Re: Finish this apothegm

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I can't believe you posted on top of the genius harrassment video. Don't you people have any feel for pacing?!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:32 PM
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"(The other possibility is that the hands are in differing parts of the bird, but we really ought to pass over that in silence.)"

Nonsense.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:33 PM
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Anyway, the answer is "twelve to fifteen."


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:33 PM
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That is to say, nonsense.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:33 PM
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Sorry, ogged. I should've checked.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:33 PM
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4: that maneuver involves the numerically same hand.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:34 PM
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Aw, shucks, Ben; it's ok.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:37 PM
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6: It vindicates the hermeneutics of multi-orifice digital manipulation.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:37 PM
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. . . a fish and a bicycle.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:40 PM
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Ah, got it.

A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:45 PM
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A hand in the bush is worth two on the chicken.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:45 PM
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Whoah.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:46 PM
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10 has unlocked the riddle.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 9:52 PM
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$200 up to the wrist, $750 up to the elbow.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:08 PM
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A hand in the bush is worth two on the cock?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:15 PM
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Don't let's be gay.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:17 PM
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I was thinking, your own hands.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:20 PM
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A hand in the bush is worth a thank you in the morning.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:20 PM
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A hand in the bush is worth dinner.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:21 PM
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s/b breakfast.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:21 PM
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17: ben's hands: objectively gay.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:22 PM
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Masturbation is super gay, B.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:22 PM
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A hand in the bush should be breakfast?


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:22 PM
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A cock in the bush is worth two in the hand. Or is that two obvious?


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:23 PM
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A hand in the bush is worth two orgasms, minimum.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:23 PM
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...half a hand in the hand. Obviously.


Posted by: Gene | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:23 PM
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23: exactly, yes. It's only fair.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:25 PM
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24, no, I'd say it's five obvious.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:26 PM
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But the original maxim says two, see.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:28 PM
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B I wouldn't have imagined you read Maxim.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:28 PM
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The original Maxim was published from 1732 to 1735 as a venue for wits and wags to publish epigrams modelled on those of such Latin poets as Martial, hence falls within B's purview.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:31 PM
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One needs to know the enemy.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:33 PM
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Jessica Alba is your enemy?!?

Sheesh, seems kind of harsh.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:34 PM
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That bitch stole Justin Timberlake.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:42 PM
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Newer Justin Timberlakes have detachable faceplates for just that reason.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06- 5-07 10:47 PM
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25: Dang, you're easy.


Posted by: Hamilton Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 12:39 AM
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Everyone already knows that.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 12:47 AM
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... two on the tits?
(Keeping some sort of bird/crudity theme going.)


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 3:32 AM
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... worth celebrating.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 3:42 AM
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A hand in the bush is a forest for the trees.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 6:52 AM
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A hand in the bush is worth agonizing over for seven hundred pages, and then she just throws herself under a damn train


Posted by: dave zacuto | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 7:28 AM
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Doesn't that happen about halfway through though?


Posted by: pdf23ds | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 7:45 AM
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A hand in the bush is worth a bird in the 2.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 8:05 AM
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hmm...
can't say why i find this post more tasteless than many of the other prurient sniggering naughty-naughty posts, but i do.


Posted by: kid bitzer | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 8:11 AM
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42:

It's past the halfway mark, but its agony casts a shadow o'er the subsequent events. Tolstoy is not done agonizing over it until the ultimate scene in which his doppelganger pontificates about the nature of fate while raping five peasant women.


Posted by: dave zacuto | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 9:20 AM
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A hand in the Bush administration is worth a very comfy corporate lobbying gig.

Did Levin really molest someone in AK, or was that all a non sequitur?


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 9:25 AM
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Thank you for your input, bitzer.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 11:03 AM
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... only legal on film if all 5 digits do not disappear inside the plane of the lips or
sphincter ring.


Posted by: Anarch | Link to this comment | 06- 6-07 1:02 PM
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