Clearly this has gotten into the wrong hands.
Ok, so this is obviously funny, but mostly in execution; I think there's some genius in the concept. They've removed the woman from the gangbang, and made it more compelling. It's almost as if what we really want to see are virile black dudes.
(Note: I'm 110% straight.)
They've removed the woman from the gangbang
and replaced her with an ottoman.
It seemed like a shame to me. There's four guys, they're sexually frustrated, they think they're sexy -- why are they dry-humping the furniture when they could be experimenting with homosexuality?
Skull and Bones aren't going to be happy about these guys publicizing their initiation rituals.
5: Whether they know it or not, I'm fairly sure this counts as experimenting with homosexuality.
7: I suspect at least one of them knows it.
They're all admitted choreographers, IYKWIM.
10---That's sort of what I was thinking. At least one of these guys has to be actually gay.
More like whoreographers! YEAH! Zing!
They're just blowing off steam after a long, exhausting day full of blowjobs.
14: I think the bj culture of middle school started when I was about 15 or so. I remember being on a trip with our Baptist church's youth group and hearing a bunch of 13-year-olds brag about how many blowjobs they'd given and to which youth group guys.
This is how I finally argued to my parents that youth group was a bad influence and it wasn't a bad decision not to go anymore.
I guess when I was in middle school, there were a couple of girls who were blowing high school guys, but I assumed they were anomalies. Really, they were just avant-garde!
I think the bj culture of middle school started when I was about 15 or so. I remember being on a trip with our Baptist church's youth group and hearing a bunch of 13-year-olds brag about how many blowjobs they'd given and to which youth group guys
I love this country so much.
One of them might or might not be gay, but I think the Alice's Restaurant rule applies perfectly well to YouTube'd furniture humping:
You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick.. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots... And if three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people [humping furniture]? They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people, I said fifty people [humping furniture]. Friends, they may think it's a movement.
I can't figure out how to link it directly, so friends, please go here, look to the right, and click "Superlative Head".
Except if you're at work. Then, no so much.
So often, the Internet resembles the experiment with the dog with an electrode in its reward centre, connected to a pedal it could press with its paw.
There used to be a very similar couple to the link in 20 at Venice Beach. "Sugar and Spice" as I recall. Who knows, maybe they're still around.
Or me with my yummy morphine drip.
24: Second Life blowjobs count? Please.
If there's one thing I love, it's blowjob jokes combined with naked adult women happily capitulating to the patriarchy. HILARITY ENSUES!
Is "capitulating" used as part of a clever pun that I can only hazily understand?
Nah, I was just being grouchy. Carry on.
If this is the random shit thread, then I'd like to direct your attention to the first and third pictures in this post about the Eurovision Song Contest, because it seems like they deserve mention.
29: Labs! And just as I expected him to be!
I feel your grouch, Heebie. Blech.
If you feel 40,000 grouches, you could be famous.
I think the pun is that political parties in Belgium are divided on linguistic lines. Get it? Linguistic? Wocka wocka!
I think that women should capitulate to avuncularchy instead, because with patriarchy there's the risk of first-degree incest.
I am trying to save you from the evil Patriarch, Heebie!
What kind of candy did you bring?
36: Emerson's hoping you'll give all your nympho freaky lovin' to him.
25: I have a feeling a lot of them are going to be Second Life blowjobs. At least, I hope so.
Heebie, we should go someplace quiet and peaceful, away from these horrible, sick people. Think of me as your nice Sunday School teacher.
Yeah! Can we join the doggy I had when I was little? The one that went to sleep on the grill of the car?
Yes, I'll have Kool-aid and candy and everything.
Wow, who knew that a video of young virile black men humping an ottoman would cause John to foreswear his no "relationship" policy?
Actually, I guess we all knew it.
This is strictly avuncular and altruistic. I'm ashamed of you people.
Falwell has apparently been struck down by our Lord. No message so far as to the reason; lewd thoughts are suspected.
See the nudism thread, John; it appears that there's a Falwell convergence afoot. Perhaps the remainder of the threads can be gathered up into a golden Falwellian braid.
I'm glad I've stopped clicking on links in threads until after I see a few people comment on them. Thereby sparing myself--and everyone else!--more grouchiness about whatever that link was.
Also, the guys in the humping video have merely stripped dancing down to its minimalist essence, for which they are to be congratulated.
The Peer Pressure boys have made the cover of FHM.
