Re: My own favorite pick-up line

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Simul-post!

Was this 80s night?


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 8:19 AM
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She mistook you for Ogged? Was she Swedish, or at least reeking vaguely of chlorine?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 8:21 AM
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Yeah baby, feel the tumor in my pants.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 8:22 AM
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So was she worth faking cancer for? Only ogged can really tell us, but I hear that remission sex is unreal.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 8:22 AM
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Cockblocked from thousands of miles away-- amazing!

This was 80s night, Becks. Woohooo!


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 8:25 AM
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Only ogged can really tell us, but I hear that remission sex is unreal

Are we talking about the same ogged? 'Cause I'm not sure what he would be basing that opinion on. (Maybe he met someone in the oncology ward who told him about it.)


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 9:10 AM
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Cockblocked from thousands of miles away

everything's being outsourced these days


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 9:18 AM
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I think, actually, that the sex ogged copped to having shortly before he went on the hiatus that he broke because of the cancer was the efficient cause of that cancer.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 10:12 AM
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By what means?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 10:20 AM
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It would be irrepsonsible to speculate since I'm not very familiar with the case.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 10:28 AM
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I think that ship has sailed, actually.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 10:30 AM
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It would be irresponsible to speculate about the means.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 10:31 AM
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I think it was the final cause of the cancer as well.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 10:31 AM
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That doesn't make any sense; the sex was a discrete event (or at most two) that happened prior to the cancer.

Other sexings may have been the final cause.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 10:33 AM
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I know it doesn't make sense. It's like an Aristotelian koan.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 10:35 AM
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Priority is said in many ways.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 10:57 AM
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I am fond of a jug.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 11:01 AM
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Related to a previous thread as well: a friend of mind has one of the best pick-up attempt stories ever. She was at a hospital visiting a sick friend and struck up a conversation with a guy who was in the waiting room. Finally, he said "Lady, I like talking to you, and I like you. I've got six squirrels in my freezer back home, and if you come over tonight, I'll make you a gumbo."


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 11:36 AM
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So is she going to vote for him?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 11:41 AM
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stress can cause cancer
but ogged's hiatus is not cancer-related, hopefully
i thought kidney cancers when detected early and radical surgery is done, are cured like permanently
very low occurence rate or metastasis ircc


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 12:34 PM
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+re


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 12:34 PM
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I'd definitely go for squirrel gumbo.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 2:38 PM
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But I'm no lady.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 2:38 PM
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23: You're his wife?

19: I think she prefers for prospective suitors / presidential candidates to address her as "Ma'am."


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 2:50 PM
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18: Once upon a time, in a dive bar in some small town in the NC mountains, I shot pool with my buddy and his girlfriend.

This was one of those private clubs, so we'd been sponsored in by a guy named "Chainsaw" or something like that.

While we're playing, one of the locals struck up a conversation with my buddy's girlfriend. He took a shine to her and eventually gifted her with his favorite anal beads. Yes, he had a favorite set. He then explained that every time she, um, achieved her goal while wearing them, one of the knots would come untied.

We left shortly thereafter.


Posted by: ptm | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 4:40 PM
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I think she prefers for prospective suitors / presidential candidates to address her as "Ma'am."

I'm in.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 4:43 PM
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25: It's like Mardi Gras, but far, far creepier!

26: Right--so where do I pick up my Teo 2024 bumper sticker?


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 4:59 PM
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Right--so where do I pick up my Teo 2024 bumper sticker?

Your local dive bar, of course. They're next to the anal beads.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 5:39 PM
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Anal beads are not the greatest marketing tool. You want to be in a location where you can capture eyeballs and not have your message obscured.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 5:41 PM
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You don't seem to be aware of just what my message is, Ned.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01-21-08 5:42 PM
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