Seeing as how Iranians apparently cover themselves in mud as a matter of course, those who are determined to embarrass their compatriots have to kick it up a notch.
Kardashian is an Armenian name, no? PR strategy: You should get out ahead of this and emphasize her non-Persian roots.
PR strategy: You should get out ahead of this and emphasize her non-Persian roots.
Dude, you read my mind. My first angle was going to be that Armenians have always been decadent and Westernized and are not True Iranians, but I think my ethnic shunning shtick might be getting a little old. I did want to strangle an Asian driver today though.
Dammit, bza got there first.
I think my ethnic shunning shtick might be getting a little old
That just means you need to keep at it until it starts to get funny again.
In totally unrelated news, my site has had a big surge of traffic over the past two days, almost all of it google referrals from some version of "barack obama antichrist." However, buried amongst it all, I discovered I am now google's 2nd hit for catholic buttsex, and the first hit is in Unfogged's blogroll as well.
Not from here. Damned inconsistent google, trying to block my Catholic buttsex.
Dude, at least it's not cannibalism, gang necrophilia, setting up a Nazi museum in your woodshed, or eating mutant deer you've 'accidentally' run over. water sports w/ x-treme depilation are comparably minor.
This is why we elect Feingold, you know. He's our beard.
Looks like Halfway Done reads my blog.
You know what I notice about the Superficial? They claim to moderate their comments, yet any time I've looked at them there always seem to be at least three or four commenters there who seem to have wandered in from a Klan rally.
Apo, sometimes when I read your blog, I wish its subtitle were "Life as it is lived."
Count me as one who thinks that a downy little trace of a mustache on a woman is cute, especially on a woman who is a little smirky.
Um, okay, John. Consider yourself so counted.
ogged- what makes you think she's the one who gets peed on, you sexist bastard? All the official reports say is that the video features watersports. She could be the one peeing.
commenters there who seem to have wandered in from a Klan rally.
You're just too sensitive, Slack.
Actually, I've found this to be true of comments at several sites. I've even seen it at Cuban's.
19: I've tried numbing myself with alcohol, but my productivity decreases slightly.
Your lack of all caps makes me suspect you don't really mean it, Ogged.
PEANUTBUTTER COOKIES!!
(I don't know, DS, but it's kinda fun.)
I should have known when I saw this item at the superficial that Ogged would be all over it...
DATE CUPCAKES WITH BUTTERMILK FUDGE FROSTING
I'd like to but it's so hard to work up the courage to ask.
First, we had the Iranian guy sprinkling feces on donuts, now we have Kim Kardashian, Iranian chick, best friend to Paris Hilton, daughter of former OJ lawyer the late Robert Kardashian, set to appear in a sex tape which ends, apparently with someone peeing on her.
Of course the tape ends, ogged; that's the way of tapes.
I shudder at the epic depilation this woman has undergone
But not a word about the nose job?
33 tells me I did not bring enough cupcocks for this thread.
Nor do they employ commas correctly.
We were all politely ignoring the fact that you'd made a comma joke, Ben.
I eagerly anticipate the kim kardashian ass-blogging.
She's certainly curvy where Paris Hilton is not.
35. Only if by "don't get" you mean "get all the time".
40 was posted by someone with a subtle mind.
Hmm. Kim Kardashian, in addition to being Robert Kardashian's daughter, is Bruce Jenner's stepdaughter.
