Re: Obama For Hicks

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free market sycophant, who's trotted out on TV to manicure the invisible hand every time it chips a nail squashing the poor

Great stuff.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 9:52 AM
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Yeah, I'm really enjoying this. "Penile cleft haircut."


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 9:56 AM
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Stuffed with green cards, turned into amnesty pinata.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:01 AM
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"If Fox News isn't quite asinine enough for you, just click on over to Headline News, where the CNN brand is eagerly defiling its vestigial credibility by giving an hour a day to the dumbest dumbfuck in dumbfuckistan, Glenn Beck."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:01 AM
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This list reminds me that ogged was right: "trolling" should have been the word of the year. (Not because the list is trolling. Because it's full of trolls.)


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:04 AM
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"Least plausible Jesus."


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:06 AM
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9. You


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:08 AM
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7 -> 6.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:09 AM
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Well, but that's just true. I'm an insanely implausible Jesus.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:10 AM
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"Only supporters left are the ones who would worship a fucking turnip if it promised to kill foreigners."


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:11 AM
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Reading that sure has put me in the mood for a happy and productive afternoon.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:12 AM
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Be your own personal implausible Jesus.


Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:12 AM
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They use the verb "truckle," which is awesome.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 10:33 AM
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The Deryk Schlessinger one is really interesting. I don't blame the kid at all, Dr. Laura followed by the military would produce a prototype of the authoritarian personality. Displaced aggression, etc.

Everything related to certain political movements in the U.S. today is so infected by psychopathology, it's amazing. Why can't we be a normal country where politics is just appropriately boring?


Posted by: PerfectlyGoddamnDelightful | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 11:06 AM
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Why can't we be a normal country where politics is just appropriately boring?

My model for this was Belgium, and look how well that turned out.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 11:19 AM
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Sentence: A gradual decline into abject poverty as you continue to vote against your own self-interest. Death by an easily treated disorder that your health insurance doesn't cover. You deserve it, chump.

Okay, crying now.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 11:31 AM
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Why can't we be a normal country where politics is just appropriately boring?

Because Americans think their country has a God-given right to shit on the rest of the world?


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 11:53 AM
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Uncle Sam: I shit on the... well, the everybody of this planet.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 12:06 PM
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Awesome. The turnip line was only one of many memorable things in that.


Posted by: Timothy Burke | Link to this comment | 01- 2-08 1:47 PM
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