apparently confiscated my camera w/o my knowledge) took a picture of what appears to be balls. i would like this person to immediately confess, then buy me some bleach for my eyes.

60: Damn, I knew the fun stuff would happen right after I left.

Wait, by the time stamp, I was still there. Fuck, I miss everything.

i also would like to say that as i was scanning my digital camera photos from last night, i saw that somebody (who had apparently confiscated my camera w/o my knowledge) took a picture of what appears to be balls.

This happened at a philosophy party last year, except it wasn't covert at all. Some guy just took off his pants.

Pictures! (By which I mean, Meg demands proof I wasn't involved in any of the orgies.)

No number of pictures could prove that, actually.

i have a lot of photos, and so does armsmasher, i think. but i'm not sure what's the best way to make them viewable for those who are concerned with being anonymous. any suggestions?

Just email them all to me; I'm pretty discreet.

Chopper (who looks exactly like a guy I went to college with and is currently studying in the same dept as Mr The Ethical Werewolf) will have the same problem, I think.

I'm also curious about what to do with photos. Make 'em private on flickr? How does this work?

I want to see all of Catherine's, Armsmasher's and Chopper's pictures. Also I think I recall Stanley taking some good ones.

I don't see why the pictures aren't already posted. I didn't spend 12 hours in transit so you guys could lollygag.

97: We were having sex...WITH YOUR MOM.

I was planning on fogging out/cropping Labs' face. Anybody else want the same thing done for them?

hi chops! Well, it looks like everyone made it to where they were going.

True story: Chopper and I ran into eachother on the Metro on the way to the airport. Same car. Weird.

92, 95 -- wouldn't the 'right' thing be to create a new flickr account, solely for the unfoggedcon pics? Everyone from the unfogged flickr group could be made a 'friend' of that account, which means that all the pics would be in the same place and no one would have to have a whole lot of new "friends" just for the sake of showing off their 'dcon photos. You could either leave the flickr account in the free category, and slowly reveal a few new pictures each month... or everyone could chip in and buy a pro-account for the use of unfogged collectively.

Or is that too complicated?

actually, i think i managed not to take photos of those who would rather not have their face plastered all over the internet, so my pics can probably just go up on my normal flickr account.

happy new year!

And yet—they are not there.

I think I've found my "fun" niche as the person who stays home and gets drunk dialed.

Oh, admit it. You were happy that we all wanted you there.

Yes, that's partly why this is my niche.

My niche is as the person who stays home and doesn't get drunk dialed.

Teo, I believe no one has your phone number.

You are mistaken.

Well, *I* don't have it, or I would have drunk dialed you. So there.

Fair enough. I don't actually have any desire to be drunk-dialed.

But would you have been happy if everyone wanted you there?

Yes.

Slol, I may very well be up in your neck o' the woods soon, and I totally want you there.

I doubt anyone'll be in my neck of the woods anytime soon, but that's okay because before too long neither will I.

113: That would have been nice, yes.

Everyone might not have wanted you there, but everyone there wanted you.

More's the pity.

Anyone miss me at the party? I've been told I'm an entertaining drunk.

How many people there had met you?

Erm, some? 'Smasher and Catherine I met in Chicago, along with m. leblanc. Labs I met once in NY. I'm trying to think of who else was there that I've met, but that may be it.

Presumably you've met Jackmormon and Becks, too. Right?

And LB, it would have been so fuckin' awesome if you'd been there.

Right, several times. For some reason I was thinking of the question as people I'd only met once.

The phrasing did kind of imply that.

124: Ah, that was what I was transparently fishing for. Thanks, M.

...but (warning: intentional fallacy ahead) I meant to include anyone you had met any number of times.

Seriously, teo, you've gotten more love vis a vis this party than I did when I said that I really wanted to go but couldn't.

I suppose I have.