Re: Gswift Does Get Laid

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Want to add a "possibly NSFW" tag to that?!


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:15 PM
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Nope.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:17 PM
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There's something wrong with that orangutan.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:18 PM
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gswift:Like a door in a hurricane.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:20 PM
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Naked baby picture arms race: begin.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:22 PM
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Um. NakedEmbarrassing.
Embarrassing.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:23 PM
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I'm sure Ogged is delighting in the recent comments sidebar:

Gswift Does Get Laid
Sometimes!


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:25 PM
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That picture is exhibit A when I get around to suing my mother for the emotional damage inflicted by my home life.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:25 PM
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I feel worse for your sister, who had to hold the dog down.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:35 PM
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9: Wow, that makes me extremely curious about the picture. I'm still going to wait until I get home to look at it, though.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:39 PM
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What's surprising is that I've heard girls are more curious about that sort of thing, and that most of them have at some time experimented with the family dog.

Right?


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:39 PM
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Right you are, sir.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:42 PM
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So now creepy old men all over the internet will be perving on our G's now-hairy ass. That's sick.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:42 PM
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We're over a dozen comments, and no one has made the obvious "screwed the pooch" joke?


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:46 PM
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14: You can't be two quick about screwing the pooch. It's unprofessional.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:49 PM
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Gswift Does Get Laid
Sometimes!

And, as seen in this picture, while Balancing.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:54 PM
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All OK domestically KR? Hope so.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 12:54 PM
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So now creepy old men all over the internet will be perving on our G's now-hairy ass. That's sick.

Not as sick as something I just thought of.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:03 PM
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Dogs can't use the internet, apopto.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:03 PM
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As far as you know, Ned.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:04 PM
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19-20: too easily distracted. They'd always try to chase the e-mailman.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:09 PM
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All OK domestically KR?

I appreciate your concern. Fleur and I are working through some issues. I have the unfogged-related deception to atone for, and this has damaged my trustworthiness more generally in her eyes.


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:10 PM
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KR, you should email gswift. He knows a thing or two about being in the doghouse.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:19 PM
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Anyone else hear Mr. Rogers in the post body?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:19 PM
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KR, you should email gswift. He knows a thing or two about being in the doghouse.

That made me laugh.

I tip my hat to any man who gets his wife to write to the paper to tell the world how often he gets laid.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:25 PM
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who gets his wife to write to the paper

Sexist, Will.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:28 PM
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22: Hopefully the voluntary decision to come clean helps to mitigate that somewhat. Hang in there and accept the opportunity to atone gratefully, because it is a gift.

I just came across a series of emails from several months ago from someone who'd done something hurtful but went on about how he wanted to work on rebuilidng the friendship, etc. I had said the ball was in his court and he had said he wanted to do whatever it took to make things up to me. The effort to date has involved leaving a voicemail once every few weeks to say, "Hey, a bunch of us are on the way to [local waterning hole] in the next fifteen minutes if you want to join us for a drink."

I mention this because it makes me sad and so I felt like sharing with my imaginary friends. But also just to underscore how much it does take to keep a door open and remind you to be thankful for that gift.

[end sentimental moralizing. resume thread in progress.]


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:30 PM
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Shit, all paired-off people here know about being in the doghouse, enough to know that men friends for doghouse discussion is the wrong way to go for some time yet. Glad you're not off on a bender is all.

Will,


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 1:31 PM
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27: I am not sure that this gift is on Knecht's Amazon Wish List,
but this imaginary friend appreciates the insight.


Posted by: Fleur Rurecht | Link to this comment | 11-20-07 7:48 PM
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