The oldest Hanson has a kid now.

1: Gawd, that's depressing.

From the link:

"Some of the greatest songs of our time have been written about people just like you; songs like "Jessie's Girl" (Rick Springfield), "Beth" (KISS), "Roxanne" (Police) and "My Sharona" (The Knack)."

Open letter to stalker groupies: you too can be immortalized in song!

Read all about it.

"people just like you" construed broadly.

Is this not the theme song already?

Uh, wow.

However, there was also this.

And this, if this is in fact different from that. I haven't clicked through; bugmenot isn't working.

It is different! We have so many choices!

6 is awesome.

You know, I have always thought thought making one's mouth up to resemble an anus would be sexiest thing in the world, and it turns out I was RIGHT.

I thought that video would be old news around here. It has 3.4 million views!

I especially liked the giant French flag in the video in 6, although I'm not quite sure what it was doing there.

Those were all Labs.

10 is awesome too. Those Dutch really know how to party.

So Labs, have you created a Hanson page? Give us the link so we can go vote for it or whatever it is you do in this kind of contest.

8 and 9 link to the same YouTube page, not a video but an error message.

18: LIAR!

Methinks it was not an error, but a warning.

I can't believe how old Hanson are now. And I can't believe this is the first time Samwell has been linked here. I'm just a font of disbelief.

20 -- Aha!

21: Sure, sure, reason all you want but you still have to roll that saving throw.

Labs and Cala, at least, will get my lame D&D jokes.

23: Jesus saves ... and takes half damage!

And Ogged, I'll have you know that I've had "Use My Arsehole as a C**t" going through my head all day.

Thanks a lot.