Congrats. May I suggest that you call the baby Apostropher?
I just figured out who Unf is.
Congratulations.
Mmmm, that fabulous new-baby smell. Congratulations.
Ooo. Very precious. If this is your first, do post requests for advice if you need any -- pontificating about baby care is fun and easy.
Unf! Congratulations!
You mean your bloggin hasn't been light lately, already?
Ahh, Brock was not hallucinating. Too damn cute for words.
And perfect timing! They're only available out west so maybe you can have Ogged pick one up for you.
Wow. This will be the second time today that I will write that I want to -- tout doucement -- bite a baby. So cute.
Awwwwww. Best wishes to baby and parents.
Have you taught it any tricks yet?
Great! Except that the thing above the charming child's ear is disturbingly phallic.
You see cocks everywhere, don't you FL?
20: You know, I actually restrained myself from pointing this out on the grounds that given the new-baby post, it was uncouth. Mistake. Shoulda gone for it.
That's Unf's hand. It can impregnate thousands.
Congratulations Unf! And cheers... To a lifetime of joy and wishes come true for Junior. xo
20, 22: I hear unf has, like, 30 goddam dicks. Congrats, Unf !
Gorgeous baby!
Congratulations!!
Aaaaaw - he's so cute. Congratulations!
I want to be a grandma, so that I can coo and fuss over babies, yet somehow avoid diapering...
That is a good-looking youngun. Congrats.
28: I have a theory that this never, ever works if you are know to have handled diapering before. My current plan is to never have children, thereby cemening my role as an uncle who will not draw censure for playing with the kids when they are cute and fun, but hand them back at the slightest sign of fluids or grumpiness.
thereby cemening my role as an uncle
Don't be that kind of uncle.
32 ah, yes, cementing. cement. unfortunate typo there.
Cemening your own rolls isn't that bad, as long as you don't serve them to others.
Gawd, that kid looks a lot like ogged. Congratulations...Unf, I guess.
Congratulations, unf. I guess you'll have to change your moniker to "yawn."
Congratulations, unf. I guess you'll have to change your moniker to "yawn."
Congratulations, unf. I guess you'll have to change your moniker to "yawn."
Congratulations, unf. I guess you'll have to change your moniker to "yawn."
Congratulations, unf. I guess you'll have to change your moniker to "yawn."
Apologies for the server hiccup.
A foreshadowing of this to come ... in the middle of the night.
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Awww, teh adorable! Congratulations, Unf.
(Also, that's Unf's hand? Is Unf like 70 years old or something?)
You know, it's a hand, I don't know that it's Unf's.
"You know" often signals that the speaker is reconsidering.
How do you do, Mr.Unf and Unf Jr.
Blessed two of you are to meet in this world,
sorry, three of you, Mrs.Unf including
Congratulations!
That looks like a fine specimen of babyhood. Probably delicious!
Looks like he has good ground technique. I bet he would kick ass in baby MMA competitons.
Unf Jr. is a girl, people. Unf must have momentarily forgotten.
Congratulations! Sleep is overrated anyway.
Congrats Unf. Jr is adorable. I wish you and ur kin the brightest of futures.
But now I'm thinking I should get one of those myself. How much do they cost?
56: Don't worry, there's a payment plan to `fit' every budget.
So Apo gets to be godfather, right?
John Emerson may still have a stroller for you, but you'll have to act fast.
Congratulations, Unf. An event quite worthy of breaking your silence for.
Congratulations. And hooray for babies!
Aw, Baby!
Looks like she wants a cheezburger
How long until the first LOLunfbaby?
Fontana, you'll stop seeing penises everywhere just as soon as you get some action, you know.
Same for LizardBreath, apparently.
Unfortunately, once it was pointed out, it's impossible not to see that thing as a penis.
And congratulations on the baby.
Unf must have momentarily forgotten.
At that age, who can tell?