Dude, respect and fear the wonder-working power of w-lfs-n.
I find you unbearably attractive! I am not stalking you!
I thought the whole crowd looked junior high schoolish. Theoretically that should turn me on, but in fact the age of consent mostly interests me as a theoretical point -- there are enormous, weighty differences in the law between places and times which are geographically and historically very near one another, and the age of consent rules have grown stricter while all other sexual rules have grown looser. Craziness.
Kiddies, during my last few years at the medical school, lots of the you young MDs looked like high schoolers to me. And they have the power of life and death over you -- makes you think.
I thought the whole crowd looked junior high schoolish.
I thought that was what w-lfs-n meant by "unbearably attractive."
Emerson has reached that age where everyone under forty looks like a kid to him.
You look like a sort of haggard kid, though, Ogged.
No offense intended, of course.
Ben is completely correct.
And: "junior high schoolish"? Emerson must have gone to an amazingly telegenic junior high school.
Ben is completely correct.
I wouldn't say "junior high schoolish," but I could see "20-something actors playing junior high studentsish." The cast of Undressed, maybe.
Young, goofy, spoiled, and cute. Not a typical class of average sort of very young people, like Ogged except less haggard.
"Not a typical class of average young people, just very young people sort of like Ogged except less haggard."
Listen, you sociopaths: w-lfs-n is not correct. w-lfs-n is never explicitly acknowledged to be correct. This way lies madness.
The woman is very attractive. But her peculiar charm is that she's gettably cute. She's not so unbearably attractive that it's impossible to imagine yourself with her; she's as cute as she can be such that you can, reasonably if very wrongly, believe you might have a shot. Which means you can dream on her, and it's the dream that's unbearable.
I forgot that today was my father's 65th birthday. (I forgot that it was his birthday at all, not the age.) He called me and mentioned it halfway through the call. I tried to cover, but of course it was impossible. I feel terrible. Now I am drunk and in despair.
12 gets it. Unbearably attractive? Bah.
Sush, Brock. We're busy dissecting a woman's appearance.
no, 12 is wrong
its not that she's cute instead of hot.
its htat she looks happy, not pissed (the typical model look)
What do you want to know about a woman's appear, Standpipe? I will tell you how a woman appears. Ask!
Which means you can dream on her, and it's the dream that's unbearable.
Making her unbearably attractive, and w-lfs-n correct?
How does a woman appear, Brock?
There is a typo in 20, but I refuse to reveal its precise location.
Thread about how discussions of how and in what manner women are attractive are depressing --> link to video of young men and women lip-syncing in the office --> discussion of the precise nature of young woman's physical loveliness. The cycle of unfogged's kung fu is unstoppable!
22: Of course she does, Standpipe. And I bet you do too.
Poor Brock. Last year I forgot my mother's birthday, not because I forgot that it was her birthday but because I had no idea what day it was. She found this distinction not very comforting.
Really, I'm ashamed to admit it, but there are tears dried on my cheek. I love my father. I was drinking port but now I'm drinking Guiness.
discussion of the precise nature of young woman's physical loveliness.
This chicks need to chime in with what the men looked like. Let me help get you started. I thought the dudes looked like a bunch of pasty white hairy hipsters who's idea of physical exertion was that ping pong table in the background.
I know that my dad was born on a 16th or a 17th, but right now I can't remember which (I know the month). I've made this mistake before, and was embarrassed. On the other hand, my dad never got my birthday wrong on my birthday, but has multiple times been unsure if it's a 23rd or a 25th.
Of course she does, Standpipe. And I bet you do too.
?
Which is faster, to Cleveland or by bus?
Of course it is, Standpipe. And I bet your are, too.
not because I forgot that it was her birthday but because I had no idea what day it was
That was crystal clear! What I mean is that I know very well what my mother's birthday is (February 8) but often have no idea what the current day's date is. In any case, my mother did not have much sympathy. That's a lot better, though, than if she had sweetly and pathetically pretended that she didn't mind.
To be honest those people look about the same to me, but the guys seem like dorks while the girls are hot.
Why is a mouse when it spins?
19 gets it right. (But Ben should of course should not pursue her.)
I'll note that one of my commets on attractiveness was about the young female's personality, not physical body per se.
I thought the whole crowd looked junior high schoolish
No acne or braces, John. These are not junior high school students. Furthermore, the woman is not unbearably attractive. Her attractiveness is certainly a burden I could bear. She should call me.
29: Dude, that's really sad. Call your dad tomorrow and apologize. This stage of your lives, it's good not to leave things unspoken.
The girl was cute. Bearably cute.
They look like a tv depiction of jr high students.
Thus, they are probably 19-23 IRL.
12 is the standard distinction, but 19 is closer to correct. Her attractiveness (as opposed to her beauty or prettiness) isn't just a matter of the size, shape and proportion of her features, but of her manner and personality. One of the reasons she doesn't look like a model is that she doesn't look vapid; she looks alert and interesting. She doesn't look like a model, in short, because she's not, she's a web developer. So I guess I'd replace "gettable" with "wantable." What does b-dub want with a model anyway (other than to compensate for his own shortcomings, I mean)? In our universe, this woman is a lot more wantable than most more beautiful models.
They are very pretty junior HS students screened for zits, etc.
You guys are all perving on zit-free, goofy 15-year-olds. No jury would fail to convict.
I have now watched the video. I would fuck her, and I suspect I would enjoy it. Does that make her "unbearably attractive"? I confess I'm not sure what that means, exactly. To me it just sounds like Ben felt compelled to masturbate. I did not masturbate to the video.
Guys, this is boring. Let's argue over the rankings on Mancrush.
To elaborate, in a different direction: she also seems to be inviting attention to herself, but not through meansthat signal she thinks highly of herself (eg makeup, bangs, large neck hole, BUT dark straight straggly hair, no earings, no jewelry). Thus, more attractive than she thinks, and -> gettable.
She also makes very good use of her yees.
more attractive than she thinks
I doubt that very much.
The cycle of unfogged's kung fu is unstoppable!
Little did you know that the basketball thread would turn out to be the more attractive of two options.
Her yees are exquisite, I'll give you that.
Hm. my guess is that she thinks that dating is a very easy thing, and wonders why some people claim to have trouble with it. She has probably said, "just be yourself!" to a couple of dudes recently. However, i'd guess the average dude she dates isn't unbearably hot.
sorry for the typo. Should have been "yeux."
If Mancrush isn't doing it for you, perhaps a two part video of a rugby team checking itself for testicular cancer?
I like the way Brock gets right to the point when he's drunk.
I'm kinda annoyed at being so clever in this thread, yet being rather unable to implement such things in my own life.
Is it telling that this Saturday night thread is all guys? My excuse is I have to work, and I'm married anyways. Why aren't the rest of you out getting your surge on?
I'm tryign to finish a pair of papers that were due two weeks ago so i can graduate.
A fine question, swifty. I just got off the elliptical, which is kind of like my girlfriend nowadays, and I'm considering whether I should go in to work for a little bit.
My surgeon is in the operating room right now. Why aren't you getting your chiropractor?
54: "Be yourself and be confident". Thanks, lady.
61: My excuse is I have to work, and I'm married anyways.
Teo, what's your opinion on the Facebook feature of allowing people to include a photo when they announce a change in their relationship status? Is it almost parodying itself yet, or am I just an old fogie?
eb is female, or was the last time I checked. So it's not all guys. I'm married and my wife has food poisoning and is puking. Hitting the town to pick up some ass seems like it would be in poor taste.
Foxytail is a woman, but she doesn't like this thread.
61: I'm married and my wife could go into labor at any minute. I don't know what everybody else's excuse is, though.
I guess I must have checked the wrong place.
69: I was not aware of that feature, although now that you mention it I do recall seeing pictures accompanying recent announcements of new relationships etc. My verdict: meh. Was there ever a point when it wasn't almost parodying itself?
If I had more stuff to do, the blog would get suckier, so there's that.
Any minute, Apo? When's the due date?
Man, you guys depend on your wives for your medical excuses too.
"Oh, don't mind the vomit on my breath. I'm not sick, I just kissed my wife when I went out."
So we're all married! Except ogged, who has no excuse.
Wait a minute, Apo, I thought she was having induced/scheduled delivery? May 30 or something like that? Did I misremember or are you just referring to the fact that babies have their own timetable?
This is a bad thread because the woman is clearly a one. Some of the dudes are twos, but they're all at least ones.
I am not out having fun because I am 27 and now take at least a solid day of not leaving the house to recover from nights like last night. In other news: the bartender last night was my high school archnemesis from Kansas! Crazy.
The only way i am married is that i'm not getting laid.
Christ, what a bunch of boring old people we are. Teo, get out there and tag some ass so we can live vicariously through you.
I'm reading about the origins of central state authority in America.
Emerson would be my spirit guide, but my wife would object if I went on a quest to encounter him.
Dude, if you're planning to live vicariously through me...
archnemesis
You're not going to become Althouse, are you?
8: Naw, we made up. He gave me free beer and I made out with a chick at the bar. We're even now.
Only Unfogged would live vicariously through the virgin.
AWB, I don't remember what 1, 2 and 3 mean.
The C-section is scheduled for May 31. But the lungs are fully developed now, so theoretically the little linoleum lizard could decide to arrive right now and still be in the normal window. So yes, just that babies have their own schedules.
1 means little mammals within eyeshot stop storing up for winter to mate out of season.
0 = not doable
1 = doable if convenient
2 = worth putting out effort to do
It is kind of fitting (and recursive) that Unfogged would live vicariously through the life of someone whose life consists mainly of reading Unfogged.
I pull up unfogged and what do I see? Here's what I don't get: where else than in that video is ogged sensing the evil vibe? I, unlike ogged, am not a stalker, so I don't know.
AWB, I don't remember what 1, 2 and 3 mean.
1 = successor of 0
2 = successor of 1
3 = successor of 2
I think Chopper's only 5 weeks or so behind me.
95: She makes an odd face right at the beginning where she tilts her head just like Paris Hilton does, knowing exactly at what point is her best angle and how to look sexy. After that moment passes, though, she stops being self-conscious and seems pretty cool, if really young.
where else than in that video
She's in thirty videos. Get your stalk on, IYKWIM.
i'm not sure if awb is talking abotu the people in the vid or us.
where else than in that video is ogged sensing the evil vibe?
Young hotties scare Ogged.
Come construct the reals with me, Ben.
I am not stalking you.
someone link to a video of the equivalent bro-version of sexy faces
More rating systems should be based on the behavior of little mammals in the vicinity. 23 = Chipmunks begin sunning themselves, consume seeds from seed pouch. 56 = Squirrels flick tails with increased frequency and cuteness. 71 = Baby skunks ride tiny bicycles up and down the lane.
104: Maybe he wants to know who here are the 1's and who are the 2's.
To me it just sounds like Ben felt compelled to masturbate.
That just means it was fifteen minutes past the hour, though.
AWB isn't just wrong, she's making a category error.
the vicinity
Thank you. I knew there was a word for that.
You think this woman is clearly a 1, AWB? If we stipulate that she's not evil, I think she's clearly a two. Cute, seems smart, seems fun. What else do ya need?
71 = Baby skunks ride tiny bicycles up and down the lane.
And then you die from overexposure to cuteness?
It's important to note that the baby skunks would be riding antique "Boneshaker"-style bicycles. I hope I haven't BLOWN ANYONE'S MIND, but it needed to be said.
101: Carp root happily in the mud.
If she's evil, then she's a three. One look from you and you're her slave forever. The belle dame sans merci (who never says thank you).
I watched the video linked in the post—it's happened before.
113: She's not my type. I like high cheekbones, I guess.
Hey, who invited AWB into the clubhouse. She's hittin on our chix too.
I don't think baby skunks have long enough legs to ride that kind of bike.
You think this woman is clearly a 1, AWB? If we stipulate that she's not evil, I think she's clearly a two.
Word.
I think this means we don't have to take shit from AWB for being overly critical of women's looks anymore.
The ADA requires we give them a reasonable accommodation.
Baby ducks, on the other hand, have long legs.
There should be a parallel scheme accounting for experience -- e.g., the woman in the video is 2-prime, worth making the effort but reminds me of similar woman with whom I had an ultimately regrettable relationship.
AWB, I think her roommate Anna may be more to your liking.
The ADA requires we give them a reasonable accommodation.
Au contraire! If TV has taught me anything, it's that skunks are French, not American.
One of the great underrated male facial expressions is what my friend Ryan calls sexface, which every single guy who worked at our campus coffeehouse in Cleveland had. They were all tall, skinny, pierced, unwashed, beardy dudes who'd stand there lanky, wearing the face that one wears just after sex--slightly slack, slightly smug, droopy-lidded. Those boys had every girl in Cleveland in the palms of their large, calloused hands.
Er, emphasis should be closed on the second line of 128.
Those boys had every girl in Cleveland
Cleveland sounds like it low standards.
123: When has anyone here ever been forced to take shit from me? I am not terribly argumentative about these matters. Sometimes I back up my sisters, but most of the time I go make soup or something.
Besides, there's no accounting for taste. I just don't think she'd be very fun in bed.
125: Baby ducks aren't mammals, though. Perhaps you have a slightly different rating system.
stand there lanky,
The lack of a comma after "there", combined with AWB's choice not to go with the awkward adverb "lankily" (which would put one in mind of the famous sentence kicking off the Lyttle Lytton contest, "Jennifer stood there, quietly ovulating."—a contest in which our own RFTS, competing under her real name, once received some form of victory), is, to me, quite rhetorically exciting. It suggests all manner of locutions, such as "I'm standing lanky", which are evocative without—yet!—having a determinate meaning. (What's up?
Not much, just standin' lanky.
So might a typical exchange run, in the fake dialect we claim to a gullible NYT reporter that all the kids employ.)
Cleveland sounds like it low standards.
That's true, sir, but unlike the residents of Gswiftville (Pop. 1280), we still demonstrate command of the word "has".
133: They're not? Let me guess, the next thing you're going to tell me is that they aren't actually walking across all those lakes and ponds I've seen them on. I won't believe you.
My mother was born just outside Columbus. My first wife, just outside Cleveland.
When has anyone here ever been forced to take shit from me?
I'm not one to let facts get in the way giving people shit.
125: Baby ducks aren't mammals, though. Perhaps you have a slightly different rating system.
Don't be ridiculous. Adult ducks are mammals, and it beggars belief that their babies should be some other kind of creature.
If TV has taught me anything, it's that skunks are French, not American.
The Animals with Derailleurs Act doesn't discriminate on the basis of nationality.
Adult ducks are mammals
I'm pretty sure I'm not getting a joke.
Anna is a two.
What are you, conventional?
146: She has a lovely complexion.
It seems I am going out tonight. See you all later.
That's true, sir, but unlike the residents of Gswiftville (Pop. 1280), we still demonstrate command of the word "has".
If it didn't mean I'd have to go to Cleveland I'd totally come kick your ass.
Unless you're really big, in which case you sound like a wonderful person.
Apparently having a lovely complexion implies not being boring in bed. A glimpse into the mind of AWB, where logic has no place.
Anna's pretty hot. With the accumulated wit and wisdom at this site, we should be able to convince these women to take teo's cherry.
I'm convinced you're all just letting me stew in my own nitpick juice.
I'm big in Japan. Alternately, I'm not big, just deceptively close.
A cow stood in the pasture, standardly lowing.
Ducks are not mammals, but flamingos, penguins, and pigeons give milk for their young. Fact.
The pelicans returned to Osakis this week, BTW. We can wear white now.
What a standardly deed.
150: I was going to explain why, but then I realized the woman in question may one day find this comment, and, as little as I'd like to run across some stranger's imaginings about never-to-be-consummated sexual fantasies, I deleted it.
Anna is prettier, Amanda still seems hotter to me. Neither of them seems very nice, though, so I'm sorry A&A, but you're going to have to settle for Ben or Teo.
The Animals with Derailleurs Act
Very nice.
I took Noah to feed old bread to geese today. He stood eye to eye with a big-ass Canadian goose and smacked it when it went for the bread in his hand. The goose backed off. I don't think I've ever been prouder of him.
Neither of them seems very nice
If all you had to go by was this site, none of us would seem very nice.
It must have been a defective goose. A quality goose would have scared the shit out of him.
W.C Fields was afraid of swans, for your information.
I am now trying to compose lyrics to "B-Dub Style" to the tune of Cat Power's "Cross Bones Style", and it is not going well. I need more baby skunks.
None of us are very nice, are we? Did I come to the wrong place?
Very nice.
Thank you. But per snarkout, the baby skunk bycicles have no derailleurs. (Hence 152.)
If all you had to go by was this site, none of us would seem very nice.
Yet the Animals with Derailleurs Act is very nice, as I just observed.
I just got off the elliptical, which is kind of like my girlfriend nowadays
If that's your game, I recommend a rowing machine - the motions of the user more closely resemble the physical act of love, although not precisely. And they're more responsive.
stood eye to eye with a big-ass Canadian goose and smacked it when it went for the bread in his hand.
Awesome. Had to teach my kids to kick them. My parents had several geese when we were kids. I have fond memories of laughing like a maniac while they chased my little brother around the yard.
Animals Without Derailleurs = Doctors Without Borders, then?
"Butt per snarkout" is a new unit of measure always equal to one. So I assume.
W.C Fields was afraid of swans
I got chased and attacked by a swan when I was a kid. These evil motherfuckers are scarier than hell. I would run from one now if it charged me.
The Animals with Derailleurs Act doesn't discriminate on the basis of nationality.
Besides, as an heir to the Pew fortune, Pepe has a lot of influence.
162: Agree entirely. Especially this thread. Standpipe's objections--whatever they were--were good ones. There's something a bit creepy about discussing normal people to whom a post is linked. I'm sorry for my part in it. Maybe they're evil, maybe not; my bet is they're young and having fun, and the rest of us are just jealous.
When you assume, SB, you make 1&178;.3 asses out of you and me both.
Animals Without Derailleurs = Doctors Without Borders, then?
Animaux Sans…
Tim, the people on the internet, like the people in the NBA, are not real.
175: And I take back what I said about Amanda. I'm sure she's great.
Penguins are very muscular and irritable and have snapping turtle beaks. Birds never have facial expressions, so penguins look placid and cute.
Birds never have facial expressions
O RLY?
Standpipe's objections
And redfox's, and parsimon's (guessing).
No, snarkout, this is what you do when you assume.
Birds never have facial expressions, so penguins look placid and cute.
Baby otters, meanwhile, look surly. And cute.
175: They have a lot of nerve having fun when McManus and I are being pissed off. Screw em.
184, Ben, did you ever complete the task you mention in #20 of that thread?
That's more of an asΣe for me, Ben, but de gustibus non est disputandum.
I never even began it, Ned, but that's ok because Chris finally signed up for Oh No Robot. There's also a "search" button beneath the comic at the top of the green part of the page at achewood's site.
No, when you assume you compute the assassinator ideal of you and me.
But Σ sums series, and you need to specify more. sum(e) makes perfect sense; &Sigma e requires a little more interpretation.
That won't get you XPath searching, though. Don't you want to make Achewood XPath-ready?
Besides, as an heir to the Pew fortune, Pepe has a lot of influence.
Ah, it's funny...because it's true. I've seen much less anti-skunk propaganda in cartoons since the Pew Charitable Trust started getting its name all over NPR and presumably supporting the for-profit media as well.
You killed my thread, Timbot, you Anthony Kennedy.
190
No, when you assume you compute the assassinator ideal of you and me.
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191
But Σ sums series, and you need to specify more. sum(e) makes perfect sense; Σ e requires a little more interpretation.
Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 10:18 PM
horizontal rule
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That won't get you XPath searching, though. Don't you want to make Achewood XPath-ready?
Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 10:19 PM
BO-RING
That's fair, I guess. So what you're saying is that when you assume, you &Sigma (1 / n!)? How does this make the skunks faster on their velocipedes?
The skunks are too fast already. Come back, skunks, that we may delectate your pedomotion!
For the record, I don't care about making Achewood XPath-ready.
The skunks have absquatulated with their pedomotions.
Oh come skunks
In a B-Dub style
Oh come skunks
That we may delectate your pedomotion
'Cause you have seen some
Unbelievable things
UNUSUAL WORDS I HAVE NOTICED AND THE AUTHORS WHO EMPLOY THEM FREQUENTLY
Absquatulate / Thomas Pynchon
Prescind / Charles Taylor
Two weeks ago I said "prescind" far more often than was necessary in section. (If you prescind from your inclinations…
)
Charles Taylor the murderous Liberian dictator and friend of Pat Robertson's?
I said "prescind" far more often than was necessary
Charles Taylor the basketball player?
UNUSUAL WORDS I HAVE NOTICED AND THE AUTHORS WHO EMPLOY THEM FREQUENTLY
Proleptic / Anthony Burgess.
Huh, there was a guy in grad school who said "prescind" a lot. Perhaps I'll google him and see where that got him.
The action, not the word.
Prescindent!
Charles Taylor the movie criti?
Come back, skunks, that we may delectate your pedomotion!
Man o man, did I ever miss an opportunity here.
Skunk sprays the world and drowns all perfume in it.
I am made odourless, my truant love. Come back,
And stain me with the intensity of skunk.
We want the skunk.
Gotta have that skunk.
All we like skunk have gone aspray.
Charles Taylor the philosopher.
208 was unnecessary, since we here have retained the Weiner-nimbus which allows us to distinguish use and mention.
"Proleptic" isn't an unusual word; why, one even encounters it in the titles to blog posts.
Ha, he opened a venture capital firm. Not surprising, actually. Keep saying "prescind," if that sounds good to you.
Ramped and roared the skunks, with horrid laughing jaws;
They bit, they glared, gave blows like beams, a wind went from their arse
"Proleptic" isn't an unusual word; why, one even encounters it in the titles to blog posts.
Well, people pick "prescind" as their Amazon user name, so how rare can it be?
But that's in China, where one-in-a-million means one thousand.
His nose is dimméd so with skunk
He can't detect a noxious funk
Every instant grow; [...]
This man is dimmé so with skunk
He wanders god-like or like drunk
Inside and out, aboves, belows,
Without relief seeking a nose.
he let us know without offense / by his glands' olfactory / upheaval, that he despised the fashion / of spraying us...
And, of course, "dimmé " s/b "dimméd ".
183:
Someone guessing about my objections?
I just expended however much time downloading things (Flash something) in order to spend however much time in stop-motion watching bits of unbearably hot Amanda, then Amanda + Anna roommate.
I dunno. I'm learning somethings from the men's responses here. A & A are young. Amanda doesn't do anything for me except in her vibrancy, if you want to call it that. Anna is more classically pretty.
Can't tell a damn thing otherwise from those short things.
Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a skunk?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, that best show off my junk.
Someone guessing about my objections?
I interpolated your wow.
I interpolated your wow.
You should go to the free clinic and get checked out, just to be sure.
Guys, you need to go to the other thread and advise eb on his rabies situation.
He should try not to contract it.
I am in awe of 229. The people in the video seem far too happy to be trusted. I would hate to work there.
Or if he has contracted it, he should breach.
214:
Skunk sprays the world and drowns all perfume in it.
I am made odourless, my truant love. Come back,
And stain me with the intensity of skunk.
Ben, I need to use this.
There's nothing wrong with "vitiate."
What do you need to use it for? You have my blessing, in any case.
skunk coming
Given the source, I'm surprised there wasn't a link to a video.
Wikipedia says it's possible to catch rabies from bats even without being bitten.
reactions to the thread as a whole:
a)(203)Pynchon,in GR, uses "preterite" in a very idiosyncratic sense.
I hope someday it gains broader currency.
b)(12 et al)'Gettably cute': This was my initial reaction. However, it should be noted that if a woman displays this quality, she will attract a disproportionate level of attention. Thus, the calculating suitor will approach either 1)the lady just below the gettably cute cutoff, or 2)chat up the lady just above the gettably cute line, in either case, pursuing a woman from whom the GC type of girl has been stealing suitors.
In the case cited, yes, this girl is quite cute, but I myself would not be seen with anyone who is going around introducing sappy web videos. I should hope to imagine the feeling would be mutual.
I should hope to imagine
Fuck, my pretentiousness meter went off late. Sorry about that.
Unnaturally yoked baby animals!
The mongrel bitch called Huani
Go, British English.
Ok, maybe the USPCA got to them or something, but the company that makes this used to make something called the whirl-a-squirrel, which rocked ass. The battery unit was unreliable, but the basic idea was that if the pressure placed on the rim was greater than that of a bird, it would start to rotate at increasing speeds. The birds would freak out immediately, but the squirrels would hang on until they couldn't, at which point they get launched good and far. The squirrels end up ok, but rattled, which they are anyway.
This thread has just gone terribly, terribly wrong...
Yes, well, I still say they can't be trusted.
161: Awesome. I remember feeling similarly proud of my six-pound half-grown cat when she hissed at a swan, that hissed back at her, and she hunkered down and hissed at the bastard again.
Other than Apo's goose story, this thread is boring because (1) the women were obviously out DOING THINGS on the weekend (except for AWB); (2) the men are unbearably pathetic, having nothing to do but discuss the cuteness and personality of a perfectly attractive young woman in a youtube video.
I've therefore revised my opinion of the hot or not threads. They're not oppressive; they're pitiful.
Excuse me? I at least wrote a skunk-centric parody of a Robert Graves poem. I don't call that discussing the cuteness and personality of some young woman.
I was skimming by that point, having grown impatient with the lameness of the thread as a whole.
In essence, all skunkcentric parodies of Robert Graves are nothing other than obsessive comments on the cuteness of juvenile women. Lewis Caroll would have written them, if Robert Graves poetry had been extant during his time, and known to him.
And of course, no one has noted that to AWB, the only one here in a position to know what is bearable and not bearable, the chick in the video was just barely bearable.
Those were some lame geese you people were talking about.
254: Sweet. The hot or not posts have reached the level of the swimming posts.
What are you doing up at this hour, Apo?
Maybe she looks like Cat Power? And maybe I confuse extroverted with evil. Could be!