No picture? It's like you're just phoning it in, Labs.
Is this the game where we ply Stax-Volt lyrics to best effect? Then I say to you, dry, Sally, dry.
But now that you left me / Ooh how I dried out, I keep drying.
Surely the donor is going to step forward and identify himself? An anonymous pseud-to-pseud gift is weird. Unless?? No, the thought is too terrible even to entertain momentarily...
You don't miss your water 'til your towel gets wrung out.
6 is a lame attempt by Brock to draw suspicion away from himself.
Sittin' on the cock of the Labs
Soakin' up ooze from the scabs
Oooo-wee, sittin' on the cock of the Labs
Wastin' time
I'm laughing, but that's so gross, apo.
Yeah, I'd like to apologize for that.
Holy shit: A partner at my firm just walked into my office and in the course of our conversation began starting pointedly at my monitor (which had been opened to an innocent blank page on his arrival), and then asked me why I had "masturbate" in the search box of my google toolbar. I really wasn't sure of the appropriate response; I told him it wasn't what it looked like, I was just searching for some information. We continued our conversation, awkwardly.
I hope you know this is your collective fault.
Sure, society is to blame for your crimes, BL. Methinks it is the other way around.
I was just searching for some information
"See, this guy at church told me that if you rub yourself really fast in just the right spot, you make manmilk."
No really, I was searching for an old comment earlier (in order to link in a new comment). That's how it got there. (Although I'm not sure how/why the rest of the search string disappeared. The google toolbar literally just said "masturbate".)
I'm really a bit worried right now.
I'm really a bit worried right now.
I find masturbating helps ease my mind at times like these, Brock.
Cry, cry, masturbate, pack up your stuff.
17: Could "case-related research" be an appropriate excuse/explanation?
then asked me why I had "masturbate" in the search box of my Google tool bar.
"Oh, right. As if you've never googled "masturbate" before."
21: I think, at this point, providing any explanation would seem rather dubious. "Oh, hey, uh, so, I just wanted you to know why, ha ha, 'masturbate' was in my search window. Ha ha. The thing is, it's a funny story, uh..."
13: Mine says "argyria", which will be taken as a Japanese sock fetish if anyone peeks. However, most of the IT dept here has worked in the pron industry before descending into plain old corporate evil.
And if you're really worried, good luck.
Comment #16 was sponsored by Mark Foley.
If my brain wasn't shot from lack of sleep, I'd have just signed that last comment Mark Foley, and said "16 gets it exactly right."
Alas.
shot from lack of sleep
What does this mean to you, three hours a night?
Ah, poor Brock. I giggle, sympathetically.
This means Noah decided that 3 am was time for everybody to wake up and play, and it took over two hours to convince him otherwise.
You guys, I'm really sick and need to go home, but I'm stuck at work observing a researching student in the library. She seems to be unperturbed by my coughing. I feel bad telling her to pack it up because I need to cough in private, so I'm just sitting here answering her questions and trying not to be mean or forbidding, but good God, I want to go home.
I'm sure he's been an absolute nightmare at daycare today.
observing a researching student in the library
What does this mean?
unperturbed by my coughing [...] I need to cough in private
You misspelled masturbate.
I work in a special collection, so it's not like she can look at the books without me. I have to lock them up.
And it's exciting that she cares about all this stuff. I'm kind of mentoring her on a few projects. She wants to do a thesis on stuff we have in the collection. All this is good for me and my job. So I shouldn't kick her out. I just don't want to be here doing this until 7.
7 s/b "You don't miss your water, till your towel's wrung dry."
Got it. So tell her that you can't stay late today.
Rather, tell her, "I'd love to stay late with you, but I masturbated a lot as a kid."
Next time that partner comes to your desk, make sure the text "How to kill nosy coworkers" is in your toolbar.
33: At some point during the first kid's first several years, WE woke him from a sound sleep at 3am to party as a payback for all the times he'd done it to us. There was no joy, he was puzzled but delighted. You can't win.
There was no joy, he was puzzled but delighted.
Not only a sadist, but an incompetent one too. How terribly sad.
She left! She left! Yay! I'm going home.
I'm trying to decide what part of this is most disturbing.
52: That a large & culturally significant country has large numbers of people who can't tell a sheep from a dog? How would our country fare? I'd know, but I'm not the target market.
52: That Frank Zappa had already predicted it?
How did I not see that when you posted it, apo? I read your blog. I feel so dumb now.
It has to be a hoax. I'll believe a lot of things, but not that anyone could confuse a sheep and a dog. The feet alone, let alone the teeth... you'd have to be brain-damaged or simply never have seen either animal.
I only posted it this morning. Don't know why you'd feel dumb for seeing it elsewhere first.
All this time I thought the Japanese were supposed to be into pseudopoods.
or simply never have seen either animal.
Always a possibility. No sheep in Japan, and if poodles are that damned expensive, there probably aren't many of them either.
55 -- not only that, I posted it in comments here (and in doing so, won Ben w-lfs-n's thread about the Brandenburg Concertos).
No sheep in Japan, and if poodles are that damned expensive, there probably aren't many of them either.
But... hooves? Dogs don't have those. You don't have to see a poodle to know that.
I will assume the actress mentioned is blond and not Google her.
There are provocative photos of her linked at Apostropher's site.
I did some hoax-sniffing on Japanese blogs and the results were inconclusive. (If anyone reads Japanese better than Google Translate, go to apo's place where I left the links.) The incident with the actress on TV has got to be verifiable, though, doesn't it?
provocative
tittilating, even.
You are welcome, Mr. Labs. I saw them, and, well, they kinda had your name on 'em. How could I not?
I apologize for not helping you climax, Teo.
It's bitchphd! Is it bitchphd? No? Look closer. There! It was bitchphd all along.