Ben is so gay, Warren Goldfarb's article "I want you to bring me a slab" was originally subtitled "remarks on the opening of Ben w-lfs-n."
Ben is so gay, he absorbs incredulous stares and makes them the latest ironic fashion accessory.
Ben is so gay Rutgers had a conference on Russell's treatment of the expression "Ben's female sex partner."
Ben is so gay, there are Unfogged posts and comment threads devoted entirely to discussing how incredibly gay he is.
Ben is so gay, he believes homonormativity should be hegemonic.
Ben is so gay that even Nick Sturgeon can't be a realist about Ben's heterosexuality.
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, Peter Singer is hoarding his cash to take Ben to a fancy restaurant.
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, he argues that any satisfactory theory of truth must accord with Tarski's Convention Buttsex.
Ben is so gay, Teresa de Lauretis recently called for literary and cultural reinterpretation according to "w-lfs-n Theory".
Dammit, standpipe, I was going to say he violated the G-Schema.
"When preceded by its own quotation, asserts the gayness of Ben w-lfs-n" when preceded by its own quotation, asserts the gayness of Ben w-lfs-n.
Ben is so gay, the only note he wrote in the margin of "The Significance of the Phallus" is "And how!"
Dammit, standpipe
Sorry!
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, he is necessarily gay.
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, they let him join the LGBT club, but only if he agreed to not be so "in your face" about it.
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, he posts on Unfogged.
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, when Leo Bersani asks, "Is the Rectum a Grave?" he says, "How high?"
Ben is so gay that Joe D shows up on his thread.
"Ben is so gay, he's almost straight."
"Ben is so gay, he's gone past straight and back to gay again."
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, he's miserable.
Ben is so gay, Plato deliberately left him out of the Symposium, because that would have made it just too gay.
Ben is so gay, he's not even around reading this thread because he's too busy being gay somewhere.
Ben is so gay that discussing his sexual orientation requires no experiential knowledge, yet always involves the word "posteriori".
Ben is so gay that even the jocks named their heat rub after him.
Ben is so gay, he can't bring himself to read Derrida for fear that he'll encounter the phrase 'double invagination.'
Ben is so gay, eliminative materialism doesn't merely address his intuition pump.
Ben is so gay that he experiences pleasure when his g-fibers fire.
Ben is so gay he makes Apo feel possessive and territorial.
32: "Mad Orgasms and Martian Orgasms"
his copy of the Phaedrus cannot be sold back to the book store.
Ben is so gay he corrects Montague's grammar, iykwimaityd.
Due to his ample notations in a most delicate script.
I thought Ben was always already gay?
Ben is so gay that we're not going to use ben in the pejorative. Come on, guys.
Ben is so gay he prefers modus tollens to modus ponens.
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, he is that than which no gayer can be conceived.
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, Heraclitus did him twice.
Or: Ben is so gay, Heraclitus thought he was flaming.
A student went to Master Kong, and asked "How gay is Ben w-lfs-n?"
The master replied: Go to the Daoist temple, and look at the headdress the priest wears. Then you will know a thousandth of Ben's gayness.
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, Catullus thought writing about him might be inappropriate.
Ben is so gay, he exists outside normal Space-Time; he exists in......Gay-Time.
Ben is so gay, he exists outside normal Space-Time; he exists in......Gay-Time.
Ben is so gay, his "ex gay" therapy starts with Torch Song Trilogy as "a step in the right direction."
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, they made him march in the Arrogant Parade.
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, even Fontana Labs was overheard saying recently, "Christ, what an asshole".
Ben is so gay, he's actually quite happy. Light-hearted, even.
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, he's been known to play catcher for Mandingo.
We're veering away from the grad school theme a bit.
Shouldn't 44 specify that Heraclitus did him twice in the same way? Omitting that is gay.
Or if we want to get Russellian,
∃x(Bx & ∀y(By -> y = x) & Gx)
55: What grad school student hasn't played catcher for Mandingo?
Anyway, Ben is clearly so gay that Judith Butler thinks his sexuality is pre-performative.
BW is so gay, his master's thesis was a defense of his idea that the Platonic Form of Sex is Gay Sex.*
*Which he successfully defended by employing a feared triple-tag-team: the Quinean "Don't Knock it Till You've Tried It"; the Popperian "Try It You Might Like It"; and, the hammerblow, the Foulcoutean "Come Here And I'll Show You".
Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, he is filled with buoyant Gaymotrons, which scientists have identified as the gay particle.
Yes, joke borrowed from Fafblog. I miss that site.
#20. Wrongshore, you bitch, I was going to make the Leo Bersani joke ("Ben w-lfs-n is so gay, he told Leo Bersani he was quitting school to become a gravedigger.")
Ben is so gay that he contributes to online and paper publications which promote acceptance and equality between the LGBT community and the greater American society. Furthermore, he is so gay that his articles have positively impacted individuals holding legislative office, by tactfully pointing out their blindspots and allowing them to extend their innate compassion to members of the LGBT community. He is truly a gem of a guy.
ben's so gay he's blunted all of Ockham's razors.
Ben is so gay that all of his endings are passive plural.
ben is so gay that when he see Socrates, he perdures through limp-at-time-t1 to stiff-at-time-t2.
Having read this entire thread (I know...neurons I'll probably never get back), I think that 5 wins. However, it's possible that 13 was too complex and witty for me to understand.
Ben is so gay, he believes that the way out is the same as the way in.
A palaeontologist writes:
... that Elaine Morgan cites him frequently in her 1997 book "The Fabulous Ape Hypothesis and the Origin of Humanity".
... that his pioneering work on the interpretation of Archaeopteryx lithographica concluded that early theropods developed feathers in order to stage the first Mardi Gras parade.
... that he despises bonobos as being "heteronormative".
... that the ancestral w-lfs-n diapsids of the Triassic period are believed to have displaced the hyomandibular bone from the jaw towards the middle ear, not in response to a shift in jaw articulation, but in order to suppress their gag reflexes.
Ben is so gay that we're not going to use ben in the pejorative.
But it's okay if we use "bhin", right?