Re: Sadly, There Were No Hits For High Heels And Makeup

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Well, let's do something about it!


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 8:54 AM
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Oh wait, you said "Ogged" not "Unfogged."

Still, I'm giving it a whack.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 8:55 AM
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I think it has potential. Just wait for it.


Posted by: Proscript | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:02 AM
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That site actually seems like a pretty smart idea. I'd bet dislikes are a better predictor of compatibility than likes. Ogged should field test it.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:05 AM
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Talking of this sort of thing ... couple of friends finally persuaded me to sign up for Facebook ... but I think I'm too old, I can't understand the point of it all. That definitely makes me an official old codger, surely?


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:13 AM
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Her disinterests include Harry Potter, clingy homeless people, and negative people.

Wait. Negative people?! Someone's on the wrong dating site.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:30 AM
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Apparently I'm more compulsively positive than I even realized - I wanted to test it out, and I couldn't even come up with anything worthwhile.

You would think the time I spend here would take care of this.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:33 AM
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No men or women admit to having a problem with Unfogged


Posted by: Penny | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:55 AM
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6 - She also claims to dislike Sequals; I can only assume Italo Svevo killed her dad.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 10:03 AM
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The Low Spark of High Heels Annoys?


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 11:51 AM
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I demand that people read this article.

About an hour after reading it in the paper (it was accompanied by a picture), I swear to god, I saw this guy in his ice cream truck near the library. Can't be sure, since the paper didn't have a picture of the truck, just the man...but I was afraid.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 4:04 PM
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From the link in 11:

In 2005, Common Pleas Judge John A. Zottola served Didiano 18 months of probation for punching a Bloomfield teenager in the face because the boy cursed at Didiano over his ice cream prices.

Whoa.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 4:24 PM
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Note that at first he responded to the kid by insulting the kid's weight. Then the kid made fun of his baldness. Then, some time later, he saw the kid sitting somewhere and punched him.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 4:27 PM
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Nazzareno Didiano, the Bad Humor Man.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 4:33 PM
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While we're demanding readership for odd news stories, here's a story from the Toledo Blade.

A Toledo mother pleaded guilty this morning to sexual battery for having sex with her adult son. Terry Walker, 54, of 3527 East Manhattan Blvd., agreed to plead guilty to the third-degree felony and there will now be a hearing to determine the level of her sexual offender registration.

When she is sentenced Aug. 23, Walker could face a maximum of five years in prison. Toledo police said she had engaged in a long-term sexual relationship with her son, Kevin Ware, 28. Mr. Ware is in jail and faces rape charges for having sexual contact with a 7-year-old girl.

That's the full text, but you'll have to click the link to see the picture.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 7:24 PM
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Apo's story reminds me of an X Files episode. Bad times.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 7:33 PM
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Apoptoser, you should use your blog to plug the ice cream man story. On the other hand, your blog has been posting an awful lot of things the last couple days, for some reason.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 8:29 PM
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17: how dare you kill Apostropher. Through cheap narrative tricks, no less? Stay alert, Apo. Ned seeks to steal your Ice Cream Man story and - almost worse - kill you in the process.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 8:32 PM
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Apparently, Ned missed me and killed Tammy Faye.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:01 PM
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Awww, sad. I liked Tammy Faye.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:07 PM
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Be careful what you say, there may be squirrels nearby.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:13 PM
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A picture of the son accompanies the following day's story.

"Mr. Ware was arrested May 3 at the apartment after Toledo police investigated a statement by a young girl who said that Mr. Ware had sex with her. The girl gave Lucas County Children Services and police investigators a detailed description of the assaults, saying that Mr. Ware had shown her explicit photographs. She also told them he had sex with his mother while she was present."

Man. That is all kinds of fucked up.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:39 PM
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That dude is pretty worn looking for 28. Banging mom must really take a toll.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 9:56 PM
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You can put an eye out, if you aren't careful.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 10:14 PM
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I believe the tradition is to gouge them out yourself.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 10:23 PM
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This is amusing how?


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 10:25 PM
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Parsimon you fun killer, everybody loves incest jokes.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 07-21-07 11:58 PM
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Yams made the top 100 "MeNeithers" on that dating site? Weird.

It seems that internet daters' dislikes are just as generic as their likes: bad breath and boring people are also among the top 100.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 07-22-07 6:57 AM
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