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Mine launches a blank page.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:45 AM
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1 gets it right.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:46 AM
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I agree with 2. What's wrong with you, Becks?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:47 AM
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I like google for it's "blank page" quality. I almost never perform a google search immediately after opening my web browser, but hvaing google as a home page will never distract me from whatever I had in mind when I opened the browser -- also it loads quickly.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:48 AM
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You're reasoning well. For me, I prefer the stright up google page to the toolbar, which I prefer not to intrude on my screen, so utterly unadorned google.com is a natural choice for my h/p. But the real reason is much like yours: it's been what I've used for the last, what, 9 years?


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:48 AM
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I agree with NickS.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:49 AM
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pwned by 1,2 & 3 but I will note that the one advantage of not having a blank page is that it gives you a little extra warning if you have lost internet connectivity for some reason.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:49 AM
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The thing about slashdot is that it's not even hip to the geeks.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:49 AM
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I think it's actually a way for Becks to subtly suggest to her coworkers that she's looking for someone to command her taco.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:50 AM
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"yours" s/b "Becks'"


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:51 AM
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I've been using and liking a personalized google homepage since December; prior to that I'd used the NYTimes for about seven years.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:54 AM
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Customized Google News with eight point font - who needs productivity!
(Actually, the immediate sensory overload pretty much causes me to ignore everything on the page).


Posted by: smudog | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:55 AM
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7: The only time you wouldn't get that warning is if you were opening a browser for the calming effect of looking at a blank window and weren't intending to go anywhere.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:56 AM
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Consider the benefits of randomness.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:57 AM
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Another vote for the blank page.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 10:59 AM
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A blank page?! That hadn't even crossed my mind as an option. That's ridiculous. You're all freaks.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:07 AM
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Seriously, I thought only oldsters (like, grandma and grandpa oldsters) used an actual home page anymore. Come on, Becks.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:12 AM
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Go with Jimmy Choo:

http://www.jimmychoo.com/pws/Home.ice


Posted by: Biohazard | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:15 AM
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This has been my homepage ever since humanity developed Google toolbar technology.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:17 AM
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There's a disturbing image -- what's she supposed to be: the zombie that ate the dead guy's brains? That's some unsettling eye makeup she's got on.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:17 AM
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Wait a minute ... Slashdot is unhip?

First you all dis my khaki pants. Then my spandex riding shorts. Now this?

Please have mercy on the terminally uncool!


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:19 AM
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wait - you close your browser?


Posted by: mike d | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:20 AM
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If you insist, against all reason, on loading a home page, use this.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:20 AM
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What's wrong with a little kohl?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:20 AM
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Yeah, I use google as my homepage. Partly for the 'quasi-blank page' reasons given above and partly because I use some of the google features not directly driven by the search box in Firefox.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:23 AM
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I love love love that gold lamé swimming suit.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:23 AM
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20: I think that shot is titled "Don't buy lots of insurance".

24: Right, but she's bringing kohl to Newcastle.


Posted by: Biohazard | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:25 AM
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google features not directly driven by the search box in Firefox

Like what? Shouldn't you be using "quick search" or "keywords" or whatever they're calling them nowadays anyway?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:26 AM
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I use a blank page myself, but maybe Becks can use this to pull down a never-ending stream of kittens and tits.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:27 AM
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I intermittantly use Google's "to-do list" feature.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:27 AM
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re: 28

Newsgroup searches (best source for a lot of photography related info) and also Froogle (occasionally).


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:27 AM
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Newsgroup searches

Yeah, I just use the quick search feature for that, so I type gg "search terms" in the address bar and off I go.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:29 AM
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re: 32

Good point.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:33 AM
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JM, love it $30 worth?

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsac303.html


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:44 AM
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Sadly, I've seen the American Apparel version in real life. It does not inspire confidence.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 11:58 AM
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Eeeech at gold lamé. There's a trend for silver/gold metallic looking shoes and bags at the moment and my wife keeps showing them to me (she works in that area) -- horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:01 PM
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Hey wanna know what I've been doing for a couple of months and am finding way more fun than launching to a home page? My home page is my GMail and Google calendar in tabs; whenever I want to look at a web site I get to it from my command prompt (which is Cygwin). So I have links and scripts in my /bin directory:
/bin/firefox -> the Firefox executable in its directory
/bin/google -> /script/google.sh, which is
firefox "google.com/search?q=$*"
and similar scripty links to other search engines and some of my fave pages -- I'm thinking of them as "script bookmarks". It's faster than using the search box in Firefox since my command prompt is generally in the foreground. I set external links to open in new tab so my home tabs don't get affected.

Also I set up so I can use Thunderbird in a limited way from the command line, with this script:
/bin/mail.l -> thunderbird executable
/bin/mail -> /scripts/mail.sh:

if [ $# -eq 0 ]

then

mail.l &

elif [ $# -eq 1 ]

then

if [ $1 = "-c" ]

then

mail.l -compose

else

mail.l -compose "mailto:$1" &

fi

elif [ $# -eq 2 ]

then

mail.l -compose "mailto:$1?subject=$2"

elif [ $# -eq 3 ]

then

mail.l -compose "mailto:$1?subject=$2&body=$3"

else

echo Too many parameters

fi


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:02 PM
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Oops, that did not format itself like I wanted it to. Shoulda previewed. Sorry!


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:03 PM
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(If you're not using Cygwin, you ought to -- it makes using Windows a non-frustrating experience.)


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:08 PM
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ttaM, do you dislike the Jimmy Choo swimsuit linked above? I agree that not all gold lamé is good, even that most gold maé is nasty.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:08 PM
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I'm changing my homepage to Twittervision.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:10 PM
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That's ridiculous. You're all freaks.

I'm no freak, lady. I just got tired of seeing tubgirl every time I opened my browser.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:10 PM
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Seriously. Blank, blank, blank, blank, blank.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:11 PM
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For people who want to do the Clownae thing on a Mac without bothering to learn bash (and thus earning yourself hearty mockery from Becks' coworkers -- you're not even geeky enough to read Slashdot), there's a nice little freeware app called Monocle. Whang a hotkey, type a search term, flip between search engines as needed, and press return.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:11 PM
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re: 40

I don't like it. I pretty much don't like gold lamé anything, and, for what it's worth, I also don't like the specific cut of that swimsuit.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:12 PM
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Hmmph.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:14 PM
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Heh. There's something a bit odd (to my eyes) about the shape of the suit around the upper thigh/legs -- and not in a good/quirky way.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:18 PM
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Whang a hotkey,

Oooh.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:20 PM
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Hmmph.

To be fair, he hasn't seen it on you, JM. That might make the difference.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:23 PM
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See, that's exactly what I liked about it. Gold lamé and slightly frumpy. Perfect for me!


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:23 PM
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47: Try using that picture (unaltered) as desktop background. Talk about tall and anorexic at 1280x1024!


Posted by: Biohazard | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:24 PM
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49.--True. I'll be so relieved when I find out it's way above my price range.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:25 PM
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I'm sure w-lfs-n will be happy to buy it for you, JM.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:26 PM
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Gold lamé inevitably brings to mind an anti-drug film, featuring Sonny Bono wearing a suit of the same, supposedly shown in schools beginning in the early seventies. My wife claims to have seen it, but I never did. The ones I was shown in the sixties had been made in the fifties, and featured punks looking just like they do in West Side Story.


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:28 PM
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That's so nice of him!


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:28 PM
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Aren't purchases of chocolate and flowers more traditional when one wants one's hotkey whanged?


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:29 PM
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Becks, I think Digg would be the hip slashdot substitute (although I like Slashdot better). Or what about a netvibes homepage with a slashdot feed prominently displayed?

I've got the firefox google page set as my default, but it may as well be blank -- I never use it, instead opting for the quick search keyword (thanks, Ogged!).


Posted by: tom | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:30 PM
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No way; if I got JM chocolate and she ate it, she'd quickly become too fat for me.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:31 PM
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How often does one start one's browser anyway, in a windowed environment? Mine is always running in the background so I can get to it quick. So it doesn't really make a difference what my home page is, since "home page" = "the page that is displayed when the browser is initially opened". And I suppose when you press that little house-shaped button on the toolbar, but I've never done that that I can recall.


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:35 PM
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(At least since the advent of tabbed browsing.)


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:36 PM
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All the models in the Choo ads look like zombies. One of the zombies looks to have 10 ft legs, is wearing at least 5" heels, and looks like she's strapped into some kind of BDSM bathing suit.

Appalling. Yet strangely hot in an undead way.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:37 PM
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I would take offense at 58 if it didn't take too much effort to figure out how the hell it follows.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:39 PM
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In the corporate environment I'm working in, ie7 is months away from most desktops, and firefox is out of the question. So I've got mutiple copies of ie6 open—4 at the moment. Feels so 2004.


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 12:41 PM
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I thought only oldsters (like, grandma and grandpa oldsters) used an actual home page anymore.

Gee, this is one area where I am so un-hip that I was not even aware of a hipness standard. At work, my two homepages (I.E.7) are Unfogged and the NYTimes.

Just so I can figure out what the young people are thinking these days, since I start my day on those two sites, why is it uncool to have them as homepages?


Posted by: Idealist | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 1:06 PM
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My homepage is the main site of my school. I've been wondering what I should replace it with when I graduate.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 1:11 PM
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slashdot jumped the shark last century.


Posted by: soubzriquet | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 1:11 PM
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This reminds me that I need to set my homepage to the North American Review again.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 1:14 PM
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Naked, petrified
A shark darts inside your pants
To get the hot grits


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 1:22 PM
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A shark might get petrified from time to time, but is "naked" a meaningful modifier as used here?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 1:48 PM
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Being hip isn't very hip anyway.

Of course, what do I know about being hip, I still read Slashot....


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 1:49 PM
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What possible excuse can y'all have for not having Unfogged as your home page?


Posted by: Hamilton Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 2:01 PM
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71: Because Ogged keeps embedding YouTube videos and I'm too impatient to wait for them to load.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 2:04 PM
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is "naked" a meaningful modifier as used here?

"Naked and petrified" is a pat phrase in Slashdot patois.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 2:08 PM
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and the hot grits also?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 2:13 PM
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/. definitely jumped the shark.


Posted by: Willy Voet | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 2:27 PM
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The hot grits also.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 2:30 PM
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/. definitely jumped the shark.


Posted by: Willy Voet | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 2:31 PM
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Also: hot grits?


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 2:39 PM
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SB failed to work in Natalie Portman rocking a Beowulf cluster made of Amigas.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 2:59 PM
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Hot grits implies Natalie Portman.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 3:33 PM
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They cut all the nude scenes from the Portman movie in which she played a stripper. Wasn't that gratuitous non-nudity? This was a movie about a stripper.

Actresses are always saying that they're willing to appear nude if it's required by the part, but doesn't the Portman movie pretty much tell you that nudity is never required? I don't think that Mike Nichols realizes the harm he's done.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-19-07 5:09 PM
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JM's right and y'all are wrong; that frumpy gold lame suit is great. the low cut on the leg makes it look like a 60s bathing suit.


Posted by: alameida | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 12:48 AM
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Every once in a while I get the fool idea in my head that I should go read /., and every time I end up killing the window in disgust because the comments are so poisonously misogynist.


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 4:01 PM
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44: Mac folks who aren't using Quicksilver ought to seriously consider using Quicksilver.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 03-21-07 6:03 PM
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