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Bruce Wayne is kind of messed up in the head, isn't he?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 11:28 AM
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By the way, you can feel free to use a colon, and not a period, to introduce block quotations such as the ones in the post.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 11:30 AM
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Finally, you might enjoy Meg Baird's album Dear Companion.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 11:31 AM
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Possibly Tom Brady has a small penis and Bridget is eyeing Fontana Labs.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 11:34 AM
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Of course, the answer is:

"For every hot girl, there's a guy tired of f-ing her."

Just because she is hot doesn't mean that she isnt a pain in the ass.

Plus, she probably doesn't hide from him the fact that she poops.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 11:35 AM
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Is the genius of "a golden beam of God's love" besmirched by the stupidity of that which follows, namely "or a box full of diamonds"? An ontological question.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 11:42 AM
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Bruce Wayne would be just terrible in the sack. Other than the face-kicking and the billions of dollars and the deadliest-man-alive things, I have no idea what Selina Kyle and Talia al-Ghul see in him.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 11:47 AM
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yes. because tom brady is a good-looking person who is also ridiculously good at playing football, that of course means that he is obviously the most qualified person for a relationship.


Posted by: Mr. Steven Crane | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 11:48 AM
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Tom Brady's success if a function of the system in which he plays. I'd rather nail Brees.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 11:49 AM
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that of course means that he is obviously the most qualified person for a relationship.

I find your talk of "qualifications" for a relationship hopelessly reductive and simpleminded. Has the HRification of our private lives really advanced so far?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 11:54 AM
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I'd rather nail Brees.

Ask him, ask him, ask him!


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:14 PM
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Because, if it's not love, then it's the bomb that will bring you together.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:15 PM
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I find your talk of "qualifications" for a relationship hopelessly reductive and simpleminded.

Not to mention treating "a relationship" as fungible, though perhaps that's implied by your point.

The other thing is that I completely disagree with WWTDD: both Moneghan and Warren made the right call. Why would Moneghan want to marry/date someone who was committed to screwing around on her, esp. at a time when a child is expected? And why would Warren want to stop screwing around?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:18 PM
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I have no idea what Selina Kyle and Talia al-Ghul see in him.

It's the car. Chicks dig the car.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:19 PM
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Don't underrate the "poor messed up child inside a hulking man's body" thing. That's a role that works well, too. Or so movies have led me to believe.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:21 PM
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Ben is downsized!


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:22 PM
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And why would Warren want to stop screwing around?

Security!


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:23 PM
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Security!

Increasing female empowerment has resulted in a sufficient number of rich women to provide the same level of security for Warren.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:25 PM
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And why would Warren want to stop screwing around?

Yeah, there are plenty of other golden beams of God's love in the sea.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:31 PM
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I gotta say, Tom Brady looks like a real asshole. Don't know what his football skills are like.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:34 PM
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It's the car. Chicks dig the car.

Really? Because you know what they say about middle-aged guys who drive ten-foot-long heavily armored mobile crime-fighting labs.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:36 PM
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Yeah, there are plenty of other golden beams of God's love in the sea.

Just because the guy dated Jessica Alba doesn't mean he has an asian fetish, geez.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:36 PM
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The one with the goat is kind of scary.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:36 PM
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22: She's not Asian, she's a Lur.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:37 PM
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19: See #5. Or even better, recall the greatest Old Man at the Pool conversation of all time. (I see it as further support for my belief that you shouldn't trust anyone under seventy.)


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:38 PM
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Because I am from Pittsburgh, I hate Tom Brady with a deep burning passion. I would sooner date anyone on any NFL team, with the possible exception of the Ravens, than him.


Posted by: rachel | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:43 PM
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24: Then it's an even worse reason.

(for some reason I thought she was half-n-half, but I didn't bother looking into it)


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:43 PM
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Vick?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:43 PM
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What about someone from outside the NFL, or even outside the game of football?


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:48 PM
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for some reason I thought she was half-n-half, but I didn't bother looking into it

Racist.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 12:57 PM
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#21. That they're a few cards short of a Magic: the Gathering set? (Cf. #15)


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:04 PM
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My hatred for Brady makes me rash; not Vick. But, to jump fields, Bonds is way preferable to Brady.


Posted by: rachel | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:14 PM
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Is that a pro-Pirates bias? And Bonds or Bonilla?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:16 PM
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Bruce Wayne would be just terrible in the sack.

Yeah - I hear his whole shtick is gadgets. He brings his whole utility belt to bed with him...


Posted by: 3pointshooter | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:23 PM
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I am burdened (and it is a burden) with a pro-Pirates bias, but contextually, I was thinking of a controversy-mired athlete, with Vick out of the mix, whom I would rather screw than Brady. Bonilla was adorable in that Bonds/Bonilla pgh era, but if I were really going with that team, it would have to be Jay Bell.


Posted by: rachel | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:25 PM
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30: I am earnestly sorry if I offended you or anyone else. I was just thinking that I might have done so earlier, even though my friends typically use "halfie" when describing our compadres of mixed races. Is there a generally accepted term that's less clinical feeling than "bi-racial", "multiracial" or "mixed race"?


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:28 PM
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36: Mestizos, mulattoes, zambos, terceroones, quadroons, cholos, musties, fusties, and dusties are all acceptable.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:31 PM
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Octoroon and quintroon, on the other hand, are dispreferred.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:34 PM
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I assumed "Po-Mo" was an abbreviation for "Polynesian-Moroccan" and that you happened to be informed that she too was a Po-Mo.

Old Po-Mo Alba, I inferred.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:35 PM
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I am offended by earnestness about all things.

The idea that NFL quarterbacks get to date supermodels just shows you how unjust the world is. Individual NFL players contribute about as much to their team's success as the individual wooden figurines in foosball do. Supermodels should only date star basketball players, people who for whom the concept of team is so foreign that they are frequently surprised to find other players on the court wearing the same color jersey. (Or supermodels could just date football coaches, but no one wants to see that.)


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:38 PM
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Individual NFL players contribute about as much to their team's success as the individual wooden figurines in foosball do

Except for quarterbacks.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:40 PM
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No more masturbating to Bill Walsh.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:42 PM
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You think that supermodels don't know the meaning of TeamWork? If the football player is like a single foosball pawn, then the supermodel is like a lone girl in a purple bag. Without the rest of her sisters, you can't have a bunch of grapes.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:42 PM
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the matter of individual contributions to a team's "success" can be understood as both on-field success or successfulness of the franchise as a consumer product. Pre-dog scandal, VIck certainly individually contributed to the Falcons' success as a marketable franchise. It's really only individual players that contribute to this kind of success, save when the franchise in question is one of those with an unwavering base (e.g. Steelers, Bears, Packers).
And yes, quarterbacks absolutely contribute, individually, to both success and failures on field. Which Bears fans can certainly expound upon.


Posted by: rachel | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:45 PM
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It's the little kid that you need to apologize to, Po-Mo.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:47 PM
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No more masturbating to Bill Walsh.

Ha! That's a bit misleading. It turns out he's not dead.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:51 PM
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38- Quintroons? Doesn't the denominator in race have to be a power of 2? Threesomes don't result in offspring that are a third of each participant.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:51 PM
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43 - I'm a firm believe in meritocracy. Supermodels should be assigned in order of individual greatness in personal field of endevour. (For example, assigning Bridget Moynihan to Alexandre Grothedieck would be an acceptable outcome.) Anything else smacks of collectivism, which inevitably leads to communist subversion.

44 - To be fair, I did say NFL quarterbacks.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:51 PM
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It turns out he's not dead.

What?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:52 PM
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I assumed "Po-Mo" was an abbreviation for "Polynesian-Moroccan" and that you happened to be informed that she too was a Po-Mo.

Actually, we're both Portuguese-Mauritian (no one knew how to pronounce Po-Mau). The real tragedy of it all is that my parents insist on my dating another Po-Mo, and Jessica stopped returning my calls after I told her I didn't want to marry on account of being below the legal age.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:52 PM
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47 demonstrates that pedantry can, in fact, be an art form.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:53 PM
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I have a friend whose dad is from Poland and mother from Madagascar. We call her Pomade.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:55 PM
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48: I think you're overrating Moynahan, and I have a huge crush on her. For one thing, she's roughly my age. (Although, I guess your guy's well past his prime as well.) For another--not a great actress. It pains me to say that, but it's true.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:55 PM
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51: Just not in the case you cite.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:55 PM
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A friend at Berkeley as an undergrad dated the president of the Native American student group, whose favorite joke was talking about deconstruction as a tribal practice of the Pomo Indians.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:55 PM
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49: Oh sweet jeebus. I missed the headline somehow. So: Bill Walsh, Still Dead.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:56 PM
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get to date supermodels

In my limited experience, women attractive enough to turn strangers' heads are as ugly inside as wealthy men who do not believe in luck. "getting to" spend time with either shows one has high status but is unpleasant.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:57 PM
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Man, living at home is such a drag.
Now my mom threw away my best Pomo mag. (Busted!)


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:58 PM
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No one said meritocracy was pleasant, lw. Only that it was fair.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:59 PM
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57: So, being an attractive woman makes you inherently loathsome, but being a wealthy man is okay if you believe in luck. Chicks don't get the escape clause?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 1:59 PM
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I'm trying to figure out if Bill Walsh dead is less erotic than Bill Walsh alive, and I'm not having much luck.


Posted by: BigHank53 | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:01 PM
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I wish 55 came with a link to SP's blog.


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:02 PM
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It's not enough of a joke to stand up to explanation -- just that it would be funny if 'Pomo', as in the actual name of an actual Native American tribe, instead stood for 'Postmodern', and there was a Native American tribe characterized by specializing in scholarship relying on deconstruction and capital-T Theory.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:07 PM
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Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, you little rascal. It is too a funny joke.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:09 PM
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Now my mom threw away my best Pomo mag. (Busted!)

The pictorial of Foucault in a studded leather thong was a bit over the line.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:10 PM
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I wish 62 came with a link to SB's blog.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:11 PM
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women attractive enough to turn strangers' heads are as ugly inside as wealthy men who do not believe in luck.

Attractive enough to turn strangers heads is not a very high bar. I agree that anything that brings one endless adulation can have a corrupting influence, but really.


Posted by: Jake | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:11 PM
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Heebie! Heeby! Heebé! has done it again!


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:11 PM
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66: You want to know why I don't like initialisms as pseuds? Because I can't read terribly well.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:11 PM
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Thanks for 63. I've seen both SP and SB used, not interchangeably, but to refer to the same ...entity.


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:14 PM
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I'm feeling better!


Posted by: Bill Walsh | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:14 PM
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Heebie! Heeby! Heebé! has done it again!

I'll never say no to a Tony Toni Tone reference, but what did I do?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:16 PM
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To be fair to Batman, both Catwoman and Talia al-Ghul are depicted in the comics as coming back for more of the Dark Knight's sweet, sweet, moodily obsessive and brooding loving. He fathered a son with Talia and, on a parallel earth, a daughter with Catwoman.

And let us not forget Silver St. Cloud, who wanted to give up her career as a movie star to settle down in stately Wayne Manor.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:16 PM
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attractive woman, escape clause

Fabulously detailed personal appearance that turns heads can be cultivated just as much as cockiness;
generosity towards other people, or failing that, some humility is what is often absent. Both Larry Ellison and, say, Paris H, taking both to be as shallow as they publicly represent themsleves to be, take an indiscreet interest in how well they are doing with respect to the other people in the room. One can hope that both will eventually be content even when no-one is paying attention. Larry is at least old enough to know better, so the odds of redemption for him are lower. I've always been interested in Prince, who seems or seemed very comfortable with the persona of male narcissist.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:17 PM
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I've seen both SP and SB used, not interchangeably, but to refer to the same ...entity.

No you haven't.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:18 PM
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72: Oh you know what you did.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:19 PM
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people with unpleasant personalities are more interesting, if you are a really relaxed person.


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:19 PM
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76: It was the Pomo Mag joke, wasn't it. I was very proud of that one. But I was ripping on the Beastie Boys.

Tony Toni Tone is best known for timesless classics like If I had no loot. (Comin atcha SWING batta batta!)


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:20 PM
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73.1 expresses well the appeal of BW, according to my daughter who is a huge fan.

She'd reply herself once I directed her to the thread, but she's deep in the woods and only occasionally able to find a connection.


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:21 PM
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people with unpleasant personalities are more interesting, if you are a really relaxed person.

I don't love unpleasant personalities, but I truly love reckless personalities.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:21 PM
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70- I hope not intentionally.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:22 PM
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i guess i'm just extending teh "crazy people = champion fuckers" trope


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:23 PM
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It was really more that I for some reason just thought of rendering your pseud that way but was just about to leave the computer for an extended period and wanted to get it out there before I forgot it. But now I feel I employed before its time. Damn.

Not that you shouldn't be proud of your Pomo Mag / Beastie Boys joke.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:24 PM
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i think your 'reckless' is closer to what i was getting at though.


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:24 PM
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Certain types of unpleasant are a lot of fun: a sour temper coupled with a sharp wit, for example. But I don't suppose that's the type of unpleasant you get from supermodels or really rich men.


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:47 PM
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A sour temper is never fun.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:50 PM
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Certain types of behaviour only register as "unpleasant" if you're on the receiving end, but register as amusing personality quirks ("oh, that's just the way he/she is") otherwise.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:52 PM
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I didn't add "to come home to" or "in a soulmate"...but there are certain kinds of bad-tempered people I tend to like a lot. If they're smart and funny and if they actually like you, and if you can be bad-tempered and unpleasant back...well, it's pretty amusing.

But all the really good-looking people I've known have been almost excessively clement.


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:53 PM
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(One of my advisors at college was almost cartoonishly crabby and weird; it was a tiny victory for me to make him like me, and it was also refreshing to be around someone who really, truly wasn't hung up about What Other People Think.)


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:55 PM
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Crabby, weird people do sometimes exert that "what would it take to befriend them" fascination. I had a prof at University who was like this.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 2:57 PM
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Definitely--it's fun to figure them out. That's why one wants the smart ones--lots of layers, lots of little interpersonal challenges. Gives you something to think about that's almost like dating but not as fraught.


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:00 PM
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I concur; there's a real attraction to being one of the few people a truly crabby, smart, sarcastic person will tolerate.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:09 PM
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And there are also a lot of people who fit the 'crunchy on the outside, sweet and chewy on the inside' pattern -- crabby and forbidding to strangers, but not that hard to elicit warmth from. Heck, people have described me that way.


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Heck, people have described me that way.

"Sweet and chewy on the inside"? Careful, the people describing you this way may be zombies.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:16 PM
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94: zombies don't discriminate ... everyone is sweet and chewy on the inside to them.


Posted by: soubzriquet | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:18 PM
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I've been described as crabby and forbidding. That's halfway there.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:19 PM
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there's a real attraction to being one of the few people a truly crabby, smart, sarcastic person will tolerate

Then congratulations to you all on being in my presence.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:22 PM
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95: Ah, you're right. That's one of their endearing qualities, though slightly unpleasant.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:23 PM
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So, to take up a theme from the baby-and-cellphone thread, does this mean that if I douse myself in iodine the zombies won't eat me?

Maybe the answer is to become a zombie yourself.


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:24 PM
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98: But I've noticed that zombies are rather short on the witty repartee that compensates for the unpleasantness. Vampires are witty in a tiresome way; werewolves just howl; Frankenstein's monster is probably your best bet, being fairly observant although rather self-pitying.


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:28 PM
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I don't hold out much hope for the iodine method, unfortunately. Probably only slightly more effective than soy sauce.

Zombies are the strong, shambling, silent type, it's true. Good for fishing and hunting trips, though, as long as you can get them to hunt something other than you. Frankenstein's monster is observant, bitchy and bitter... which, hey, that would actually make him the perfect choice.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:33 PM
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But I've noticed that zombies are rather short on the witty repartee that compensates for the unpleasantness. Vampires are witty in a tiresome way; werewolves just howl; Frankenstein's monster is probably your best bet...

Time to re-visit this subject? Frowner, I don't think you were around for that thread, and I'd be interested in what you make of it.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:40 PM
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Don't flatter yourselves that I'm "tolerating" you. You're just a small part of my grand plan.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:40 PM
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I'd like to inform any zombies reading this that John Emerson is said to be particularly sweet and chewy.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:50 PM
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You are all a grand part in my small plan.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:56 PM
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Everyone's already seen this, right?


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 3:59 PM
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Frankenstein's monster is probably your best bet...

Funny thing is that I misread this as Frankenstein's mother.

Which, you know, wouldn't make much sense, but this is Unfogged.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 4:08 PM
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The first time I saw an online thing like that linked in 106, I'd gone into work super-early (pre-dawn) to get some work done. All alone in the office. Damn near did scare the crap out of me.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 4:10 PM
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haha.

Does anyone remember po/rnfreak?

that was the best link to serruptitiously misleadingly link your firneds to ever.


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 5:22 PM
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Vampires drain you; Werewolves are camp;
Zombies debrain you; Pirahnas are damp;
Ghouls prefer corpses; CHUDs fail to thrive;
Specters are flimsy; You might just survive.


Posted by: minneapolitan | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 5:45 PM
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109: Not while this is still around. Hauntingly bizarre.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 07-30-07 5:53 PM
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I know facts don't really have a place on Unfogged, but Jessica Alba is half Mexican/half Danish. She was also born in Pomona, part of the greater LA area, which ties in nicely with the various nonsense regarding Pomo above.


Posted by: Maynard Handley | Link to this comment | 07-31-07 10:45 PM
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