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My first thought was drug interactions, actually.


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:13 PM
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"handle late-night nudity"

Those much be excellent training sessions.


Posted by: anmik | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:13 PM
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Ambien amblin'.


Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:16 PM
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re: or do they just grab Jane and Donny from the copy desk? I'm sure that there is an office pool to see which copy editor gets to pose with today's page 3 girl for these "illustrations".


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:17 PM
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Studies have found that sleepwalking can be brought on by stress, alcohol, eating cheese or consuming too much caffeine.

Amazing that I haven't been sleepwalking! (Or maybe I have, and I just don't know it.)


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:26 PM
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Cheese? Really?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:28 PM
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Cheese? Really?

Sure. Similar effects can be seen with an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, or a fragment of an underdone potato.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:31 PM
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I could see more sleepwalking as being tied to medicines and stress but the nude sleepwalking epidemic leads me to agree with 'cult'.

I do not walk in my sleep, thankfully, though I do chatter and have bizarre nightmares


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:31 PM
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That's the one that cracked me up.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:31 PM
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7: humbug!


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:33 PM
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3 gets it right. Weird stuff, teh Ambien.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:34 PM
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Drug interactions can explain the sleep walking, but I'm surprised at all the nude sleeping in hotels. I'd think most people would lean more toward the 'sleeping decently clad in case something happens in the middle of the night' end of things, but maybe that's just me. I'm moderately weird about sleeping anyplace but my own turf.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:39 PM
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I'd think most people would lean more toward the 'sleeping decently clad in case something happens in the middle of the night' end of things

These are the English we're talking about. They're much more comfortable in their own skins than us alienated Americans. Why do you think they revel so in toilet humor?


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:49 PM
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12: I can't imagine wearing anything sleeping at a hotel, unless sharing a room with someone I don't know well or who would be uncomfortable with it. I'll only wear something under difficult circumstances (but I sleep very warm, dunno how much difference that makes)


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:58 PM
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11: boy is it. "Hey, what's this thing arriving on my doorstep? I bought what last night?"


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:02 PM
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That's from the boring Reuters report. The Sun naturally has a (SFW) picture.

SFW is relative. There may not be visible genitalia in that picture, but it still would be awkward explaining it to my boss, had he been walking behind me a minute ago.

Do they have people waiting around to be photographed, or do they just grab Jane and Donny from the copy desk?

Or even from the newsroom. One time the advertising department was putting together an ad for a local store, and they wanted a guy in his twenties to go with the female advertising rep who had volunteered, and I wasn't busy at the time. Technically, I guess that makes me a model, even if I only got paid in store credit.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:13 PM
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OT: Did you hear there's a new gay stereotype out now?


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:21 PM
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I'm just sayin' labs doesn't need to worry that people will think he's gay anymore. TLL will have to watch out.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:21 PM
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15: Don't open that package


Posted by: feldspar | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:25 PM
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That would explain the tingly sensation I get when I read his posts.


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:25 PM
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12: I'd expect people to sleep in the same state of dress or undress at hotels as they do at home. Unless I'm sharing a hotel room with someone, I don't wear anything to bed.


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:36 PM
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it still would be awkward explaining it to my boss, had he been walking behind me a minute ago

Is that the standard now? Have we, at long last, no freedom left?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:36 PM
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Now that I know that all you weirdos are sleeping naked in hotel beds, I'm going to have to wear two hazmat suits.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:37 PM
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I'm going to have to wear two hazmat suits.

Don't forget the dildo, Ogged.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:39 PM
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Also, I don't know what hotels you stay in, but I try to stick to the ones that change sheets between guests.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:39 PM
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My understanding is that with that kind of hotel, you don't stick to them nearly as much.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:40 PM
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Also, I don't know what hotels you stay in, but I try to stick to the ones that change sheets between guests.

It's like you don't know anything about cooties.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:45 PM
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Can I use your toothbrush?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:46 PM
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I was under the assumption that you took a shower before going to sleep, and washed the sheets with you in the shower.


Posted by: unimaginate... | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:46 PM
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Why, are you out of toilet paper?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:46 PM
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My first thought was to be surprised so many exhibitionists were clever enough to think of "drug interaction" as a cover story.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:48 PM
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Silly Ogged, that would be inefficient. I'd ask to borrow your towel if I was out of toilet paper.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:49 PM
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31: they will now, anyway.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 1:58 PM
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Cooties are blocked by a nightgown, but survive being boiled? That's scary.


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:00 PM
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Ogged is right. You people are sick. Haven't you ever seen those Action News reports where they go to hotel rooms with ultraviolet lights or whatever magic cootie-revealing devices they use and show that however the view pleases, man is indeed vile?

The only more revolting thing in everyday middle-class life is those dishes of mints at the restaurant check-in counter.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:02 PM
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My children have touched each one of those mints. Repeatedly. And you don't want to know where my children have been.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:07 PM
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If they're anything like my children, I have a fair idea where their sweet little hands have been, and I shudder.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:08 PM
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the ones that change sheets between guests

Remember, we're talking about budget hotels in England, here.


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:13 PM
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The only more revolting thing in everyday middle-class life is those dishes of mints at the restaurant check-in counter

And money. U.S. currency. Now there's something you don't want to ask where it's been. Ogged, if it upsets you to have this filthy stuff on your person, I'll take yours.


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:16 PM
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My vote is definitely on Ambien or similar drugs. None of the other things involved have changed recently, but the drug is pretty new. A friend of mine has a story about having eaten chicken - she's a vegetarian - while in an Ambien daze on a plane; the "helpful" passenger next to her got her some more food and insisted that she looked hungry. While drugged up, my friend apparently didn't remember to object.


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:18 PM
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And money. U.S. currency.

I think this one is busted.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:22 PM
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My vote is definitely on Ambien or similar drugs.

Careful you don't pull the wrong lever.


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:23 PM
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I think this one is busted.

Everything but the first part of that story makes money sound totally filthy, slol.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:25 PM
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Ambien just makes me sleep like the dead, but I sure have seen it make other people do all manner of strange stuff. After a long night of [redacted], the missus and I took a couple Ambien to drift off. I woke up the next morning and she was lying beside me in a full-length, sequin-covered dress. I nudged her awake and asked, "You feeling fancy or something?"

She looked down and exclaimed, "What the fuck?"

The digital camera had about two dozen pictures of me all passed out, variously wrapped in feather boas and scarves and pearls. She didn't remember taking any of those either.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:26 PM
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Not busted: my wife personally tested currency for cocaine residue and found it.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:28 PM
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The digital camera had about two dozen pictures of me all passed out, variously wrapped in feather boas and scarves and pearls. She didn't remember taking any of those either.

Holy shit!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:28 PM
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that story makes money sound totally filthy

my wife personally tested currency for cocaine residue

Technically, neither filth nor cocaine are pathogenic.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:30 PM
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If I call that a lie, will you upload one of the pictures to prove me wrong?


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:31 PM
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44: URL?


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:32 PM
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it's a larger point, slol: there's a lot of stuff on there, not all of which you'd expect.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:34 PM
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44: Comparing apostropher's life to mine makes me think of Thurber on Dali:

The naked truth about me is to the naked truth about Salvador Dali as an old ukulele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts.

Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:35 PM
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44 is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read in all my life.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:36 PM
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Probably all the funnier for knowing us in real life.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:37 PM
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I'm stronger than dirt. Germs fear me. My germs can kill your germs. A laugh at your children's grubby hands.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:38 PM
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Yes. The visual is what had me head-down on the desk, laughing until I cried.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:39 PM
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The only more revolting thing in everyday middle-class life is those dishes of mints at the restaurant check-in counter

Do you honestly think your place looks much better under the ultraviolet lights?

JE has the right idea.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:23 PM
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My brother was (maybe still is) a sleepwalker. Once, growing up, my sister woke up to my brother massaging her feet. He seemed perfectly normal otherwise, but was in a somnambulant state.

My sister was a freak, too: she used to sleep with her eyes open.

And then there is my daughter, who used to suffer from night terrors, which are akin to sleepwalking. Before we knew what was going on, it freaked us the fuck out. Even after we knew what was going on, it was very difficult to handle: your child seems wide awake, but screams bloody murder and runs away in terror if you try to hold or comfort her.


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:25 PM
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I'm stronger than dirt. Germs fear me. My germs can kill your germs

I remember reading that after an outbreak of polio in one of the Scandanavian countries an investigation revealed that "too much cleanliness" had weakened the children's resistance to the crippling disease. More filth for everyone.


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:27 PM
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I was a sleepwalker as a child and would routinely be found walking around the yard or "watching" the turned-off TV between the ages of six and ten.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:29 PM
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Remember, we're talking about budget hotels in England, here.

Ew - Travelodge do often smell of smoke and/or piss, but I'm pretty sure they change the sheets. Formule 1 in France are the cheapest hotels I've ever stayed in, and I wouldn't sleep naked there.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:30 PM
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60; yeah, the sleeping naked thing presupposes evidence of a decent laundry service, etc.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:31 PM
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Travelodges tend towards the soul-less but basically clean.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:32 PM
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58: wouldn't surprise me in the least.

The explosion of `antibacterial' home products in the US lately is particularly stupid.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:32 PM
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And whilst we're reading British newspapers - the Times have an article about global warming, and in the online comments, Brian from London says:

"The answer is simple, all we need to do is find/create/modify a suitable tree to generate electricity in a collectable form. We can then plant mile,on square mile of trees that renew the environment whilst supplying electrical energy locally."

Fucking genius.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:34 PM
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Once I was woken by a screaming female voice outside our house. I ran downstairs and found our neighbour's daughter. She was about 7 at the time. She'd sleepwalked out the house*, down the street and woken up alone, in the middle of the night, outside.

* Her parents didn't lock the door at night as her mother had lost both her parents in a house-fire when she was a child and was convinced they'd not have died if the doors hadn't been locked.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:40 PM
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(I don't lock my front door.)


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:43 PM
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re: 66

I am way way to paranoid to ever do that. I also know several people who've had the 'woken up to find stranger in house' experience.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:49 PM
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My mother and one of my sisters occasionally sleepwalk. My dad seems to have a little too much fun with this, on the assumption that the advice to not wake the sleepwalker does not entail refraining from asking the sleepwalker strange questions so he can tease them the next day.

The easiest way to get my sister back to her bed when she was small and sleepwalking was to ask her whether she knew she was asleep, to which she'd say 'yes', and then ask her whether she didn't think it was better if she did that in bed. Then she'd toddle up the stairs.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 3:59 PM
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64: That's a great quote. Almost all of the crazy is in the one word 'suitable'.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 4:03 PM
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re: locked doors.

One of the funniest things I ever saw. My little brother had only been walking about 6 months, still wearing nappies. Our front door locked with a key which was kept on the window ledge by the door, maybe 4ft up. He was an amazingly determined child. Will of iron. I watched him one day, drag his little plastic chair [remember he can barely walk and has almost no coordination] out to the hall and then spend about 10 minutes trying to climb onto it. He finally manages, then teeters up onto the back of the chair, clinging ape like to the door handle. His fat little hand grasps the key. Triumph.

I then watched for another 10 minutes as he randomly prodded the key at the lock. Total concentration on his face. I'm thinking, 'this is funny, no way this will work'. After what seemed like endless prods, the key went into the lock. The key turned and he was out the door and away. I had to chase the little bugger down as he ran off down the street.

Hysterical to watch. It was like watching a chimp doing algebra. But the sheer willpower and concentration was amazing.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 4:19 PM
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Do you honestly think your place looks much better under the ultraviolet lights?

No, but per JE, those are *my* cooties, or the cooties of those related to me. It's *your* cooties that are gross. Why is this so hard to understand?


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 4:28 PM
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Slol has a deep understanding of cooties. The rest of you seem to think that cooties are a kind of bacteria, or cocaine.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 4:35 PM
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I used to sleepwalk quite a lot in college. It was a function of being chronically sleep deprived, I think. Boy, was I happy the time I woke up just in time to avoid locking myself out of my room, entirely in the nude. No one saw me, either, as far as I know. I started wearing pjs after that.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 4:37 PM
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Some people just don't want to be popular.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 4:40 PM
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When I was a freshman in high school, my mother sleepwalked (sp?) right through a post-Homecoming dance party I was having...wearing only a t-shirt and underwear. It was mortifying.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 4:43 PM
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I am in favor of nudity but have mixed feelings about budget hotels.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 4:45 PM
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my mother sleepwalked (sp?) right through a post-Homecoming dance party I was having...wearing only a t-shirt and underwear

So great. Now ask SCMT how popular your mother is.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 4:46 PM
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75 - O.Mi.God.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 5:00 PM
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wearing only a t-shirt and underwear
Beck's Mom has got it goin' on.


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 5:00 PM
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"Mom, that's not really a life outfit."


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 5:03 PM
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I'll add my late vote for being careful with the Ambien. Nothing as funny as Apo's thank goodness.

It usually sneaks up on me and I have learned that even if I don't feel it I should not be at the computer "waiting" for it it take effect. I have sent embarrassing email and made purchase that I've had no memory of doing. Usually they were related to (very) vague ideas or to do's so it sort of made sense. Still, that stuff is dangerous. Take it. Go to bed. That's for me.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 5:59 PM
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Apo seriously needs to post those pictures post-haste.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 6:00 PM
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73: Even if I were to generally sleep naked, I would never have the--what should I call it? courage? wherewithal?--to do so in a dorm.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 8:32 PM
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Huh, really? It was in a single (inside a suite) and, you know, I had sex there.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 8:35 PM
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Seems like everyone everywhere at all times has the wherewithal to sleep naked.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 8:35 PM
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I had sex there.

While I'm aware that other people's college experiences differed from mine, it still stings a little to be reminded of it.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 8:38 PM
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You had sex NAKED?!?!


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 8:38 PM
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Sleeping naked is overrated. Even after sex I put some clothes back on to sleep.


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 8:42 PM
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83: nads?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 8:44 PM
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What are these "clothes" you speak of?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 8:45 PM
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nads?

Thank you, yes, exactly.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 8:50 PM
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Just thinking in terms of sheet-defilement.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 8:53 PM
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Sleeping naked is overrated. Even after sex I put some clothes back on to sleep.

Ditto.

I don't like sticking to the sheets.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 9:03 PM
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Indeed, I also prefer to sleep clad, these days.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 9:10 PM
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The key turned and he was out the door and away. I had to chase the little bugger down as he ran off down the street.

We had friends over the other week and their 3yo (in collusion with our 3yo) escaped out the front door and ran down the road, laughing hysterically. Those little fuckers are fast, too.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 9:29 PM
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ran down the road, laughing hysterically

Sounds like fun.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 9:44 PM
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Preschool parent-teacher conference several years ago with the three teachers for the room my son was in, all attractive younger women. This was a fairly hippy-dippy sort of place, and among other things the kids were free to strip down to underwear at nap time when it was hot, which it usually was. But no further. And the teachers explain that my son had found it necessary to argue that point: "But my daddy sleeps naked!" Giggle giggle giggle. Thanks, kid.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 9:49 PM
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96: it's all fun until the car hits the baby.


Posted by: Martin Wisse | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 2:29 AM
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The digital camera had about two dozen pictures of me all passed out, variously wrapped in feather boas and scarves and pearls. She didn't remember taking any of those either.

apostropher = The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 3:00 AM
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It was like watching a chimp doing algebra. But the sheer willpower and concentration was amazing.
My nieces are both under 3 and I've seen this a lot, especially at the < 2 stage. Toddlers work really hard at acquiring new physical skills, they'd put any adult doing physio/rehab to shame.


Posted by: emir | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 3:27 AM
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What is the ambien stuff, and how do I get it prescribed?


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 4:51 AM
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wait. did I just write that?


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 4:51 AM
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You had sex NAKED?!?!

One of my favorite books is Transparent Things by Nabokov. There is a great passage about clothes being parted discretely, only so much as nature required. The woman would continue to chat on the phone with her friends while he did his business.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 5:26 AM
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just to tie things together here, I had sex in the middle of a road one time, on account of the beatles song. it was the less-traveled road in a small village in cyprus, in the middle of the night. I didn't disrobe completely. basically one of those 'what was I thinking' moments. despite its being an obviously stupid idea, I didn't have any trouble talking the guy into it.


Posted by: alameida | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 7:29 AM
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despite its being an obviously stupid idea, I didn't have any trouble talking the guy into it.

Surely this goes without saying.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 7:32 AM
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re: 104

I've also done this. The road ran from outside a bar, through a graveyard and while quiet was a fairly well-used short-cut. People were walking past at the time. In the moment, it didn't seem to matter. Afterwards, pretty embarrassing.

105 is right.


Posted by: George Washington | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 7:40 AM
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Goddman good thing Alameida hadn't been listening to Helter-Skelter that time.

It was like watching a chimp doing algebra. But the sheer willpower and concentration was amazing.

I once watched my niece working to get her thumb in her mouth. She could suck her fingers, but it took awhile to get the more satisfying thumb in. Less than a year, maybe 6 months.

My grandnephew (almost 3) spent about twenty minutes learning to work a pair of plastic pliers (two-handed). He was very proud every time he got it right.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 7:43 AM
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Goddamn.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 7:44 AM
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I had sex in the middle of a road one time, on account of the beatles song.

If a car had come along, it would have made a great "news of the offbeat" story.

And the tabloid copywriters surely would have intuited the connection to the Beatles song when thinking up a headline.


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 7:44 AM
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Goddman good thing Alameida hadn't been listening to Helter-Skelter that time

Or "Maxwell's Silver Hammer".


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 7:46 AM
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despite its being an obviously stupid idea, I didn't have any trouble talking the guy into it.

Surely this goes without saying.

Not sure about that.


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 7:54 AM
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22: Is that the standard now? Have we, at long last, no freedom left?

Posted by: ogged

This was unclear. What part are you objecting to, the idea that my boss would wander by without warning, and disapprove of seeing the picture at the linked article? I hate to break it to you, but not everyone has an office of their own. And my office might not be shirt-and-tie formal, but pictures like that actually are a wee bit unprofessional. Rule of thumb: if you couldn't use it for your screensaver or desktop wallpaper, it's not safe for work. The guy at the desk next to me has pictures of Darth Vader, the Three Stooges and the 2004 Red Sox in his screensaver, so for me at least, it isn't a very restrictive rule at all.

Or did you read my comment as saying "don't post stuff like this"? No, feel free, please continue -- go wild! -- just don't call it safe for work.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 8:13 AM
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if you couldn't use it for your screensaver or desktop wallpaper, it's not safe for work

Does this one qualify?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 8:15 AM
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Does this one qualify?

LOL, yes. The reference isn't quite obvious, and it's just a burrito anyways.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 10-26-07 9:21 AM
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