Re: "You're right, Donald. I am fired. FIRED UP FOR JESUS!"

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Even more awesomely lame -- I learned this from "The Twenty".


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 8:14 PM
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I hope 'smasher and Catherine got theirs fixed.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 8:17 PM
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Tito Fucking Ortiz will be on there? That dude is dumb as a bag of hammers that have been hit in the head with a second bag of hammers.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 8:21 PM
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That dude is dumb as a bag of hammers that have been hit in the head with a second bag of hammers.

Dumber than a bunch of rocks that have been hit with a bag of hammers.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 8:23 PM
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Should the miiidle sentence of post title say "I am fired up"?


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 8:23 PM
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No.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 8:24 PM
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Not if it's responding to "You're fired".


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 8:24 PM
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you have nose nse of humor ned. Although I gues s not anymore since becks says not to anymore and it's her post so whatever.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 8:30 PM
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geniuse


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 8:33 PM
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Dumber than Helen Keller hit in the head with a bag of hammers.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 8:41 PM
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Dumber than giving Helen Keller a bag of hammers and telling her to hit something with them.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:07 PM
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Let me know if anyone wants to test this TF2 server.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:08 PM
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Dumber than Michael.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:09 PM
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The best part of Ty Murray's Celebrity Bull-Riding Challenge was when Stephen Baldwin got trampled.


Posted by: Verbal | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:10 PM
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Brock's Becks-style is strong. Also, it's been too long since we've had Becks-style commenting from Becks.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:22 PM
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OMG, I'm so Becks-style tonight I'm not typing Becks-style. You know that point where you've had so much to drink that you stop slurring your words/typoing and such and become coherant again? Hi there!

I went to a dinner party and the host's husband kept plying us with bottle after bottle of wine, after getting us liquored up on pomegranate manhattans during the appetizers, and then brought out six kind of aperitifs over dessert, insisting we try them all. I'm probably passing out soon.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:25 PM
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Helen Keller jokes? Please, I love Annie Sullivan who taught Helen Keller the meaning of reference at an outdoor water pump, with the cold spilling over her hands, and the shocked enlightenment, the dawning recognition and all that.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:25 PM
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And I had not heard of the bull-riding accident from 14. Video?


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:26 PM
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Q: what do you get when you mix Hellen Keller and a socialist?

A: a forgotten champion of our nation's working people!

Haha, I love that one.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:30 PM
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become coherant again

Uh huh.

aperitifs over dessert

Let me guess, he gave you digestifs before dinner?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:30 PM
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Pomegranate... Manhattans? That's like a "Fire Island", maybe?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:30 PM
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A manhattan with a bit of grenadine in?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:32 PM
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It was something like this.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:33 PM
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With fresh pomegranate seeds floated on top. Yum.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:34 PM
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Holy crap that's a lot of pom juice.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:35 PM
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Note that it sounds delicious, whatever it's called.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:37 PM
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Although awfully sweet.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:38 PM
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I don't know if he added in the sugar. It might have just been pom juice, bourbon, and bitters.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:40 PM
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And I had not heard of the bull-riding accident from 14. Video?

I've been looking, but no luck. Youtube is full of bullriders getting the shit knocked out of them.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:40 PM
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1/2 teaspoon superfine granulated sugar
is not that much


Posted by: 28 | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:41 PM
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People make their own grenadine using 1:1 pomegranate juice:sugar. So using 3:3:1 bourbon:pom:sugar would be like using 1:1 bourbon:not very sweet grenadine. Consider that grenadine is generally used in pretty small quantities. The bourbon is in grave danger of being overpowered.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:42 PM
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oops, 30


Posted by: 31 | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:42 PM
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Every time I've had a pom cocktail, someone has chirruped the health benefits of pomegranate juice.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:42 PM
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Oh, I didn't notice that that was 1/2 tsp. So the above is wrong. But still. Pomegranate juice is powerful stuff.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:42 PM
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sorry, it was 32


Posted by: 34 | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:43 PM
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35 then


Posted by: 36 | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:44 PM
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finally


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:44 PM
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Jesus christ, read.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:45 PM
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Read, 32 would have gone in your anthology, but now you blew it.


Posted by: destroyer | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:46 PM
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I can't remember whether Pom juice is sold under that label in Australia. I guess not.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:47 PM
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oh, yeah?


Posted by: 42 | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:48 PM
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i like 41 even better


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:50 PM
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Cut it out.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:50 PM
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pity, 43 was my lucky No :(


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:52 PM
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Knock it off, read.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:52 PM
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Pastries!


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:52 PM
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This isn't even worth pastries. It's maybe worth a low-fat Twinkie.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:54 PM
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Unfogged co-bloggers: gang-tackling weirdly illiterate-seeming commenters making stupid, thread expanding jokes since just now!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:55 PM
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There are low-fat Twinkies?


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:55 PM
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That's a big low-fat Twinkie.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 9:56 PM
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ENOUGH IDIOCY

INCOHERENT IS FINE THOUGH


Posted by: OPINIONATED GRANDMA | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 10:07 PM
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13. it's OK to be jealous.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 10:08 PM
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Jealouser than a box of rocks hitting Hellen Keller with rea... my God. Opinionated grandma is right. I am filled with shame.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 10:09 PM
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Will Stephen Baldwin be all "Bad money, I command you to COME OUT of this business! Praise Jesus!" or will he be like Cartman when Cartman became a hellfire-and-brimstone evangelist and be all "And now I am receiving a message directly from Gawd! Gawd is telling me that each and every one of you is to walk up to this stage and give me one dollar! I want everyone to feel the love of Gaaawwdd by coming up here and putting a dollar in the box-uh!"

(My favorite lines from that episode: Butters, noticing that Our L.&S. J.C. has shown up, says "Jesus!" brightly. Cartman, speaking for every televangelist, says, "Uh-oh.")


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 10:10 PM
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South Park is frequently extremely good, though when it's not good it's unwatchably awful. I can't recall a South Park that was just "eh" for years. Maybe a couple in the early seasons, though I'm not sure which those would be.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 10:30 PM
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I haven't seen one that was just "eh" for years, but haven't seen one that was good either. Maybe that's just because I only watch the ones that people are all talkin' about, which all turn out to be unwatchably awful.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 10:34 PM
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Looking at the most recent season, I've seen eight or nine of them and only two of them are good, so maybe I need to reconsider my high opinion of the show.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 10:44 PM
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Actually, I'm not even sure about that. I think the Easter one was really good, but don't remember it that well. The Tourette's one is really strong and not just shock humor at all.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 10:51 PM
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Not that I've seen it in years, but i thought south park's problem was that its tasty outer coating concealed a routinely insipid core.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 10:54 PM
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Also off-topic -- for anyone involved in data sets, visualizing them, even if it's only a spreadsheet with 10 entries -- I recommend this website.
http://services.alphaworks.ibm.com/manyeyes/app


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 11:01 PM
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How can it be Manhattan without Vermouth?


Posted by: Nápi | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 11:10 PM
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You know all of the Unfogged Mix CDs that have been posted? Didn't apo come up with cover art for the mixes at one point? Anyone have a link to that comment?


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 11:18 PM
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I would actually appreciate a comment that linked to all the mixes various unfoggeders have put up. c'mon, lazywebness!


Posted by: alameida | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 11:42 PM
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This sounds like a task for Ben. Where the heck is he? It's Saturday night--he can't possibly be out.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 11:46 PM
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Yeah, it's stressful to try to catch them all when they happen.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 11:52 PM
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When I downloaded apop's two mixes, each was in a zip file that included cover art.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 12- 8-07 11:52 PM
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63 -- It shouldn't be a comment, but some kind of semi-permanent page, to which additional items could be posted. Just suggesting . . .


Posted by: Nápi | Link to this comment | 12- 9-07 12:09 AM
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67 sounds like a very good idea.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 9-07 12:10 AM
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I would actually appreciate a comment that linked to all the mixes various unfoggeders have put up. c'mon, lazywebness!

One problem with this is that some people have put their mixes up on services that delete uploads after some period. So it wouldn't actually be permanent.

It could presumably be done, though.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12- 9-07 1:05 AM
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Hey, where'd the condom post go?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 12- 9-07 8:31 AM
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Hey, where'd the condom post go?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 12- 9-07 8:31 AM
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62: Here ya go.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 9-07 10:18 AM
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Y'know, I just now realized that that comment didn't include the artwork I used for nattargcM's mix.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 9-07 10:21 AM
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Thanks, Apo!


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12- 9-07 10:26 AM
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19: Goddamn, you crack me up, Sifu.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 12- 9-07 10:59 PM
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