The sound is out of sync with the picture.
Favorite line: "Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl/I'll dance a little for you, so watch me girl." I seem to recall trying to use that line to impress someone, faux-ironically, despite it's inapplicability. (It might have been, "They call me Sweetness.")
despite it's inapplicability
Kick it, Vanilla Ice!
That's how I roll, Apo. On the other hand, either shortly before or shortly afterwards, I was trying to work the Jon Cryer/Anthony Michael Hall thing. It's hard to think of any whiter casting type . I was a confused young man.
I've always been an "I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie" man myself.
"There's no one here who does it like me, my superbowl shuffle will set you free" oh yeah that's it. Awesome video. I remember it back in the day.
It's because the '85 Bears are THE GREATEST [single] FOOTBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME!!!!Other than the 1972 Miami Dolphins. Who went ... UNDEFEATED!
Just ask yourself, how is it that a video with awful lyrics, atrocious dancing, and a silly melody is, nevertheless and non-ironically, THE GREATEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!!!Ya know, there are lots of similarities between you and
m, Payton Manning suddenly seems a lot more deserving
Thanks, I no longer like football.
The video would be better if they were dancing on Tony Eason.
Better still if they were dancing on Jim McMahon.
How that guy avoided ending up in professional wrestling is a mystery.
video unwatchable for this Steelers/Packers fan, but Payton and Singletary were teh Obama of their day.
The best part is that the song isn't just by The Chicago Bears, it's by The Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew. As if each NFL team employs a specialized shufflin' crew for the purposes of rapping and making music videos.
I find that strangely....hot.
*head explodes*
When you think about, running the ball is like making romance.
Conversely, the play-action pass is like faking an orgasm.
Actually it's the goofball dancing, which is kind of cute and draws attention to their embodiedness. Like, wait, don't you get *paid* to be good at physical things? And yet . . . and yet . . . you can't dance any better than I can! You're human!
That said, I could have gone my whole life without being reminded of this. Thanks, Ogged.
I always wonder when the QB pumps and goes deep...I ban myself.
Lyrics. Apparently, I misquoted the Gault line: it's "dance a little funky". No wonder it didn't work.
Note that William "The Refrigerator" Perry appears to be about as big as the average NFL QB, ca. 2006.
Not that there's a steroids problem or anything.
Let us be sure not to confuse Payton, who is awesome, with Peyton, whose uppance-coming is a moral imperative.
Ah, I miss Walter Payton.
Me too, man.
I always thought the SNL spoof of that with the Kickers was better.
Fencik and Plank. Wow. A yalie and a guy who knocked himself unconscious hitting teammates in practice. The '86 Giants were better, but man this was a greate football team.