Re: They laughed at me, but I'll show them all. Mwahahaha.

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The guy's 31 now? He hasn't been a kid for years.


Posted by: arthegall | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 5:56 PM
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Holy fuck, totally right about the picture.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 6:06 PM
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Police say that Hahn's face was covered with open sores, possibly from constant exposure to radioactive materials.

Jesus. That boy ain't right.


Posted by: cerebrocrat | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 6:08 PM
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That poor crazy guy sure loves radioactivity.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 6:09 PM
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The military wouldn't let him work near radioactive material after he refused to take a radiation test to confirm that it wasn't going to kill him. All I can say is that being queer for nuclear reactors strikes me as likely to produce a shorter life expectancy than the guys in Zoo.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 6:09 PM
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Is that hard to buy, rather than steal, 16 smoke detectors?


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 6:19 PM
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I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but I'm guessing he's maybe not so good at holding down a job.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 6:20 PM
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being queer for nuclear reactors strikes me as likely to produce a shorter life expectancy than the guys in Zoo.

Not to mention a drastically diminished reproductive expectancy, for which we can be thankful.


Posted by: cerebrocrat | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 6:32 PM
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Maybe he reproduces by budding.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 6:45 PM
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Oh, wow.

3 - I think "Police" s/b "Anyone who saw the picture accompanying this article"

Why the heck doesn't the military take advantage of this fellow's lust for radioactivity and conduct experiments on him?


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 7:14 PM
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Nnnngggghhhhhhrrrrghhhh.


Posted by: Hamilton Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 08- 6-07 8:00 PM
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I confess that I kind of have mad respect for the guy. OK, yeah, stealing other people's smoke detectors is obviously bad and dangerous, as is building an illegal and probably highly dangerous reactor, etc., etc., but he has a passion and he pursues it and I can't help but feel a little warmth for him; also possibly from him but that's neither here nor there.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 08- 7-07 7:20 AM
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I agree; if he had become fixated on something slightly less, well, radioactive, he sounds like he'd be a great asset to society. Backyard inventors rock.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 08- 7-07 7:36 AM
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I'm only surprised Randall Flag Bush hasn't already made this guy the head of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 08- 7-07 8:11 AM
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One of the links in this post tried to spork me with some "let us analyse yr registry^H^H^H fill you fulla spyware" bollocks. Be warned.


Posted by: Alex | Link to this comment | 08- 7-07 8:39 AM
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14: not possible. Read the article. He has his Boy Scout Atomic Energy merit badge. He's overqualified.

Also, much respect for the Stand reference.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 08- 7-07 9:12 AM
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Let them feel the sting of the Human Reactor!


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08- 7-07 9:31 AM
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Hahn learned that a small amount of a radioactive isotope could be found in smoke detectors during his experiments in the 1990s, according to a 1998 article in Harper's Magazine that later expanded into a book by journalist Ken Silverstein.

So we're stringing up this Ken guy, right? (He's a friend of Spencer's.)


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 08- 7-07 10:12 AM
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