Re: No Nipples = Class

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Wow, I followed the link to gawker and this, which I'm really enjoying.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:30 PM
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They have a "beauty pageant" twice a night!


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:30 PM
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Sauce is totally disempowering. Ask alameida!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:33 PM
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The link in 1 is hilarious.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:34 PM
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Hey, My Cock is pretty funny.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:34 PM
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I reproduce here the collected works of Ogged's Cock:



Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:37 PM
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Yes, that's the gaping hole where Labs' sphincter used to be.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:40 PM
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Well, on the sauces and sharing, he's probably in a good position to make an empirical judgment on the subject.

I think his fantasy that two single girls would drop into for lunch, on their own, is a bit much. Unless they were lesbians.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:40 PM
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Sorry about stepping on this.

Truly, I look at any restaurant that grills as a hotbed of feminism.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:42 PM
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Nothing's sexier than a cock with a hair scruchie around it.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:43 PM
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A cock clamped in one of those big barettes?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:45 PM
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No, those are for the balls.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:46 PM
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For the balls.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:51 PM
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Hilarious. Best part is the typo at the end, where the article is credited to [NYT]. I had to mouseover just to be sure.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 2:54 PM
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I've gotta say, about the original article, this is what's great about the New Yorker. 300 words into a 667 word piece about how offended this guy is that someone would call his establishment "upscale hooters", the writer reveals that the light fixtures are boob-shaped. Brilliant.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 3:02 PM
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That was classic. Although I found myself wondering if it was fair -- are we talking boob-shaped, like, with nipples, or is there overinterpretation of a domed form here?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 3:04 PM
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The salt and pepper shakers are boob-shaped too. Do you think you have to milk them to get the salt out?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 3:06 PM
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I'm curious enough to want to go see the place.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 3:48 PM
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I'm curious enough to want to go see the place.

Take a female friend and share a plate, just so it happens once.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 3:55 PM
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Meetup!


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 3:56 PM
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Scrunchies remove precious "visual inches".


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 3:57 PM
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You could use a miniture scrunchy for the illusion of giganticism. And put some dollhouse furniture nearby.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 3:58 PM
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I'll just draw fake ruler marks directly on it. Thanks for the tip though.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 4:03 PM
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Thanks for the tip

As the prostitute said to the leper....


Posted by: DaveL | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 4:06 PM
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I'm gonna assume that someone who comments here, or at least reads comments here, has eaten there, and will comment in this thread before it reaches 100 comments (which, admittedly, it might never do). We have enough New Yorkers, the place seats a zillion people if I'm remembering correctly, and it's been positively reviewed in the recent past.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 5:25 PM
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Are you admitting something, w/d?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 5:32 PM
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I'm still waiting for the part where it's so hot that someone's nipples are melting.


Posted by: minneapolitan | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 5:36 PM
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Yes, that I read New York Magazine restaurant reviews regularly.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 5:42 PM
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10, millions of Cosmo readers saw that episode of Sex and the City that declared the scrunchie too uncool to wear anywhere in public. You've got to do something with 'em...


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 07-16-07 9:59 PM
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