Re: More lol

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We're linking approvingly to Fark now? That's worse than LB's "you don't have to read the archives".

Labs is banned.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 5:25 PM
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Dude, don't claim you didn't laugh at Kennedy getting shot.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 5:25 PM
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"Invisible exit strateegery" is pretty awesome, too.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 5:33 PM
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Taft and Gore are funny. Otherwise I stand confirmed in my belief that the lolcats phenomenon was only funny enough for six or seven repeats.


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 5:49 PM
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I sorta like the dropping Hamiltons one.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 5:50 PM
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This is great. It's not so much lolcats as just a grab-bag of caption catchphrases.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 5:58 PM
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All you effete bourgeois tools can sniff at Fark, but that's just why you keep losing elections.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:05 PM
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Fark is teh sexist, d00d.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:08 PM
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IM ALL UP IN UR LOLCATS PERPETUATIN YR SEXIZM


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:09 PM
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8: So is Hollywood, but I still watch movies.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:11 PM
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This is sexist, as well as being horrifying and about seventy kinds of NSFW, but I still find myself unable to stop browsing that site.

Not sure if that's relevant.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:17 PM
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Sexist.

Not to mention racist -- what is it with the chocklit joke?


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:17 PM
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11: I need to trust that you mean what you say when you say NSFW.


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:19 PM
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13: my gosh, yes.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:20 PM
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I've never seen reptotica before.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:20 PM
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Me either. If somebody hadn't misspelled "Herpes" in another thread I might have yet avoided it.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:22 PM
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11 is just, well, goodness, human desires are diverse.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:23 PM
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Wow, how close we came to missing greatness. Ships passing in the night.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:24 PM
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The drawings are far from the worst part. (really, nobody click on that. Maybe Apo. Nobody else. It's just... yeah, sorry. NSFW, obviously)


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:29 PM
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11 is just, well, goodness, human desires are diverse.

Indeed. And I can't decide whether this is sexist or not.

Neither link, of course, is safe for work.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:31 PM
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That's not so bad. What is it?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:31 PM
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It's the miracle of life, B.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:33 PM
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It kind of looks like viscera. Is it a penis of some sort?


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:33 PM
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Surprise! Iguanasecks!


Posted by: Anarch | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:34 PM
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An iguana penis, yes. If you really don't find that creepy, just take a minute to imagine people masturbating to it.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:34 PM
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Good god. Is there a way to clear your browser history, but for your mind?


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:35 PM
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That would be strange, but why would you think people at that site would? The majority of the site doesn't seem prurient.


Posted by: Anarch | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:37 PM
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Seriously?


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:37 PM
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I'd rather have people jacking off to an iguana than to a lot of porn, actually.

Second link in 20: not sexist.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:39 PM
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I mean, seriously?


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:39 PM
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The herpy site links I've clicked through are funny, actually.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:40 PM
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If you look at the main gallery index, it's pretty clear that all of the categories involve images of snakes mating. Now, I wouldn't like to speculate on whether the fans of this site were simply scholars of or turned on by snake sexuality---but they are interested...


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:43 PM
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I'm assuming the name is derivative of "Furries," which implies... well, it implies something. Something I find pretty creepy. But 60% of high school girls jerked off the family dinosaur, so I guess I'm just a prude.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:46 PM
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gaaaaahhh whhyyyyyyy?


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:47 PM
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JM, frankly, aspects of it seem less than scholarly.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:47 PM
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Yeah, never mind. I apparently managed to click on the non-snake-fucking links. Just my luck, I guess.


Posted by: Anarch | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:47 PM
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Wait: does this mean we've discovered a new level of the Geek Hierarchy?


Posted by: Anarch | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:48 PM
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I don't know why, but the snake fuckers really just don't bother me nearly as much as the furries.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:51 PM
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Or rather, they don't bother me at all. They're just funny.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:52 PM
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B is such a Herpy.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:52 PM
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Although this is frankly hilarious.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:53 PM
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See? Toldja.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:54 PM
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41.---I'm sure there's a scholar out there somewhere who could do something with that.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:03 PM
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http://www.lolpresident.com/


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:04 PM
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43: I could see a close reading of this.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:06 PM
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what about the 60% of jr high girls who do something with the dog? is taht this site thats a joek at.


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:09 PM
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43.---Oh, man. I haven't looked at much slash before, and I just don't know how people don't die of embarrassment.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:12 PM
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Godzilla's mouth twitched. "Nobody will give you any shit about it in a place like this. You're in a fetish club. I get so many people off because I'm a real lizard. These feet -" he pointed at them, "-have been cummed on, licked, sucked and humped more times than I can count. Once, I had eight guys shoving their dicks between all of my toes and we did a foot bukkake. I like it. That's why I come here."

I'm sure I don't know what you mean, JM.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:14 PM
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And then readers actually make comments! In public!


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:16 PM
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Including one who gets pedantic about the number of toe-crevices Godzilla actually has available for foot bukkake. So awesome.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:18 PM
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I didn't get to that point in the text, though. Too embarassed. I did, however, skip down to the comments to discover that somebody actually quibbled with the best way to have Godzilla bukkake-orgies. My god, people are strange.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:18 PM
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pwnt.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:18 PM
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Great minds find the same things utterly mystifying.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:20 PM
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I've linked to that Roy Orbison/clingfilm/terrapin fetish site before, right?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:42 PM
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That site rules.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:43 PM
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Although I have no idea if you linked it here.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:43 PM
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There's really no need - identifying it kind of sums it up. (Well, except for the fact that one of the stories was set in orbit.) When someone showed me that, I gave up on looking for weird things online. There just wasn't going to be anything to beat it.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:47 PM
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Also, the british PM with the "u dONt know who I WUZ", i totally knew who he wuz. I rule.


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:47 PM
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I's seriously gots no time to read through this or the LOL philosophers thread to see if I am pwnd, utterly pwnd, but I just stumbled across this relatively relevant link, and I thought it would at least make w-lfs-n happy (of course he's probably already seen it, punk).


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 06- 8-07 12:11 AM
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pwned, yes.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 8-07 12:13 AM
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60: Like I said, Sifu, I's gots no time. If you're going to assert pwnage, you must provide a link. Punk.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 06- 8-07 12:16 AM
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A good one.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 8-07 12:51 AM
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