Re: Funny Because It's True!

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Makes as much sense as flypaper theory.


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 10:48 AM
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better than a James Patterson novel.


Posted by: Katherine | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 10:50 AM
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We've come a long way since Don't Ask Don't Tell.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 10:50 AM
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Oh, come on, I bet Cheney has infinitely more refined tastes than gang-raping beautiful people. He strikes me as more impressed by the delicate mechanisms of the thumbscrew or breaking wheel than more carnal pleasures.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 10:51 AM
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Schizophrenia must really, really suck.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 10:52 AM
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Eerie how "once you go black, you don't go back" seems like the thing to say on every thread, today.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 10:53 AM
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But Iraqis aren't Persian.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 10:53 AM
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7 - clearly proteus-Cheney is already looking ahead to the next slave-gathering invasion.


Posted by: marichiweu | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 10:55 AM
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I doubt Cheney would deign to participate in a gang rape. Who would be a worthy co-rapist?


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:09 AM
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Schizophrenia must really, really suck.

And how.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:10 AM
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Gang rape chez Cheney is a one-to-many, not many-to-one, affair, redfox.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:12 AM
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Many, but almost one.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:15 AM
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4: Snark, I guess you just haven't gotten sufficiently bored with your death-hunting industry to understand. One wearies, tu sais.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:16 AM
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Who would be a worthy co-rapist?

Mary, I guess.

</uncalled-for>


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:18 AM
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7: Don't Iraqi Sunni refer to Iraqi Shi'a as "Persian" as an insult, even though the Iraqi Shi'a are actually Arab?


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:19 AM
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Marge: Now, Homer, its easy to make fun of the less fortunate.

Homer: Fun, too!


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:20 AM
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Who would be a worthy co-rapist?

G. Gordon Liddy.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:23 AM
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Gang rape chez Cheney is a one-to-many, not many-to-one, affair, redfox.

In plures unum?


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:23 AM
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18: In pluribus, unum.

(Will I get here faster than w-lfs-n?)


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:24 AM
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better than a James Patterson novel.

More like a Scooter Libby novel.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:27 AM
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Cheney doesn't have thirty goddamn dicks*, so I don't see how he could be in pluribus, but given time he could go in plures. I'm going to have to award this to Jesus, interpreted as describing the action and not the state.


*OBFarber: yes, it's true, dicks aren't the only things that can go in things.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:27 AM
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19: Wouldn't you use the accusative, to imply "into" rather than "in?"


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:28 AM
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Thanks, w-lfs-n. In your face, oud.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:30 AM
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The accusative would imply up to, but NOT in.

(And aren't the victims the many? And I have made his dick neuter.)


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:35 AM
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But Iraqis aren't Persian.

I knew something seemed a little off about that lawsuit.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:36 AM
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And I have made his dick neuter.

A boon to us all, indeed.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:37 AM
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5 & 10.


Posted by: Penny | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:46 AM
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Parental duties prevent me from further arguing over politico-sexual humor in Latin. Curses!


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 11:51 AM
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fuck goddamn it they stole my book. I was writing that. I have 8 chapters that fuck. damn this sucks.


Posted by: bryan | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 12:52 PM
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25: There was a case in law school about your responsibility in tort for injuring people while in a delusional state -- the facts were that the defendant, while driving, realized s/he was Batman, and could therefore fly. And in the process of attempting to fly, drove into oncoming traffic.

The instant spontaneous reaction from the class was "But Batman can't fly!!"


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 1:06 PM
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27.


Posted by: K-W | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 1:15 PM
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5, 10

A crazy guy at the bus stop last week started talking about the Hostel movies and how that was real and that was what the Mexicans in his basement were doing ... then he started asking me if I knew that Jews were from Atlantis ...


Posted by: BrianZ | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 1:50 PM
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This case is a clear loser. The government is obviously going to move to dismiss based on a claim of state's secret privilege, right?


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 1:56 PM
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33: long since dismissed, what of that what you will.

FWIW I don't think one is required to be making fun of this woman to appreciate this. Taken less-than-literally, it's a remarkable creative work. Her life must suck, though.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 2:04 PM
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fuck goddamn it they stole my book. I was writing that. I have 8 chapters that fuck. damn this sucks.

The fiends. Must have used magic alien book-sucking tractor beams.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 2:13 PM
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The instant spontaneous reaction from the class was "But Batman can't fly!!"

So I guess the defendant was liable, since even a deluded would-be Batman should've known better.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 2:41 PM
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Sweet Jesus, somebody had to go and top it.

NSFW.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 7:55 PM
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37: You at least owe the story of how you found that site. Some of the maps almost make sense.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 8:43 PM
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37: linked in the original thread. Don't blame me!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 8:46 PM
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Ah I see.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-26-08 8:53 PM
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