Made hungry where most I satisfied.
Smote sledded Polacks in adverse conditions.
Company personnel manual: "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
I may have mentioned this already, but I used to work at a company with both Submission and Compliance departments. I never got to see what went on there, though.
Resume lines, like fortune cookies, should always be read with "in bed" added to the end.
Was coherent, thoughtful. Lunched with lonely smelly guy out of pity. Brought cookies despite recipe mix-up. Lowered post-failed-joke tension by telling worse joke.
Don't keep me in suspense. Was (s)he able to teach the rat to pull the lever for good ratsex?
"Panopticons Foucault, S.A., Chateau d'If, France."
4: Employee response: "The morale will continue until the beatings improve."
11: Employer response: "We're so glad you're not unionized."
Resisted the siren song of work-related obligations in order never to fall behind on progress of overeducated commentariat at elegant, priapic blog.
Strong natural inclination to be an extra-energetic-eager-beaver-over-achiever, but through rigorous ascetic discipline have become lazy.