Re: Long Ago

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Sad observation about my life: my first thought on reading this was about those embedded quote marks-- should it be

"...so many 'o's' in my 'so's'"

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Forgive me; I've been correcting proofs. Did you know Springer's copy correction center is in India?


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 2:56 PM
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More sadly, I had changed it even before you commented.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 2:57 PM
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We should start a blog together.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 2:58 PM
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You could call it FLogged.

(Has that joke really not been made before here? It seems impossible.)


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:00 PM
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Impossible is nothing.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:02 PM
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It has been made before; I remember kicking myself for not thinking of it.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:02 PM
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4 is gay.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:03 PM
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Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:04 PM
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How strange.

Whammo.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:05 PM
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6: Blast. This means that sometime in the last year or so, I've failed to read a comment. I must procrastinate harder.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:05 PM
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But would you find Elizabeth Shue still hot in The Karate Kid? Or is she dead to you altogether?


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:07 PM
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Also, Adventures in Babysitting is an awesome film.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:08 PM
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Yeah, Elizabeth Shue was teh hot in that movie. Harvard chicks rule.


Posted by: NCProsecutor | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:08 PM
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Ogged, I'll trade you three blondes for your one of your dark-eyed cousins. They're cheap and plentiful around here.

The poor guys at GNXP are infested with blond-obsession. I razz them evey chance I get.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:10 PM
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13 refers to LLV, not TKK. Although at the time, she certainly appealled to me in the role of Ali Mills, her work as "Sera with an E" was teh hot.


Posted by: NCProsecutor | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:10 PM
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You know, that whole Alek/sey Vay/ner thing was just a viral campaign for Adidas.


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:11 PM
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At 43 Shue still looks pretty NSFW.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:13 PM
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She looks a lot like that girl on 'The Hills.'


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:13 PM
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I'm wary of photobucket links now.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:14 PM
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I don't know who that dog is, but he's not her husband.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:15 PM
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Shue was and remains the gold standard of the Girl Next Door. Of course she's still sooo hot.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:29 PM
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21: I was always more of an Ione Skye/Phobe Cates kind of a guy, honestly. Also I think you'd get some serious pushback from Jennifer Grey partisans, which, hey, don't ask me, those people are crazy.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:35 PM
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22 comments and still no correction of the spelling of her name?! Goodness.


Posted by: Rousseau | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:38 PM
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Fine. "Phoebe." Also, "Elisabeth." Also, "Augged."


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:40 PM
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No, NCP mentioned that the spelling of Sera.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:41 PM
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I assumed, wrongly, that 20 was a joke.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:43 PM
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26: 60% minus one!


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:49 PM
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That picture is killing me. The wholesome! It burns!


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:52 PM
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You have the power to push it farther down the main page.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 3:59 PM
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17: Lucky dog.


Posted by: NCProsecutor | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 4:05 PM
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Why that particular look—color with boy, not b/w with dog—is considered wholesome has always escaped me. I know that it is, I just don't get it.


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 4:11 PM
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At 43 Shue still looks pretty NSFW.

She looks better.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 4:17 PM
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32: Using free beach internet to look at naked pictures of Elisabeth Shue? Lucky bastard.


Posted by: NCProsecutor | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 4:19 PM
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I think the picture with the dog is pretty old, so not her at 43.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 4:21 PM
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YAY! FREE BEACH INTERNET!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 4:24 PM
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Still looks great, though she also looks like she's had some work done.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 4:25 PM
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I just love America. [Oh, fine, probably vaguely NSFW, but it's Friday night, people!]


Posted by: NCProsecutor | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 4:28 PM
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What's with the 48-star flag?


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 4:32 PM
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I'm sure that it's not the feature that most people notice, but I really like the point of her nose. I have a more buttoned nose and am jealous of people who have what I think of as more distinguished noses.

All of the men on my father's side have these big huge noses, and I feel really lucky not to have inherited the family nose.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 4:51 PM
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38: He said America, not Delaware and Missouri.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 5:02 PM
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Hey, what are you saying about Missouri?!


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 5:24 PM
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41: Nice. I was hoping that would happen.

Obviously, I was being facetious; could I ever honestly insult the city that's home to Arthur Bryant's BBQ?


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 5:27 PM
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Didn't think there were any other Missourians around, so I figured I'd have to be the one to take the bait. 'fraid I don't know much about that other side of the state, though.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 5:45 PM
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I've driven through it. It's made entirely out of used styrofoam wrappers.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 6:44 PM
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What does one wrap styrofoam in?


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 6:48 PM
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Sad observation about my life: my first thought on reading this was...

My first thought upon reading this was that Ogged did the women's clinic post below just so he could turn around and do another "white women I have fantasized about" post.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 7:00 PM
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45: barbecue, duh.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 7:06 PM
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I was born in Missouri. Or Kansas.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 8:01 PM
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How does it happen you're unsure? I went to preschool in Saint Louis.


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 8:07 PM
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We lived in Kansas City in one state and I was born in a hospital in the other, and I've never been sure which, because I was really young then and not in a position to notice.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 8:17 PM
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Can I just inject briefly that you guys are awfully damned nice to not have pointed out that I apparently called Missouri a "city?"

Also, w-lfs-n, you were born in Missouri. They don't cotton to "hospitals" in Kansas.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 8:32 PM
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I just assumed you meant that by insulting Missouri you'd automatically be insulting all the cities in it, too.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 8:38 PM
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52: Again, for that I thank you.

Branson I would never insult, even in jest.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 8:53 PM
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Props to any city that gets its own Simpsons episode.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 9:17 PM
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I refuse to give props to Knoxville.


Posted by: Cryptic BNed | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 10:03 PM
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Then your props will be forcibly relocated.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 10:05 PM
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42: Sifu, props indeed to Bryant's, God's own barbecue. If you're going to be passing this way any time soon, let me know and I'll take you to some of the other smoked meat meccas here, including Jack Stack, Rosedale and Winslow's. Damnit, now I'm hungry again.

48: Ben, were you told you were born in St. Luke's by any chance?


Posted by: Dr Paisley | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 11:40 PM
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57: I regurgitate Calvin Trillin. If I am actually in that town, by gum, I will take your tour guidance as gospel.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-27-07 11:50 PM
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Dunno, Paisley.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 04-28-07 1:21 AM
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Wow, this is a surprising density of Missouri people. St. Louis!


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 04-28-07 8:31 AM
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Everytime I watch The Karate Kid, I just feel gross for fantasizing about Mr. Miyagi and subjecting him to my gaze. I mean, I think if Pat Morita was in a film now, it would be something really awesome like Smokin' Aces, and I would still find him hot. But he wouldn't have the youthful, earnest, almost bashful charm of the Miyagi character.

"Bonzai," he says to me, wistfully, in my dreams. Bonzai, I want to answer -- but our love is just a housefly, crushed between the chopsticks of the Real.


Posted by: Joseph Kugelmass | Link to this comment | 04-28-07 9:32 AM
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Well, I haven't actually lived in MO for about eight years now, but I was there the first 22. Living on the east coast, I probably feel the need to stand up for the place and to claim identity as a Missourian more than I would if I were still there.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 04-28-07 11:03 AM
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I was born at Saint Mary's in KC, but moved to South Dakota before I turned 1. (Do you know how hard it is to rent a truck as an infant?)

Also, surfing unfogged on the cabana in Puerto Rico, looking out as the sun on the palm trees, is also quite nice. Too bad I only spent about 45 minutes outside the 5 days I've been here (stupid work).


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 04-28-07 11:47 AM
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I regurgitate Calvin Trillin

A strange way of showing your affection. I had lunch with Trillin one time, which I found kind of exciting at the time but do not really remember at about 7 years' remove.


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 04-29-07 11:33 AM
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62 -- you ought to meet my friend Nathaniel, who lives on the east coast and feels a similar need to stand up for the place and to claim identity as a Missourian (and as a Saint Louigian).


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 04-29-07 11:40 AM
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My favourite dreams are usually action/adventure, but one, in which I got to ride a motorcycle, turned nightmarish when I realized that my part was being played by Scott Baio.


Posted by: Penny | Link to this comment | 04-29-07 1:49 PM
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65- I could teach him the secret 'midwest!' hand signal a fellow ex-Missourian once made up for east coast midwesterners to flash at each other.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 04-29-07 2:11 PM
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Is it three fingers pointed down on the right hand and three fingers pointed up on the left?


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 04-29-07 2:14 PM
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That would be an acceptable variation. Her original one used only one hand, the three fingers pointed down followed by the three fingers pointed up.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 04-29-07 2:24 PM
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68, 69: Awesome. Next meetup, Blume, I'm totally flashing you some signs.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 04-30-07 1:00 PM
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Oh... Just now I figured why that sign would signify the desired meaning.


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 05- 1-07 4:30 AM
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