Sorry to step on your post there, old chum.

The Pork Dukes is a pretty good name for apostropher.

Republican, straight-edge, gay hardcore.

"Let's hear it in a subdued, dignified manner for some self-loathing in the house log cabin. WoooOOOooo!"

Somewhere in the background of F's story there's a very wealthy therapist.

What else could a Republican gay straightedge band do *but* call the cops on their own gigs?