You know, Lizard, you don't actually *owe* us blog posts. We like them, but we don't pay for them. There isn't even an implicit promise of blogging.

So don't worry about us.

Note that helpy-chalk doesn't determine official Unfogged policy.

Notwithstanding 2, 1 gets it right. Good for you, I say. Everyone will, I am sure, be here when you get back.

No way, you mean you actually have to work?

1 and 3 are wimply. LB, no excuses! Where the hell is today's blog post?

(I'm putting off writing my own.)

I, too, have not been posting all that much. Likewise, I blame work.

I was just happy to see your post over the weekend indicating that you had been on vacation because I was afraid you'd either been working way too hard or got hit by a bus.

You didn't see the previous post where she announced she was going on vacation?

I was working.

Am I the only one who keeps, possibly under the influence of Obama, reading the title of this post as "Sorry About Not Really Being Black Yet"?

Probably.

Not.

10: Don't smoke the Presidential hopefuls.

13: Especially not that one.