Re: Hmmm?

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Clearly bi.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 11:27 AM
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Do or do not. There is no bi.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 11:37 AM
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1, 2 and Ogged: You guys had that all set up. Admit it.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 11:39 AM
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Fear leads to hate, hate leads to sportfucking.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 11:39 AM
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Where is Flippanter and how did his date go?


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 11:40 AM
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really? you jump straight to Yoda before Gandalf?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 11:43 AM
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Anyway, Science says statistically unlikely:

Yoda has a miniature green bladed lightsaber


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 11:49 AM
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"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me..."

"Hmmm, putting some music on I should be."


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 11:53 AM
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Clearly asexual.


Posted by: McKingford | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 12:11 PM
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...and, Yoda is a she...


Posted by: McKingford | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 12:12 PM
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gandalf grey -> gandalf the white

transwoman.


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 12:31 PM
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OT: Next week my church is having a forum on how to love in a violent world. That's the week that Fred Phelps has decided to picket us.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 12:32 PM
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Bg, yesterday I met a blind guy in a wheelchair, who's facing open-heart surgery in a few months and also has gangrene. How did this happen to him? Klan beating in '87. What was he doing yesterday? Holding a giant "Peace" sign.

Long way of saying: I can't think of a better topic for your church to be covering while FP and his ilk are around.


Posted by: Witt | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 12:40 PM
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Well he certainly does everything else ass-backwards.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 12:42 PM
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"For my ally is the Force MANDOM, and a powerful ally it is."


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 12:51 PM
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8. Yoda or Tom Cruise?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 1:04 PM
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You're referring to this, right?


Posted by: Charlie | Link to this comment | 10-28-07 2:59 PM
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6, 11: From the very secret diary of Legolas, Two Towers edition --

Day Eleven: Bumped into Gandalf who is all sparkly white now. Asked him, "Who do you have to blow to get last bottle of bleach in Middle Earth anyway?" Gandalf said, "The Balrog." So not worth it. Am rethinking, though. Roots are showing. ...

Day Twelve: Asked Gandalf for Balrog's number. Gandalf said I couldn't call him. I told him not to be jealous and posessive. He said he wasn't, it was just that he killed Balrog last week.
Note to self: never date Gandalf.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 10-29-07 4:06 AM
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Also, Weird Al told us the answer to the Yoda question many years ago.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 10-29-07 4:11 AM
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Regardless of Yoda's sexual preference, I imagine his control over the Force would make him good in the sack. George Lucas never broached the subject, but just think about what a Jedi could do in bed.

And if it doesn't work out, there's always the ol' Jedi Mind Trick:

WOMAN: Eh, that wasn't so good.

YODA: That was the best sex you ever had.

WOMAN: That was the best sex I ever had.


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 10-29-07 4:13 AM
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Spare the baseball bat, spoil the Phelps.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-29-07 6:51 AM
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The question of Yoda's sexuality has already been answered.

Yaddle: "Expert swordsman, Master Yoda is."

Windu: "Yeah, we know which 'sword' you're interested in, you little green party girl. Just you two get a room when you go at it, cause you're both butt ugly, and we don't need to see that shit going down, know what I'm saying?"

Yoda: "Impugn Yaddle's honour, you should not."


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 10-29-07 9:09 AM
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No *way* could Yoda have been allowed near those younglings, had the Jedi Temple been in the U.S.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 10-29-07 12:44 PM
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Han shot too soon in the first movie, but then Lucas edited it so he had more staying power.


Posted by: bryan | Link to this comment | 10-29-07 4:04 PM
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