Re: Looking Good, Dhimmi

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Maybe you can make it out better here?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:19 AM
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Did you not notice how I'd discreetly cropped from the original photos, the better to focus our minds on the task at hand?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:24 AM
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That said, yes, that's helpful, thanks.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:25 AM
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Did you not notice how I'd discreetly cropped from the original photos, the better to focus our minds on the task at hand?

Indeed, the original photos are better for focusing the hands on the task in mind.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:43 AM
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What's the vote? Arabic or not?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:44 AM
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I think it is Arabic, but our resident experts must be off doing other things...


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:47 AM
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Until the experts show up, I'm going to guess Arabic as well.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:50 AM
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OK, assume it's Arabic. Is he an Arab, or is this just an example some douchy new tattoo thing, like using Chinese script?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:52 AM
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Who says it's either Farsi or Arabic? Maybe it's Urdu. Ever think of that?


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:54 AM
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His name is Cash Warren; draw your own conclusions.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:55 AM
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Actually, come to think of it I prefer to believe it's classical Turkish.


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:55 AM
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Maybe it's Urdu. Ever think of that?

No. Good point.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:56 AM
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His name is Cash Warren

You've got to be kidding. That's more Federline than "Federline."


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:56 AM
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I am fond of "douchy." Douchy douchy doo! Isn't him?


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:56 AM
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Cash Warren Yale graduate.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 11:58 AM
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15: Fuck. And the kid of (former UCLA point guard) Michael Warren. How could his name possibly be "Cash"?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:02 PM
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Beats "Rabbit".


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:05 PM
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16: It is relatively common for rich kids to have two last names, no?


Posted by: sam k | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:06 PM
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But you know what they say, Tim: nur Bares ist Wahres.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:06 PM
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What's the vote?

My vote is for Jessica Alba wearing a wet bikini at all times.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:10 PM
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I renounce you and all your works, apostro.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:11 PM
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Uighur, surely.


Posted by: Jake | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:12 PM
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Whatever, Mexican.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:13 PM
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Let's not get sidetracked here. "Cash," if we must, has more of a Jeff Black issue than Jeff Blake, no?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:14 PM
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When the liberation of Aztlan commences, there will be no place for the red of hair.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:15 PM
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16: I know a couple of people with kids named Cash. It's a version of Cassius or Casey.


Posted by: DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:18 PM
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25: Quetzalcoatl has red hair, foolish mortal.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:23 PM
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Quetzalcoatl had red plumage, you pasty ape.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:27 PM
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To-ma-to, to-mah-to, Lur.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:29 PM
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Viva la raza, my homies.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:36 PM
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Maybe "Cash" is after Johnny. Some of us can't help having hippies for parents.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:39 PM
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Tomatoes are red
Apostropher too


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:40 PM
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You should answer your email, fool.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:42 PM
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Are you talking to me?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:45 PM
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Yes, plus I was making a rhyme. See? Jeez, some people.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:47 PM
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Tomatoes are red
Apostropher too
Mexicans have goggle tans
And libertarians are blue.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 12:57 PM
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Hey, has anyone heard that Khamenei is dying? Michael Ledeen is reporting it as fact, and I'd, uh, like to see another source or twenty on that before I believe it.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 1:13 PM
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Not that it has much to do with anything discussed in this thread, of course.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 1:13 PM
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If it's supposed to be Arabic, the dots are in the wrong places or are superfluous, the letters aren't joined up properly, and they don't combine to make any words that I'm aware of.

I once saw a woman in a store with Arabic letters tattooed on her arm, and only after looking at it for a while I realized it was supposed to be her name. But the letters weren't joined up properly.


Posted by: dagger aleph | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 1:19 PM
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39 - Wonder if we'll see an Arabic version of this site in a few years.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 1:32 PM
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That link is awesome, Becks.


Posted by: dagger aleph | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 1:40 PM
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40: engrish.com is also fun.


Posted by: DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 1:44 PM
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Egyptians are so picky about everything. Pyramids, hieroglyphics, camels, embalming.

There's this joke about a woman who knitted Chinese characters from a menu into her sweater. She war it back to the restaurant and everyone acted weird and ran into the back room to laugh. Finally she got someone to explain that the characters read "This dish is cheap but tasty".

Ha.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 1:45 PM
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Tho' this pic is more teh Mineshaft.


Posted by: DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 1:53 PM
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My ex spent time in China. He brought home a hotel menu that offered "smoked rabbi".


Posted by: dagger aleph | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:00 PM
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37: PajamasMedia says he's already dead.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:08 PM
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PajamasMedia, eh? Now I need 30 more sources before I'll believe it.

If Charles Krauthammer says he's dead too, I'll take the logical conclusion that Khamenei was just voted Speaker of the US House of Representatives.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:10 PM
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Wow. That would be a very big deal.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:10 PM
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So...who would be the next Supreme Leader? Is it necessary that there be one?


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:16 PM
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It looks like a jailhouse tattoo, all blue and not very sharp.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:18 PM
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Yah, Pelosi would freak out. She's very emotional.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:18 PM
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ADNKronos: "The names of three possible successors to Khamenei are currently on the lips of Iranians: Khamenei's son, Mjtaba; Iran's former reformist president, Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani; and Gholam Ali Mesbah Yazdi, the ultra-conservative ayatollah who is considered the spiritual father of Iran's current hardline president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:20 PM
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A friend took a band name from an awesome bit of Engrish on a Chinese menu: "Skirts on Fire"


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:23 PM
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Yes, there will be one. Apparently, Khamenei's son is a possibility, as are Rafsanjani (who's been around forever, was president before, and is considered a "pragmatist." He's also widely loathed for being totally corrupt and enriching himself immensely. In the US, what you'll hear if he's chosen is that he said the Islamic world is big enough to withstand a nuclear attack, but Israel isn't). Ayatollah Yazdi is also in the running, and he's a hardliner, an ally of Ahmadinejad. I don't know much about Yazdi, but his selection would scare me, if only because it would be much harder to make the "dovish" case that Ahmadinejad doesn't control foreign policy.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:28 PM
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53: Better choice than this one, I guess.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:32 PM
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I can't say I'd be happy to see Khamenei's son take his father's place. That hasn't turned out so well over here.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:34 PM
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Seeing "Looking Good" appear in Latest Comments so many times has gotten "Buffalo Stance" stuck in my head.

Looking good, hanging with the wild bunch.
Looking good in a Buffalo Stance.
Looking good when it comes to the crunch
Looking good's a state of mind
State of mind don't look behind you
State of mind or you'll be dead
Wot is he like! Wot is he like anyway!
The boy's a gigolo, man.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:38 PM
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Ogged, if you threw your hat in the ring, you'd sew up the netroots support easily. Better start growing that beard now, though.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:38 PM
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I've got no street cred with the Iranian blogs; I'd be seen as an agent of the Americans. I might be able to swing it on looks alone, however.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 2:47 PM
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43: In a similar vein, here's a pretty funny story from Afghanistan (scroll down to "The Price Is...").


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 3:01 PM
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I agree with da; that looks like fake Arabic.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 5:41 PM
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Sounds like Arabic is the new Chinese.


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 5:54 PM
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Pssst, GB, see comment 40.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 5:59 PM
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Or even #8.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 6:01 PM
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I was referring specifically to the link.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 6:04 PM
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The Afghan story reminds me of an American woman I met years agowho went to Afganistan to buy rugs.

She was astonished to find that all the dealers were quite prepared to offer her the rugs on credit.

After at least 10 of them had offered credit terms she asked incredulously - "But what happens if the customer doesn't pay".

Hilarious laughter all round - followed by the observation -


"We keell them"


Posted by: Herr Torquewrench | Link to this comment | 01- 4-07 10:13 PM
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60: It's too bad the Bush administration doesn't seem willing to learn the lesson of the "Good Driver!" piece right above it.


Posted by: DaveW | Link to this comment | 01- 5-07 3:07 AM
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#63: Eh, I should have searched the source code of this page for the hanzismatter.com url.


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 01- 5-07 3:48 AM
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Okay, no one's linked here yet.


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 01- 5-07 3:50 AM
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Re: the book linked in 42: I hear the author got arrested for playing in A minor.


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 01- 5-07 3:54 AM
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Jessica Alba gives guys erections.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 5-07 11:16 AM
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71: Not much of one, by the looks of it.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01- 5-07 11:19 AM
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The tattoo is cursive demonic. It says, roughly, "I am the key. If found, deposit in any mailbox. Postage guaranteed"


Posted by: Michael H Schneider | Link to this comment | 01- 5-07 11:32 AM
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Iran's ambassador says Khamenei is not dead yet.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 5-07 4:18 PM
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