I wonder how many people he's raped who didn't love every minute of it.
Couldn't prove much from those photos. I'm not a penisologist but it looked pretty generic to me.
Wow. Deeply disturbing on so many levels. Just ugh. I hope this is some sort of spoof or something. Just horrifying.
It's a great unfogged nexus: we've got abuse of state authority and a case study about how people can be really f'ed up while thinking that they're fine.
"f'ed up"? Whence this newfound reticence?
How is it possible that this thread isn't already in the triple digits?
If we work at it, we might make double digits. Mainly, I think it's that the topic is really depressing.
Maybe Ogged is right. Her blog is a little freaky, but not in a good way.
and it appears to be down right now. I wonder if she'll face repercussions for this-- like, Mr Man's friends on the force suddenly become hypervigilant.
It's been cached by Google -- scroll down to May 7.
I see a future (or current undetected) throat cancer-HPV sufferer. Imagine how surprised she will be! Life is too short to be as miserable as this young lady's life seems it will be.
If I'd left that first comment, Ogged would have banned me again.
If I'd left that first comment, Ogged would have banned me again.
Slowly, you're starting to understand this place.
I've been saying you're sexist since day one, my friend.
Don't you have a job to go to tomorrow?
"If I'd left that first comment, Ogged would have banned me again."
Would you have enjoyed every minute of it?
No, and that's just one of the many reasons I'm not a porn star.
If you think I'm going to go to bed just so you and Tweety can get busy here, you've got another cogitation coming.
Shit, I've made the cogitation joke before.
Damn I didn't think you could see my cop moustache over the internet.
What are you now, w-lfs-n?
Here's something for you to do: absolve me or berate me. I owe someone an extended version of a talk I'm to deliver Wednesday, and I've got part of it written down but it's not done yet because yesterday I had to drive to Long Beach and back to pick up Mr. B. after he helped my uncle the dittohead move the last of Grandpa's worldly possessions down from Shafter, and today I had to take PK to the Strawberry Festival that he's been looking forward to pretty much ever since we moved here and I sold him on the move by telling him that this is the strawberry capitol of the world (which actually it is). And because last week I should have worked harder.
Do I work into the wee hours to get some kind of precirculatory written matter done, or do I just PROMISE to buckle down and do it tomorrow even though it means ignoring my dad, who is here to babysit while I go deliver the talk later this week?
Dude ogged, if you're going to try not to repeat yourself at this point I think you'll need to start speaking in successive prime numbers.
23: Depends how well you get along with your dad.
Maybe if you hadn't just written a blog entry for another blog, B, you'd have more time to honor your commitments.
If we can't ignore our parents, who can we ignore?
Also, b, I hadn't realized you lived in Ponchatoula, Louisiana. You know any of SEK's people?
Gimme a break. Blog entries, as you know, take two minutes to write.
The real problem is that I commented on this fucking site too much last week. So it's all your fault.
The real problem is that I commented on this fucking site too much last week. So it's all your fault.
This also explains why our average humor's been down lately.
Fuck Louisiana. You can't grow strawberries in a disaster zone.
Blog entries, as you know, take two minutes to write.
??? Apparently we have different blogging styles. I respect my peeps.
29: No, Ben dear, that's entirely due to your not having been around. Unfogged's nothing without Latin puns and pedantic correction of comma splices.
It's true; I haven't really been correcting grammar for the past, say, two years, not nearly as much as I used to, anyway.
31: You took *more* than two minutes to write any of your last four entries? And you're admitting it?
"Blog entries, as you know, take two minutes to write."
Ooh this burns me up. For you, maybe. For me it takes weeks of posting stupid YouTube videos and commenting on other blogs before I can belch out a new post.
The Editors has to drag a Volkswagen up a 30 degree slope with his teeth every time he wants to post, the poor guy.
English isn't his first language, b.
Writing my blog entries tends to take either 20 seconds or 20 minutes. Luckily I only post once a week or so these days.
36: Ah, good point. I'm sorry, Ogged, for mocking your painstaking composition of the English language. We all know you do your very best.
And you're admitting it?
Indeed. The selling out post probably took half an hour, not including reading the other posts. The basketball post took probably ten or fifteen minutes to write, and more than that reading the stuff and deciding what I wanted to link to. Respect your peeps, B.
Okay, I'll allow that the selling out post took more than two minutes, but half an hour? Damn. The rest of it, sad.
Plus, they're not my peeps, they're Adam's.
FUCK WHY AM I COMMENTING HERE. You can tell I'm gearing up to write b/c I'm all manic and shit.
Googling reveals that I will be in bphd's part of the world next weekend, so if somebody pulls up beside me and starts mocking me for my blogging, I'll know just who to blame.
On "loving every minute of it": anyone remember this? Best thing Metallica ever did.
33: not nearly as much as I used to,
Dear God in Heaven.
I thought the consensus was "The Call of Ktulu"?
But I'd be interested in hearing the "Loverman" cover.
This is actually much less intense than Cave's original.
43: Email me.
Going away again now.
And I'm off to bed. Plight of the working man.
You have to love a country where you still get holidays in the name of a monarch who basically doesn't rule you anymore.
Best thing Metallica ever did.
Mind meld. I was watching that earlier tonight thinking that Metallica should just do nothing of covers of other people's songs.
I can't decide whether the porn actress's site reflects the genuine mentality of a porn actress -- I'm a slut! I *love* anal! -- or imitates it in order to attract potential purchasers.
I mean, I would expect the kind of person who has lots of kinky sex on-camera for money to have the attitudes she does, but at the same time, they seem so ... well ... porn-actressy.
Mainly, tho, I'm just trying to figure out how her blog got past my workplace filter.
Also, I love how the news story omits her ostensible last name, "Cummings."
Presumably it's not real, but even the Jackson, MS phone book lists 20-odd Cummings ... Cummingses ... whatever. Plus a passel of "Cummins" (whatever).
Is the news story insulting those people by implying their name isn't fit to appear in print?