Re: Money!

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"Access forbidden!"


Posted by: arthegall | Link to this comment | 06- 4-07 11:33 PM
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Permissions: fixed!


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 4-07 11:34 PM
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1: see, that's the whole gimmick. w-lfs-n's addressing the fundamental nature of meta-commentary. What does it mean, really, to disseminate a copy of a cover. Do all of our heads not already have holes?


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 4-07 11:35 PM
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Oh, never mind.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 4-07 11:35 PM
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I was just trying to trick you into thinking I was being clever.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 4-07 11:37 PM
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Genius!


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 4-07 11:37 PM
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It is pretty good.


Posted by: arthegall | Link to this comment | 06- 4-07 11:39 PM
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Increasingly Becks-style, I am eager to hijack this thread, yet everyone has gone to bed.

Bored, I rhyme.

Alas!


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 12:39 AM
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Hi everybody!


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 12:51 AM
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(And by "everybody" I mean ST, obviously.)


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 12:51 AM
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(Assuming he's still here, of course.)


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 12:51 AM
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Hi teo!


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 12:57 AM
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Do you like ham? Gosh, I do.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 12:57 AM
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I don't, actually. Jewish, you know.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 12:58 AM
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Oh!

Do you like shrimp pizza?

Oh.

Oh, damn.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 12:58 AM
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Aha! I have an idea. Teo, I will get you laid. Let's run this.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 12:59 AM
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Step one.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:00 AM
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I don't really keep kosher; I just never developed a taste for ham. I like bacon, though. In fact, for lunch today I had a delicious bacon hamburger. If you're ever in Ozona, Texas, I highly recommend the Cafe Next Door.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:01 AM
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17: You know, I've never seen that movie. I hear it takes place in Santa Fe.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:01 AM
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Step two. Get your actual size! None of this baggy-ass nonsense. Ask AWB.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:01 AM
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Oh man I love bacon so much.

I have a bacon air freshener in my car. I made a time machine called the "Baconator."

One year, for Halloween, I dressed as the Chinese god of pork products, a costume which included many, many pieces of bacon.

Bacon is life.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:03 AM
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Step three.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:04 AM
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19: the funny thing about that movie is that the seduction strategy in it, unlike (say) the double-your-dating douchebags, is completely effective.

Of course, the art of picking up women can be summed up in one three-word sentence. I will reveal this to you if you keep talking to me.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:06 AM
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20: My recent t-shirt purchases have indeed been medium rather than large or (shudder) extra large. In my defense, my mom bought the XL one.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:06 AM
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Your mom thinks you're fat.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:06 AM
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22: I used to have a beard. I got sick of it after a while.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:07 AM
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Of course, the art of picking up women can be summed up in one three-word sentence. I will reveal this to you if you keep talking to me.

I will keep talking to you all night if you want. I'm on Unfogged time now.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:07 AM
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25: That must be it.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:07 AM
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"I'm on Unfogged time now."

Mountain?

Now I feel like it's going to be an anticlimax when I actually reveal the big secret.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:08 AM
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Mountain?

Yes.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:09 AM
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26: I feel that. I hate beards. College girls love 'em, though. I know this sounds reductive but it is, from recent experience, literally true.

Possibly not those kinds of beards, though.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:09 AM
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OK.

The secret in three words: "have self-confidence."

DAMMIT!

Sifu!

That's no answer at all!


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:10 AM
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I don't actually care that much about the secret, but everyone else seems to have gone to bed so I might as well talk to you.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:10 AM
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33 was composed before 32 posted, but it's still true.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:11 AM
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"I don't actually care that much about the secret"

It isn't that much of a secret.

Also, I'm not sure I can really be that much of a mentor to you on, like, anything, since (a) I am in my thirties, (b) in college, and (c) single.

So, technically, it might be for the best to ignore any advice I give you.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:13 AM
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hate beards. College girls love 'em, though.

Stuff and nonsense.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:13 AM
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36: I'd like to think so, but not so far. Really, if you can convince me to shave this stupid fucking thing off my face I will. I hate it.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:14 AM
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Hi, b!


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:14 AM
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Hi, teo.
Sifu, if you hate the beard, shave the goddamn thing. Talk about lacking confidence.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:16 AM
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If Trent Reznor is not pwned by this than either Trent Reznor is a silly name or being pwned is a silly operation.


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:20 AM
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Also, yay, B! I was in your neighborhood t'other weekend, but not for long. Next time!

Also, non-imaginary friends are here, so screw you guys.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:20 AM
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Hey, teo. How are your parents?


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:20 AM
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41: Boo Tweety. Anyway, I'm off to bed.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:21 AM
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42: They're quite well. My dad's on a new treatment regimen that's a different ratio of some drugs he was on before, and it seems to be working very well; he has much more energy than the last time I saw him and seems to be in pretty good spirits.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:23 AM
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That's great. My best to you both.

Off to bed myself.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:34 AM
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Oh, so now everyone goes to bed.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:34 AM
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46 looks slightly less obnoxious with the knowledge that it was written before I saw 45. Still, y'all are lame.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:36 AM
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Hi!


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:36 AM
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I thought you went off to play with your non-imaginary friends.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:38 AM
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39: did I say I was actually living out my advice? Plus, my double-chin is a disaster. And I need to get laid, thanks.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:44 AM
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49: I missed you guys. But they're outside now, so brb.

BRB?!? So banned.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 1:45 AM
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TEO!

TEO!

I miss you, man.

I got negged from this game of foosball, and now I'm back.

My god, I'm a manipulative bastard.

TEO! Don't trust me.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 2:52 AM
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Teofilo: All dating advice at Unfogged is malivcious and intended to make your life a living hell. Only my anti-dating advice is well-intended and altruistic.

Everyone else: Teofilo is really a 43-year-old government-certified perv whose intentions are more than suspect.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 5:26 AM
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Devo's cover: interesting, but not as good as the original. There, I said it.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 6:21 AM
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I've had and shaved off my beard countless times since I was a freshman in college. I've not noticed it making any difference in my success rate. Maybe you should grow one of these beards, teo. But you'd need to make that face all the time, too.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 7:15 AM
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And get you a leathery, cadaverous wingman, but then that goes without saying.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 7:20 AM
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I have Devo's cover of "Head Like a Hole" on my hard drive too, and I suspect I got it from the same place w-lfs-n did.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 8:12 AM
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55: That's great. There's a Zoolander in every slide.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 8:24 AM
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There's a Zoolander in every slide

These four are the winners. Though I have to give an honorable mention to this one.

Can you imagine what the collective bill for self-tanning products must be in that place?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 8:38 AM
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The girls are both trying to turn their lips inside out. Some day they'll be able to afford Restylane. Also, those honorable mention guys have all had their eyebrows done. Wax, I bet. No man is man enough to do his eyebrows with tweezers.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:00 AM
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Those eyebrows freak me out. There's something just so wrong about it.

[I do mine with tweezers, when I can be bothered]


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:02 AM
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No true scotsman would wax.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:05 AM
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Mark Mothersbaugh tried to pick up my wife at some great big punk gathering once. "Love or money, H.," said the big punk host. "Love or money." She stuck with me, until she didn't.


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:07 AM
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I do mine with tweezers

Me too.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:09 AM
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Apostropher and Ttam: teh manliest.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:48 AM
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I suspect I got it from the same place w-lfs-n did.

Audiogalaxy?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 11:01 AM
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55: Nobody should grow that beard. All it can say is `I didn't quite have the guts to get "tool" tattooed on my forehead'


Posted by: soubzriquet | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 11:10 AM
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Audiogalaxy?

Nope. Seems my suspicion was wrong.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 11:30 AM
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