Re: As Promised

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Becks is teh hero!


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:36 AM
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I admire you, Becks, I really do.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:38 AM
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Truly awesome.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:40 AM
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You're my hero, Becks.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:40 AM
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Apparently, grown-up nudity is like kryponite for 18-year-olds. Awesome.


Posted by: m. leblanc | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:40 AM
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Next time I'm in Vegas, I hope to hell I end up naked in a jacuzzi with three teenage girls.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:41 AM
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Awesome.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:41 AM
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Genius.


Posted by: arthegall | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:42 AM
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My god, you've now passed into the land of myths and legends. So great.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:43 AM
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Can't we just nominate Becks for President? Are we really going to be cowed by Constitutional requirements?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:45 AM
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You rock, Becks!


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:46 AM
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Holy shit. That just made my year. Accolades!


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:47 AM
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Link to the video?


Posted by: DaveB | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:49 AM
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So, when you returned from your soak (soak of the year!), were you treated to a slow-but-building round of applause from the rest of the spa-goers?


Posted by: arthegall | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:49 AM
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Thanks, everyone!

14 - Nobody else saw what happened. The jacuzzi room isn't visible from the rest of the spa. After about 10 minutes, I was joined by a few other women who had been waiting for the annoying teenagers to leave but I didn't take credit for chasing them off. Quiet satisfaction was enough.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:53 AM
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The personal is political. Nice work.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:59 AM
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Way to go, Becks! Take back the jacuzzi!


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:03 AM
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Gay-marry me, Becks.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:03 AM
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I heard Labs tried the same tactic once at the Y, but ended up with less satisfactory (depending on your point of view) results.

But bravo, Becks, bravo! Maybe walking out onto the porch naked will get those damn kids off my lawn!


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:03 AM
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Gay-marry me, Becks.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:07 AM
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Plural-marry all of us!


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:10 AM
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I'm having her spider-babies just thinking about it.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:12 AM
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We could have the honeymoon in Vegas.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:15 AM
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19: M/i/t/c/h, what are you talking about? The DVD of that afternoon won several prestigious awards and established me as one of the leading adult film stars of our day.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:22 AM
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Hence "depending on your point of view", Labs. Do try to keep up.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:23 AM
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(It was one of those fancy select-a-camera-angle DVDs, and many felt that the Michael's Phallus Cam wasn't very interesting.)


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:25 AM
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Beautiful. Where'd you get the cucumbers?


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:29 AM
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that's fucking amazing. you're my hero.


Posted by: catherine | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:30 AM
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and also now i know what will happen if i'm ever making too much noise in the flophouse.


Posted by: catherine | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:30 AM
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seriously, this is a little inspiring.


Posted by: katherine | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:31 AM
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M/i/t/c/h

Great, you revealed the secret of what vowel the / represents. My illusions of "Motch Mulls" are shattered.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:32 AM
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That is so truly awesome.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:34 AM
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The "/" didn't represent a vowel, but a whole string of letters. "M/tch"'s real name is Mai-tai-chi-chi-bitch.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:35 AM
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Is his surname Mai-tai-chi-chi-bills?


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:38 AM
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Becks is teh hero, it's true, but after the setup with the three girls in the jacuzzi and this line ...

The woman who gave me the tour said that the jacuzzi was clothing-optional, right?

... I was hoping for a different outcome.

Awesome story all the same. Well done !


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:38 AM
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My god Becks. You are the cleverest of clever. I bow to your genius, and your masterful employment of gay chicken. You rock.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:43 AM
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33: I hate it when ben is actually funny.

Also when I can't find relevant material from the archive.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:55 AM
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Like this, M/tch? Or this?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:57 AM
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I hate it when ben is actually funny.

Me too, Mai-tai-chi-chi-bitch.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 11:58 AM
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38: suggesting that SCMT and M/tch are mere sock puppets worn by our host?


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 12:06 PM
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(I could buy that.)


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 12:06 PM
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38: Exactly. Thanks, w-lfs-n.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 12:15 PM
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That totally rocks!


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 12:29 PM
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Brilliant.

Now everyone needs to start scanning Facebook and Myspace to find the corresponding "Ohmygawd! And then this naked old lady got in the tub!!"


Posted by: orangatan | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 1:11 PM
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27 - They have them in a little chilled bowl for the taking. One of many features for why I wanted to hang around all afternoon. So nice.

29 - you mean, now you know how I can stop you and Kriston from vlogging. Muahahaha!


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 1:19 PM
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Um, whoah. It would have never occured to me to imagine the flophouse voyeur cam until this very moment. I'm still not sure I want to.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 1:21 PM
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Becks, that might just make the vlog more popular.

Still, awesome story.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 1:22 PM
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45 -- Rats, I was hoping you had one on hand because you always carry a couple around in your fanny pack.


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 1:23 PM
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So you're assuming she was wearing a fanny pack while naked?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 1:26 PM
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"fanny pack" here would be a euphemism my good man.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 1:30 PM
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Hehe - fantastic story Becks!


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 3:44 PM
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We are here for the beautiful birth of the legend of the 21st Century Lady Godiva. Within ten years, the story will morph into a nude-jacuzzi confrontation with a redneck who has anxieties about his small penis, a Mormon tax collector, and Jenna Bush. But it's more awesome like this.


Posted by: Timothy Burke | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 5:16 PM
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Becks.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 5:52 PM
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Yay, nudist Becks!


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 07- 5-07 10:32 PM
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