She needs to get in line. The blonde on the far right and the Asian woman got ahead of her.
I wanted to sex Wesley Autry, but Mutombo would be ok too.
Lynne Cheney is the blonde on the far right. It looks like Mutombo is providing an estimate and Mrs. Cheney is trying to confirm it.
The blonde on the far right is Lynne Cheney.
That will teach me not to say "decaf".
Wait, who's the dark-haired woman in the blue suit on the left? She's got a look like she'd like to sex Mutombo, while Laura Bush looks like she just finished sexing Mutombo.
Somebody needs to make a buddy movie starring Mutombo and the little Asian lady.
I just love how gigantic Mutombo is. It just makes me happy to see him standing, with an attitude of friendship toward all, in and amongst the Morlocks.
8: Nancy Brinker of Palm Beach, Fla., former ambassador to Hungary and founder of Susan G. Komen for the Cure in 1982 to honor the memory of her sister, Susan, who died of breast cancer in 1980.
The guy top left clearly has dibs.
And the little Asian lady is named Nancy Ho.
Nancy Ho and Mutombo has a great ring, making comment 9 all the more true.
reminds me of http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/19/pdiddy-jessica-biel-stare.jpg
"A retired NBA star and a groundbreaking biochemist are accidentally handcuffed together and sent on a cross-country journey. Hijinks ensue."
It's not a documentary, Labs. "A sweet, slow-witted giant and a mysterious little lady with magical powers find themselves surrounded by malevolent palefaces. What they do to survive will surprise you."
Why are the giants always slow-witted and sweet? Why are the little always mysterious?
Why are the giants always slow-witted and sweet?
From all the blows to the head they take walking through doorways.
"What they do to survive will surprise you." s/b "That's when they discover a power greater than either has known before: the power of true love."
22: Looks like Kerry has finally twigged to that.
This video shows McCain taking a nap:
http://thinkprogress.org/2007/01/24/mccain-falls-asleep/
McCain is real old and his negatives are only going to increase as the campaign goes on.
That video is actually kinder to McCain than the CNN feed I saw last night; he doesn't look quite as fuschia-colored.
Off-topic, but this might be the most awesome thing ever.
Wow. I'd be totally scared to shop there.
I want to send them money just for making that commercial.
So Bush's speechwriter read Unfogged one night and realized that a little Mutombo makes any speech better.
Holy crap, I can't stop watching the link in 27. I love it. I'll be humming that ditty all day.
16: Not retired. He's still playing and leading the Association in rebounding rate.
Also, I claim dibs on earliest WWTSM post (of course, I cheated, read the speech early and had the post ready to go as soon as it happened....)
27: The best thing about that video is that it goes on for two minutes. Clearly "It's just like a mini-mall" was too big a concept for a 30 second spot.
The suit is cool, too.
27: But is it more awesome than this?
Also, I want to sex Mutombo, mostly because his full name is Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo and I want to see how many pet names I can make out of that during pillow talk.
I was pulling for Tshimanga Biakabatuka, but I've always been an extremist.
I kind of want to see Mutombo and Hakeem Olajuwan host an NBA show in French as a fuck-you to people who made fun of their somewhat iffy English. Tony Parker can show up as the tiny comic relief.
there's just something about local furniture stores that makes for inspiried commercials. (Bob's Discount Furniture and Bernie and Phyl's were the Northeast version--admittedly not as good)
I enjoyed the Navy-Boston College bowl game this year, in which the younger announcer seemed to take every possible opportunity to correctly pronounce "Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada", whereas the older announcer very rarely referred to him at all and when he did, just called him "Kaipo".
Pooh, you don't know how happy your "TIMMAH!" comment made me.
20 s/b "Forget it, Ben. It's Hollywood."
the link in 27 really is amazing. the part where he breaks it down at the end...wow. it really must be just like a mini-mall. also, the number one/exclamation point key on my laptop is dead, severly limiting my ability to type OMG LOLthenumberone anexclamationpoint thenumberonerepeatedseveraltimes andsomemoreexclamationpoints.
Yeah, I've probably watched it twenty times already.
OMG, that mini-mall commercial inspired me to see if the legendary Frankie and Johnnie's Furniture "go see the Special Man" ad was online. (Anyone who ever lived in New Orleans knows what I'm talking about.) I found a newer version but the truly classic one had a different "special man" who was like 90 years old and smoking a cigar.
