Re: More Minnesotan Bestiality

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I take it that's your goose in the chipper.


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 12:21 PM
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I won't hate on the goose or her transspecies relationships, but can I hate on the person who wrote that story? "The wind plays with the Quaking Aspens..." ack.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 12:55 PM
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I wanted less Aspens and more dog goose interaction.


Posted by: Saheli | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 1:02 PM
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Happy New Year, Shi'a.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 1:02 PM
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I haven't watched (either) video yet but I was a little disturbed by the link at the bottom of the page:

* Infant makes amazing recovery from nearly crushed skull - VIDEO


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 1:18 PM
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They had to go through a lot of infants before they got a video that turned out right.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 1:51 PM
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Happy New Year, Shi'a.

Thanks, home slice!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 1:52 PM
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"Hi, I'd like one of those big mallets and about thirty infants."

Wait, wasn't there already a thread about this?


Posted by: BigHank53 | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 2:17 PM
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4, 7: Can you let me in on the reference? Wikipeida says that the Islamic new year was Jan 20, and that Shi'a don't honor it anyway, because it marks the death of the Imam Hussain.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 2:26 PM
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Here.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 2:29 PM
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Aha, thanks. My cultural horizons are now broadened.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 3:08 PM
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That's sweet. I knew a goose in Newfoundland who was in unrequited love with a dog. It was a flightless domestic grey goose, though.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 3:16 PM
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So, Ogged, does this mean you'll be having B over for tea and cookies in a couple of weeks?


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 3:37 PM
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Because B is a goose? What?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 3:49 PM
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The Persian that was on the radio this morning said that in 13 days, all you people were supposed to have family, friends and (here's where B comes in) enemies over for tea and cookies for the New Year. Has the media lied to me again?


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 3:55 PM
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Ah, no, that's true. Did they say anything about frenemies? I think I'm off the hook.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 3:58 PM
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I think frenemies would fall under both the friends AND enemies category, so you're going to have to host the entire Unfoggetariat in your Dwell-style-but-with-feather-boas-on-the-ceiling pad. Better stock up.


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 4:06 PM
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Are you really supposed to have your enemies over? Do they know they're being invited to fill the enemy role?


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 4:10 PM
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I'm sure they're quite aware. The idea is that it's a time for everyone to get together; it's not like you have to meet a quota.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 4:11 PM
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That's kind of hilarious. It's like your ancestors sat around and asked "How can we design a holiday for maximum awkwardness?"


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 4:15 PM
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It's not awkward, as far as I know; everyone seems to really enjoy it. I don't think people feel obligated to go where they're not welcome.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 4:21 PM
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Oh, cool. I figured it would be like the Worst Thanksgiving Dinner Ever.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 03-20-07 4:25 PM
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In Persian culture, if you didn't socialize with people you hoped to kill someday, soon you'd have no social life at all. (That's one of the lessons of "300"). The rejection of murderous hatred is an impossible, unrealistic hippy ideal, but courtly hospitality is attainable.

And wouldn't you know it -- those self-righteous pacifist vegetarian hippies are invariably rude and potty-mouthed, and they have no idea of how to throw a pre-snuff dinner party


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-21-07 7:36 AM
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