My child does not have a mullet.

Oh? You went for a more fruity variant?

The mohawk years are not far off. In my neighborhood, that age is about nine.

I can hear the icicles dripping off 1. You better watch out, Labs.

Too awesome, Labs.

B, if and when you do give him a short haircut, you should have the barber give him a mullet first, just to get a picture.

B, if and when you do get him circumsized, you should have the barber give him a mullet first, just to get a picture.

My ex got my son to have a mowhawk just to spite me. I left it alone just to spite her. Sadly, my son LOVED it.

Heebie is the master of disturbing parody.

"barber" s/b "mohel"

PK was enjoying having his hair in a big poofy pineapple ponytail on top of his head just yesterday. I wish his father wouldn't do that to him, though--even I think it looks ridiculously girly.

Will you quit doing that?

It gives you something to do.

All kids should enjoy having a big poofy pineapple hairdo on top of their (respective) heads.

Adults might try it, too.

I think I've seen parsimon at the grocery store.

Give him a sword and a kimono, and you can get that manly feeling back.

Or greasepaint and leather.

It's totally the samurai thing that makes Mr. B. do it.

In my neighborhood, that age is about nine.

In mine, about six. Not long ago I saw a little boy with a green mohawk being led on a leash by his mom. Bad mother. A good mother would've given him an organ grinder to play, too.