Re: They get letters.

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Lesbian women and gay mens is hott.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 1:34 PM
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I CAN HAS GAY MENS???


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 1:53 PM
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WANT.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 1:54 PM
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The following spam just arrived in my inbox:

Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://liftduck.cn) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 1:55 PM
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O NOES. GAINESS.


Posted by: NCProsecutor | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 2:00 PM
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Let me show you my gay pictures. My Gay Pictures. Let me show you them.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 2:05 PM
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I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog

Not in that order, I take it.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 2:05 PM
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DOGGG BRAIIINS!!!!


Posted by: ZOMBIE SPAMMER | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 2:07 PM
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7 reminds me of a bit from a Joe Frank show, not An Enterprising Man (maybe Mountain Rain?) in which a man who's sold secrets regarding a nuclear power plant announces his plan to confess to the FBI and kill himself, adding that he'd do it in that order, because, he felt, to do it in any other order would reduce its effectiveness.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 2:12 PM
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 2:14 PM
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Dead kittens, on the other hand...


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 2:25 PM
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10: Apparently there are those who disagree...


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 2:47 PM
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7 reminds me of the events of 4:04PM recounted here.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 2:52 PM
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hey guys did you see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sudw4ghVe8


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 3:28 PM
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hey guys, busy day at the offices?


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 3:29 PM
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Sifu, I've been trying to find that website for months. Thanks!


Posted by: Tarrou | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 4:00 PM
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.

They don't chase squirrels at all.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 4:05 PM
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17: if you had dead squirrles too, you could do a stop-motion animation.


Posted by: soubzriquet | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 4:30 PM
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Ahem.


Posted by: Lunar Rockette | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 4:41 PM
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They don't come when you call.


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 4:47 PM
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If the "pre" tag worked, I'd be tempted to do an alfred bester-style evocation of the fugue-y part of the dead puppies song.


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 7:34 PM
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I should have linked the earlier letter she'd gotten at the office.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 9:52 PM
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Apo, what type of office does your friend work at that they get such awesome letters?


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 07-23-07 11:29 PM
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Ms. Uffish's place of employment is unnamed, but rumors are it's a non-profit organization that among other things works on gay and lesbian civil liberties and rhymes with "Hey, he'll do."


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-24-07 12:00 AM
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Ah, so THIS is where all the traffic's coming from!
More precisely, it rhymes with "Hey, we smell poo!" I just try not to have where I work mentioned by name in conjunction with my website. We get some pretty vitriolic crazies, and I don't want Google to send any of them my way. :)


Posted by: Chris | Link to this comment | 07-24-07 5:07 AM
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