Apparently, grown-up nudity is like kryponite for 18-year-olds. Awesome.
Next time I'm in Vegas, I hope to hell I end up naked in a jacuzzi with three teenage girls.
My god, you've now passed into the land of myths and legends. So great.
Can't we just nominate Becks for President? Are we really going to be cowed by Constitutional requirements?
Holy shit. That just made my year. Accolades!
So, when you returned from your soak (soak of the year!), were you treated to a slow-but-building round of applause from the rest of the spa-goers?
Thanks, everyone!
14 - Nobody else saw what happened. The jacuzzi room isn't visible from the rest of the spa. After about 10 minutes, I was joined by a few other women who had been waiting for the annoying teenagers to leave but I didn't take credit for chasing them off. Quiet satisfaction was enough.
Way to go, Becks! Take back the jacuzzi!
I heard Labs tried the same tactic once at the Y, but ended up with less satisfactory (depending on your point of view) results.
But bravo, Becks, bravo! Maybe walking out onto the porch naked will get those damn kids off my lawn!
I'm having her spider-babies just thinking about it.
We could have the honeymoon in Vegas.
19: M/i/t/c/h, what are you talking about? The DVD of that afternoon won several prestigious awards and established me as one of the leading adult film stars of our day.
Hence "depending on your point of view", Labs. Do try to keep up.
(It was one of those fancy select-a-camera-angle DVDs, and many felt that the Michael's Phallus Cam wasn't very interesting.)
Beautiful. Where'd you get the cucumbers?
that's fucking amazing. you're my hero.
and also now i know what will happen if i'm ever making too much noise in the flophouse.
seriously, this is a little inspiring.
M/i/t/c/h
Great, you revealed the secret of what vowel the / represents. My illusions of "Motch Mulls" are shattered.
That is so truly awesome.
The "/" didn't represent a vowel, but a whole string of letters. "M/tch"'s real name is Mai-tai-chi-chi-bitch.
Is his surname Mai-tai-chi-chi-bills?
Becks is teh hero, it's true, but after the setup with the three girls in the jacuzzi and this line ...
The woman who gave me the tour said that the jacuzzi was clothing-optional, right?
... I was hoping for a different outcome.
Awesome story all the same. Well done !
My god Becks. You are the cleverest of clever. I bow to your genius, and your masterful employment of gay chicken. You rock.
33: I hate it when ben is actually funny.
Also when I can't find relevant material from the archive.
I hate it when ben is actually funny.
Me too, Mai-tai-chi-chi-bitch.
38: suggesting that SCMT and M/tch are mere sock puppets worn by our host?
Brilliant.
Now everyone needs to start scanning Facebook and Myspace to find the corresponding "Ohmygawd! And then this naked old lady got in the tub!!"
27 - They have them in a little chilled bowl for the taking. One of many features for why I wanted to hang around all afternoon. So nice.
29 - you mean, now you know how I can stop you and Kriston from vlogging. Muahahaha!
Um, whoah. It would have never occured to me to imagine the flophouse voyeur cam until this very moment. I'm still not sure I want to.
Becks, that might just make the vlog more popular.
Still, awesome story.
45 -- Rats, I was hoping you had one on hand because you always carry a couple around in your fanny pack.
So you're assuming she was wearing a fanny pack while naked?
"fanny pack" here would be a euphemism my good man.
We are here for the beautiful birth of the legend of the 21st Century Lady Godiva. Within ten years, the story will morph into a nude-jacuzzi confrontation with a redneck who has anxieties about his small penis, a Mormon tax collector, and Jenna Bush. But it's more awesome like this.
