Re: Chickenfingers!

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He used a curse word associated with chickens

I thought "cockgobbler" was more a term of the younger generation.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 9:18 PM
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Those cursing chickens are the scourge of Arkansas.


Posted by: Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 10:20 PM
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'Cock you'?


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 10:25 PM
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I don't hold cursing out Cornyn against anyone, actually.


Posted by: Katherine | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 10:32 PM
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I was seriously trying to figure out why "chickenshit" was such a bad word.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 11:00 PM
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3: I think it's "Cluck you".


Posted by: cdm | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 11:11 PM
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CluckU makes some damn fine chicken wings. And some spectacularly spicy sauces.


Posted by: Willy Voet | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 2:07 AM
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7 -- really? I have never gone into one of their restaurants purely because of the vulgarity of the name. Have I been missing out?


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 4:15 AM
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Cornyn is the veriest of party hacks, the guy who took Phil Gramm's seat. I could see McCain's objections being accurate.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 5:29 AM
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1: I believe that if that had been the word, the newspaper would have euphemized "a curse word associated with chickens and turkeys."

But it would have been more precise to say "a curse word associated with roosters," right? I'm *still* not sure I know precisely what word - or compound word - the author was going for here.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 7:00 AM
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Motherplucker.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 7:21 AM
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The secret is that the reporter has an unusual set of associations. The word is "fuck", which the writer associates with chickens because he is a zoophile.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 8:00 AM
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I also was thinking "chickenshit".


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 8:08 AM
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Pecker?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 8:20 AM
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No, it was "chicken-sexer," since McCain was decrying Cornyn's ability to make reliable judgments while being unable to articulate the grounding for those judgments.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 8:22 AM
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11: Featherplucker.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 8:27 AM
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It would have been quite effective if McCain had stood up and yelled, "Stuffing, sir! Cranberry sauce, you bounder! I pour gravy upon you!"


Posted by: OneFatEnglishman | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 8:39 AM
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I'm imagining each of the Republican presidential candidates doing a uniquely flawed chicken imitation, a la Arrested Development.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 8:41 AM
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koke-ah! koke-ah! Gob Bluth is my President.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 8:54 AM
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"Parachute in" might not have been the most tactful choice of words, too.


Posted by: jim | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 8:57 AM
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chicken ficken


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 9:01 AM
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Damn, just thought of a better one.

McCain (muttering): "chicken ficken Sie"
Cornyn: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
McCain: "I said chicken fricassee!"


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 9:06 AM
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sock cucker?


Posted by: merlallen | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 11:34 PM
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