You look paler than normal there, Ogged.
What the hell is that guy doing with his arm?
The "clap clap" at the end is kinda disturbing.
I can't see the video, but reading this thread is pretty entertaining.
What the hell is that guy doing with his arm?
I think he's doing that riding the bull woo woo arm motion.
Definitely riding the bull, to prove that's what this reminds him of.
Reminds me of a great story an ex co-worker used to tell about another guy we worked with. They grew up together. The guy in question, when he was in jr high, was tackled from behind by a husky who proceeded to frantically hump him until "completion". Supposedly the dog was huge, and he was struggling like mad to get away but couldn't. Naturally his friends were watching this and laughing like maniacs the whole time.
Pretty witty response given the circumstances.
9: You don't think this was a planned stunt worked out by the dude and the dolphin in advance? Throwing his legs in the air makes me think it's premeditated.
Those donkey shows aren't spontaneous, you know.
Pretty witty response given the circumstances.
Unless he does this all the time.
You don't think this was a planned stunt
The whistle at the end made me kind of think that it was, actually. The dolphin went back in the water right after the sound.
I am happy to admit my lack of experience in cynical media attention-grabbing and premeditated dolphin humping.
When you see Gonerill getting humped by a dolphin, you know it's an act of love.
8: I knew a guy growing up who had the same thing happen to him. I don't think it was a husky, though; some other breed of large dog.
With this sort of thing, it's best to stick to dolphins.
When you see me getting humped by a dolphin please be sure to blow a whistle immediately.
My friend Chris would reliably get humped by my sister's dog Ralph. I never saw Ralph do that to anyone else, but he always made a beeline for Chris as soon as he sat down. Something about those knees of his...
18: when you see me getting blown by a dolphin please be sure to hump a whistle immediately
22: Hey, teo. Good to be back (although I should note: there's this whole wide world out there, outside these world wide webs—who knew?!).
23: Oddly enough, I have recently discovered the same thing.
Supposedly there's a guy down in Florida who runs a "swim with the dolphins"-type tourist operation that specfically caters to zoophiles. I can't find his website, but here's an interview with someone in that, um, community.
Ogged, is this the "girl" at the pool you spoke so highly about several weeks ago?
Of course at this point I should mention the perforated colon story.
Bizzah, you gotta click not just the links, but the links in the links.
Did that look like a girl to you, cracker?
Ok. So I have yet to contribute anything new to this site besides embarrassing information about Weiner. I'm not giving up yet, though.
You can keep dining out on the Meatman for a while yet.
I shouldn't ask, but what were you searching for when you found this video, Ogged?
I think "how did you find this?" much like "shouldn't you be doing something productive?" ought to be verboten on blogs.
Which is not to say that I, personally, have in this or any other instance done something of which I, or any reasonable person, would be ashamed. I'm making the point for the good of the community.
And of course, by "saint," I mean "pussy."
I was just going to make the point in 33, when I remembered that I asked ogged how he found something just the other day.
Also, one day, when I was six, I did twelve push-ups. FOR SATAN.
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If the Saints played the Dolphins, who would fuck the shit out of whom? I remain so confused.
I asked ogged how he found something just the other day
Indeed; I wanted to nip the trend in the bud.
And now, this bud is to bed.
Don't look now, but Edwards is a big fag. And he's rich too.
The anti-Edwards campaign is going to focus on how much he spends on his hair? Pathetic.
41: The Republicans are the Party of Ideas, see.
29 As far as dolphns go, you see one, you've seen them all.
41: There was a whole thing about Kerry's haircuts too
And I always thought w-lfs-n preferred tuna.
Color me wrong again.