Re: Today's Lesson

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My official position is that the couple in question new perfectly well what was going on.


Posted by: Wehttam Saiselgy | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:43 PM
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Their official positions were more amusing.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:47 PM
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What I'm wondering is which one worked on the hill?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:48 PM
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Only a monk would have the self control not to give the rooftop crowd a thumbs up after he was finished, and this guy was probably not a monk. Or have you left out some details?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:49 PM
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We did all wave and clap when they were done, hoping they could see/hear us.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:50 PM
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What's so surprising about the post-coital towel?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:50 PM
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Why do you say they should close their blinds? Was it offensive to you?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:51 PM
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5 is awesome.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:51 PM
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Nobody expects the nearish exhibition!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:51 PM
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6 - Well, it wasn't just a post-coital towel. The guy had to stop a few times when they changed positions and stuff to towel off in the middle. Kind of a sweaty guy, you see. What was most amusing about the post-coital towel, though, was just how cheesy/tacky/porny it was.

7 - No, it was a mental note to close my blinds so that I don't ever become the source of a roof party's entertainment.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:53 PM
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What do you have against entertaining rooftop parties?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:54 PM
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10.1: that's awfully gentlemanly of him. Noted!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:56 PM
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how cheesy/tacky/porny it was.

Dude, sometimes people get sweaty.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:56 PM
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Dude, sometimes people get sweaty.

Let's speculate on Matt F's daintiness.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:58 PM
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So B likes the porny towel-off and Ben likes to have sex in public. Now we just need to find them a rooftop party to entertain.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-28-07 11:59 PM
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As if she'd have me.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:00 AM
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You're a hairy guy, Ogged. Don't pretend you don't know about the towel.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:00 AM
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I'm amused that B the sex maven doesn't even recognize what the objection is.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:01 AM
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He practically is a towel, why would he?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:02 AM
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18: That's why I asked, but Becks did not confirm that there was some money shot thing going on.

And hey, whatever, if there is, people play psychosexual games, you know. Not everyone sticks to strict missionary position with the lights off, you know.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:06 AM
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16: Depends what was in it for me.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:06 AM
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21: Helpful corrections I'd imagine.


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:07 AM
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21: in ... me s/b me ... in


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:08 AM
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Ah, of course. Nothing says hott like being corrected during fornication.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:08 AM
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strict missionary position

Is this when the convert is supposed to understand and believe the doctrine rather than simply perform the rituals?


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:11 AM
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23: "depends what was me it for in"?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:11 AM
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Becks is selfish and won't share. This is how capitalism came to be. Because of selfish people like Becks who want to take without giving.

Becks, if you let everyone in your neighborhood watching you have sex, inequality could be eliminated forever. But you don't care.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:11 AM
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Becks, if you let everyone in your neighborhood watching you have sex post on unfogged, inequality could be eliminated forever. But you don't care.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:12 AM
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26: 23: n s/b t


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:24 AM
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29: n s/b t, t s/b n

And on that note, I am going the fuck to bed.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:25 AM
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Now someone needs to go find the sex blog post corresponding to this one. "Our plan worked perfectly last night. X and I put on quite the show for the folks at the roof party across the street..."


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:47 AM
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And hey, whatever, if there is, people play psychosexual games, you know.

I knew memorizing ogged's sexual preferences would have some application.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:50 AM
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I'll bet you've got that link delicious'ed, Ben.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:52 AM
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Definitive proof that if Ogged doesn't keep a towel on hand, he's a cad.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 12:54 AM
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Yeah, I agree with Saiselgy, except I'd have an extra 'k' in there. Although I don't have any curtains at my bedroom window, and that's (mostly) out of being too crap/lazy to replace a broken blind.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 4:01 AM
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sweat is good when you're having sex. It's no time to be squeamish about getting wet. You should aim for that sucking sound when the bodies pull apart.


Posted by: marcus | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 7:13 AM
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If I'm having sex, the last thing I want to hear is the sound of me losing my job to some Mexican


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 7:29 AM
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You know the nerd factor is high when a description of two bodies glistening with sweat during hot sex is converted into a reference to an obscure mid 1990s Gore/Perot debate.


Posted by: marcus | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 7:54 AM
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Marcus, you, sir, are no John Emerson.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 7:57 AM
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32: Ogged's preferences and non-preferences continue to surprise me. I would have expected the opposite listing. I think I have the impression that ogged is more fastidious than he really is.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 8:06 AM
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Hey, I paid for this microphone, Mr. Gonerill.


Posted by: marcus | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 8:09 AM
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40 - Or maybe it's because he's so fastidious that it seems so transgressive and, therefore, hott.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 8:24 AM
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You know what's transgressive? The two-t'd "hott." And yet, not hot. That and "hella" are the two things I hold against GA.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 8:27 AM
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Excellent Vegas photos, Becks. But the absence of photos from last night is disappointing.


Posted by: marcus | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 8:29 AM
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A young, over-paid gay couple with whom I used to be pretty good acquaintances had a fancy-schmancy Pentagon City apartment at the time of the 9/11 attacks. That evening, as they sat out on their expansive balcony and talked, they realized that there was a sniper patrolling the roof of the building across the street and that he was looking their way. They immediately pushed the throttle from 'quiet conversation' to 'anal penetration' for said sniper's entertainment. It was all very weird and porny to hear them talk about it but they swore extravagantly that he stood there, 50 or 75 yards away and a couple stories up, and watched them the whole time.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 9:05 AM
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32: Huh, I've never even heard of facials. For some reason I find this fact hysterically funny.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 9:52 AM
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Good thing I resisted the joke here, then.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 9:55 AM
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I hadn't seen the term until a couple of years ago either, parsimon.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 9:55 AM
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48 was me


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 10:00 AM
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Only one 'awesome' in this thread - so there IS hope.


Posted by: Annabel | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 10:24 AM
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Good thing I resisted the joke here, then.

Uh. Yeah. Good thing.

Excellent, though, actually. Funny bone territory, even.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 10:29 AM
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They immediately pushed the throttle from 'quiet conversation' to 'anal penetration' for said sniper's entertainment.

My god, I love these people.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 1:45 PM
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50 - Tim's comment (43) has an 'awesome' carefully hidden in it.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 07-29-07 2:06 PM
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I thought this was regular stuff in New York and other big cities. During law school, I lived at the NYU law school dorms one summer. That roof seemed to get a lot of action.

What is the proper thing for Becks to do? Is it like the Met? Small donations welcome?


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 10:12 AM
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They immediately pushed the throttle from 'quiet conversation' to 'anal penetration' for said sniper's entertainment.

What other settings does that throttle have?


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 10:25 AM
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"Slap fight", "high-stakes poker", "open-mouth kissing" and "marmalade".


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 10:43 AM
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and even a surprise ending

Curious that nobody's asked what this was.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:42 PM
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52: Such. A. Fag. Hag.


Posted by: Nbarnes | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 9:21 PM
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57: I think it was the towel.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 9:23 PM
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