What am I, a bucket of warm piss?
FDR's first effort wins the thread for me.
I'm way cooler than any of those hosers. Me and Mick are like this.
Some folk built like this, some folk built like that
But the way I'm built, you shouldn't call me fat
Because I'm built for comfort, I ain't built for speed
But I got everything all the good girls need.
Fifty-four forty, dammit!
(IASALB.)
DE-REGULATE
MWM seeks younger MWF for LTR with torrid love letters. Please be discreet. Internationalism and people who are uptight about grammar bother me. Let's return to normalcy!
Bookish widower seeks nurturing woman for an open relationship free of conquest and aggrandizement. Sheep-herding skills a plus.
"Huggable bear" and "Phillipine beaches" each made me laugh out loud. Christ, those are funny.
About me: I'm independent, successful, self-educated and optimistic. My career is very important to me, but I like to help other people too. Light drinker (unfortunately.)
Likes: Chicken, cars, garages, tho not necessarily in that order.
Dislikes: Inefficiency.
About you: Please be DD-free, light drinker okay on foreign soil. No Mexicans.
In Latin America, I am known as The BJ.
IYKWIM, AITYD.
Lanky New Englander with big family, seeking fashion-forward lady to share romantic trip to Dallas.
Me: Inarticulate and, uh, inarticulate.
You: A beautiful mind. Marie Antoinette sensibilities.
Together we can create something unique that will change history.
LET ME BUILD A HIGHWAY TO YOUR HEART
Why you should get to know me: I'm tough yet tender, well-traveled but treasure my small-town values, intellectual and athletic, handy with both a plow and a tank.
You are: God-fearing, hate commies, think men in uniform are hot.
___ is sexy; ____ is sexier.
The military is sexy; the military and industry, properly meshed, is sexier.
I don't care if you're married already, baby -- and if anyone says a word about that I'll kill them. Does that float your boat?
They say I'll go down in history as the craziest Vice President ever. Want to come West with me and see?
No bankers.
Optimistic Hollywood charmer seeks patriotic cutie who likes mornings and long walks through clearcut forests. Let's tear down the walls between us. No drug users or union members, please.
MEET ME AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, and I'll introduce you to my unitary executive, IYKWIMAITYD. Turn-ons: power. Turn-offs: human frailty, sudden noises.
YOU SHALL NOT CRUCIFY ME ON A CROSS OF GOLD, but I do enjoy leather. Serious replies only. No Darwinists please.
Multi-racial widower, Midwesterner, supporter of the ERA seeks companionship. Must tolerate facial hair.
Aging revolutionary war vet seeks attractive woman for era of good feelings. You don't like Europeans touching your hemisphere.
Aging revolutionary war vet seeks attractive woman for era of good feelings. You don't like Europeans touching your hemisphere, neither do I.
I've committed adultery in my heart many times. Now help me commit adulterery in Washington DC. N/S, N/D.
About Me: I hope you'll make dinner, because I am not a cook.
Secret Taping is sexy.
Secret Bombing is sexier.
Hey, baby. The lights are low. The music is chill. I'm imagining you and me ... drinking wine from my silver coolers and lounging on my cushioned settee. Oh, baby. Call me.
Do you guys realize that no president or vice president of the US has worn facial hair since the author of 24 left office in 1933?
(Hey look my comment numbering plan worked out!)
Independence Day update: I came up with my sign slogans (no thanks to you lot) and spent a very enjoyable couple of hours wandering around the local celebrations. Almost all positive responses -- of course, it helps that this is a fairly liberal city. Still and all, a nice way to celebrate the Fourth.
Signs:
True Patriots Respect the Constitution
Shall We Live Under a Government of Laws or of Men?
Show Us the Body of Evidence: Restore Habeas Corpus.
Commiserated with neighbors some about the Libby matter. Nice, people I like but with whom I had not really previously made a political connection. (To the extant that this can be described as such.) Didn't carry a sign though, or throw any bombs.
("extant" s/b "extent" of course; otherwise the clause would not carry any meaning.) Good signs, Witt.
Where is the love for my Speekinzy Spanish for Polk?!?!??!