Re: When Little Boys Grow Up

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This just makes the NSFW above-the-fold situation worse, dude.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 5:08 PM
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I want to know if you hid your laughter with these guys like you did with the little kid.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 5:15 PM
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Shouldn't your pool be closed on Labor Day to allow those lifeguards a day off? Unionize now, lifeguards!


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 5:21 PM
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"Shh! I'm peeing."

"Shh! I have an unwanted erection."


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 5:30 PM
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Some people are so incurious. He's had most of a century to figure out how to pee on the go.


Posted by: Trevor | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 6:07 PM
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I was going to muse about how an unwanted erection might effect one's swimming form, but I guess it would act much like a centerboard.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 6:23 PM
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Or, depending on the depth of the pool and the length of the tool, an anchor.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 6:37 PM
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The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat coefficient of drag.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 6:39 PM
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Actually, that'd depend on the Reynolds number.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 7:06 PM
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Osborne or Burt?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 7:20 PM
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Burt's mustache would also generate a lot of drag. Looks like Osborne's would, too. Though the baldness might be an advantage.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 09- 3-07 7:39 PM
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