"If I look like an ass, I look like an ass," he said Friday, after sharing his commute with a Post reporter. "I can't change who I am."
The first step to a cure is recognizing you have a problem.
From the comments it sounds like he just goes around trolling for fights, especially with women, and is probably sauced when he does.
How much you willing to be he never picks on someone likely to knock fuck out of him?
Gah. How much you willing to bet, I mean.
How much you willing to be he never picks on someone likely to knock fuck out of him?
Just because you're a sociopathic asshole doesn't mean you have to be stupid.
"I can't change who I am."
Funny how I only ever seem to hear that phrase uttered by assholes. I'm not asking you to change who you are, fuckwit, I'm just asking you to not act like who you really are in public.
re: 7
Yeah, it's up there with 'I speak my mind' and 'I don't suffer fools gladly' as the universal sign of an asshole.
All y'all can suffer fools gladly if you want to, but why?
His fans could chip in to have him enforce a non-smoking
on the platform policy while he's waiting for the train.
7:
Asshole admits to being asshole in supreme asshole move
I'd love to punch that guy.
In the comments someone says that once he did mess with the wrong guy and got knocked down, only to have someone tell the guy who knocked him down to take it easy on the "old man."
And people wonder why I'd rather drive to work than take mass transit (which we don't have anyway). Sheesh.
so does he say he's voting for giuliani, or is it going to be a surprise endorsement?
15: It's a good thing no one ever gets angry while driving on streets and causes the media to come up with a cutesy name for the phenomenon.
6 is the harshest grammar critique this site has seen yet.
Where's Bernhard Goetz when you need him?
This situation calls for a Feminazi crusade against bullying assholes. We can dump coffee on the heads of guys like this, the jerks that tell women to "smile", and the subway gropers/flashers.
Who's with me?
We can dump coffee on the heads of guys like this, the jerks that tell women to "smile", and the subway gropers/flashers.
I think the second group would be receptive to reasoned dialogue, but with the other two groups, yeah, boot to the head.
21: Oh, B, you're so cute when you're angry!
I think the second group would be receptive to reasoned dialogue
Okay, you go ahead and form the "reasoned dialogue" group. Me, I don't have time to reward the "smile" assholes with reasoned dialogue; I want to just dump coffee on them.
You know, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
13: the accompanying picture is so great
Someone buy him a free plane ticket. See what happens when he does this at the airport.
does he say he's voting for giuliani
Vote for, hell. Clifford would fit right in a Giuliani Administration.
I love my train line. Someone pulled crap like that, the conductor would remove him at the next stop. At least the conductors on the ones I usually am on.
C'mon, give the guy a break. The women in the coffee-pouring incident were "hefty girls."
They weren't just noisy or clumsy, they were hefty. You would've done the same thing.
8 plus "I just say the things that everyone is thinking, difference is, I'm brave enough to say it" is exactly right.
Rudeness for 'politeness' is the new fucking for virginity.
I'm not a lawyer, but this part sounds very weird.
None of the charges stick - a point prosecutors from Nassau County, Queens and Manhattan concede - because the victims never show up in court, he notes proudly.
"I want quiet on this train," he bellowed at DeCurtis, she said. "He had his finger right up against my nose. He's a scary guy."
"I know you, I know where you live," he allegedly told DeCurtis. "I know you have a 5-year-old daughter. I know where she goes to school."
17: I am, when driving, serene to the point of docile. I am the embodiment of calm. We Southerners are like that, unable to get too worked up when the tractor tops out at 20mph anyway.
8 plus "I just say the things that everyone is thinking, difference is, I'm brave enough to say it" is exactly right.
And the thing is, there's no way to dispute these people's claims. Everything you say can be used to further support their point of view. It's like the idea of "false consciousness" in reverse.
And people wonder why I'd rather drive to work than take mass transit
Why the hell has the train company not even considered banning this man? - Mass transit is privately owned isn't it? Letting him on is just bad for business.
Have you ever been trapped on a bus or train with someone loudly droning into their cell phone the whole time? This guy has obviously taken things too far, but as Chris Rock once said about another man with impulse control problems: "I'm not sayin' he shoulda done it... but I understand."
Speaking of assholes: good going Cheney!
39: The photo for this story combined with this implies an alternate interpretation.
Mass transit is privately owned isn't it?
Not usually, and not this one.
He sounds like a nutter. It also looks from the photo that he likes to take the seat nearest the door, with the most legroom, too. The best revenge over people like him is too ensure that you take "his" seat. It makes 'em apoplectic. I saw a woman on the Metro North berate some guy for dropping litter once (can't remember how that was resolved but "you might behave like that in oregon" was shouted), and heard the conductor ask over the intercom that "nobody apply nail polish on the train" but no violence.